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Chapter 10 - if you read this you owe me 50 bucks

(A rain drop hits Barry and one of his wings is damaged)

Barry:

Can't fly in rain.

(A second rain drop hits Barry again and he spirals downwards)

Barry:

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

(WW2 plane sound effects are played as he plummets, and he crash-lands on a plant inside an apartment near the window)

Vanessa:

Ken, could you close the window please?

Ken:

Hey, check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see?

(Folds brochure resume out)

Ken:

Folds out.

(Ken closes the window, trapping Barry inside)

Barry:

Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.

(Barry tries to fly away but smashes into the window and falls again)

Barry:

What was that?

(Barry keeps trying to fly out the window but he keeps being knocked back because the window is closed)

Barry:

Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This...Drapes!

(Barry taps the glass. He doesn't understand what it is)

Barry:

That is diabolical.

Ken:

It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

Andy:

What's number one? Star Wars?

Ken:

Nah, I don't go for that...

(Ken makes finger guns and makes "pew pew pew" sounds and then stops)

Ken:

...kind of stuff.

Barry:

No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds.

Ken:

When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.

Barry:

(Looking at the light on the ceiling) There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.

(Starts flying towards the lightbulb)

Barry:

I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

(Barry hits the lightbulb and falls into the dip on the table that the humans are sitting at)

Ken:

I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.

(Andy dips a chip into the bowl and scoops up some dip with Barry on it and is about to put it in his mouth)