I expected this but.... the "dragon" that kidnapped the princess was..
Dragon:"hello!"
And the princess....
Princess(goddess):"you came to rescue me!"
"Can we just leave her there to rot.... sir knight?"
Twin:"good idea... uh.. your holiness"
"Yes sir "knight," I'm glad you agree with me."
Twin:"I loose..."
Goddess:"forgetting about me?"
Twin:"seems like there's a lot of bug in this forest, let's go back."
Goddess:"I have a way to get us back"
"That is?"
Goddess:"it's a purple stone that has a faint glow of gold, with that, we can get back"
"We had to find a transmigrated people, a god, and now a stone?"
Goddess:"yep!"
Twin:"do we have a choice?.."
[choice A: find the stone
Choice B: it's fine living in this world
Choice C: Waite a looooonnng time for the goddess to gain her power]
'A'
That system just HAD to follow me to this world.
[it's not like I like to follow you around.]
"We can try looking for it in the near town?"
[excuse me-]
Twin:"sure"
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I didn't expect to find the stone this quick.
"Kid, can I have the stone?"
Helene:"it's the only thing my mother left behind though..."
[that's what that kid's mother left her, can you be so heartless and take it?]
I could wait...
Stranger1:"I heard his "holiness" went missing in the middle of a quest?"
Stranger2:"really?! His "holiness" went missing?"
I need to get back, or I'll die from cringe.
"It's just that I really need it."
Helene:"if you grant one wish then I'll give it to you"
"What is the wish?"
Helene:"I need you to find my puppy I lost"
First a person, than a god, a purple stone, and now a dog.
Helene:"I know where is the puppy is though. I just can't get in."
"Get in?"
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"So the "puppy" was a magical beast and he got captured by the beast traffickers?"
Helene:"yep"
It's too late to go back, I'm already inside their base...
Trafficker1:"hey there's someone here!"
Helene:"Ah sh*t"
Helene:"let's run."
...
We are captured.
Helene:"you need to exercise."
"We would've been fine if I didn't had to carry you because you were running with that tiny legs getting nowhere."
Helene:"this is normal size for my age you know?, the one tiny here is you."
Ouch.
Helene:"hey mister, do you have a family?"
"I do have a annoying twin brother of mine"
Helene:"I see."
....
Well, sides are sides after all, they left the cage door open. We simply escaped liked that.
"We're in a roll pull of puppy or whatever you call that, which one is yours?"
Helene:"can we just release it all?"
"Fine, which one is yours?"
Helene:"the blue one over there."
"All nice and done.. and let's run now!"
Helene:"thanks for helping me."
"Finally we're out"
Helene:"here you go, you wanted this stone right?"
"Thanks"
a̶u̶t̶h̶- Helene:"you really need to exercise."she was smiling.. or is that smirking?
The earth started shaking, until I opened my eyes again and..
Twin:"we are back?"
Goddess:"well, after the author deleted the chapters, the author changed the name of this book and here is the world we know"
Twin:"so we didn't need to get the stone?"
Goddess:"yes"
"..."
Even though the clothes all turned normal, the purple rock was still in my hand