Today we sat on a table. my team was kind of sad
"we are going to a dungeon raid." Kazuma said
"Or not" Megumin replied
"Yes we are." Kazuma answered
They both started arguing
"You know i will be pretty much useless if something attacks us. If i can't unleash my explosion. I might as well be an ordinary girl." Megumin said crying
"Remember when you joined out party? You said you will do whatever we wanted even carry our stuff." Kazuma replied with an annoyed expression
"Listen how about we wait till Darkness to come back." Aqua suggested
"Cause we can't we have about much Debt as some countries. If we don't get some money soon we will starve to death" Kazuma said
"But i just got a raise from my job and i have been selling vegetables non-stop" Aqua replied
"Your part time job won't get us the money that we need, not like this will" Kazuma said as he pulled a paper with a dungeon quest
"Khiels dungeon for beginners." Aqua questioned
Megumin added "Many have explored that place long ago."
From behind a familiar voice was heard. It was the quest lady, She said "Actually no. Recently a new passage by accident. I was about to announce a quest to escort the serve team."
"She said we can have a earlier access" Kazuma added
"Non of the others adventurers know about it, so you will be the first to be in." The lady said
"Does that mean that we keep what we find?" Megumin asked
At this question Kazuma and the blond lady gave her a thumb up
"Yay treasure." Aqua said with an happy expression
"Did someone say treasure? Are you guys going on a raid?" A blond guy asked Just to be send off by Kazuma
I was bored, but yet interested in exploring the dungeon and said "What are we waiting for lets go!"
Then we went off to the place after we said our goodbyes to the lady
It didn't take long but it was long enough the dungeon was quite far away from town
"Well that's the place. Stay here Me and Gojo are going in. And Megumin Don't use explosion" Kazuma said
We went in and after some time a voice was heard form behind it was Aqua she said "Are you sure you see Okay? It is pretty dark here."
"Ugh what are you doing here. I think i told you to wait for us to come back. And i can ask you the same." Kazuma replied with an annoyed look on his face
"It seems you have forgotten who i am, I am not only an arch priest i know you know, not like Darkness and Megumin who won't believe me. I want to hear you say it. who am i?" Aqua answered
"You are the goddess of debt." Kazuma said still annoyed
"No you dumb ass, I am the goddess of water. Always was and always will be. Even though i can't use all my power in this world i am still me which means i still have some goddess tricks up my sleeve." She answered Annoyed yet prideful
"Are you guys going to stop arguing? You are the goddess of water. happy?" Gojo said
Then everyone were quiet
We continued to follow the map and found a dead end Kazuma pressed one of the bricks which opened a secret door.
In the time while we were still following the map Kazuma hit his head and Aqua laughed at him
"From now on It is an unexplored territory i bet it is full with treasure" Aqua said
"If it isn't i will be pissed." Kazuma said
Then we started walking down the stairs it was like a hallway. the decoration was weird on both sides there were pillar made out of skulls
There was a roar Aqua and Kazuma jumped, but i didn't
"Hey can you see Ahead Alright?" Aqua asked nervous
"Don't worry I can see good enough to see you freak at every little sound." Kazuma answered
"Well I can see good enough to run if we have to so if you see something give a signal, Just Don't touch my butt because I will know it is not an accident." Aqua replied
"For the record i have zero interested in your butt, zero. What I am interested in is seeing how easy it will be to ditch you here." Kazuma said they stopped walking
Aqua started laughing "That is Sarcazuam always getting around."
"You are such an idiot Aqua. After all this time i thought you of all people will know when i am not getting around." Kazuma replied
Something was coming but Nobody said anything about it. it was running toward Kazuma but was interrupted by Gojo's fist. Because of that it died instantly
"Lets continue." Gojo said
They still were silent while Gojo continued walking down
With not much of a choice they followed after Gojo. A lot of the walk was boring except the part where Kazuma hit his head. The only fun thing that happened in this dungeon, Or is it?
We were in a hallway I jumped over a corpse and Kazuma kicked it and screamed, but realizedwhat it is and said "It's just some bastards corpse"
"Wait i have to do this first." Aqua said as she leaned over to the corpse "Oh lost with ambitions unfulfilled be at rest be at peace."
"Aqua What is up with you today?" Kazuma asked confused Just for her not to answered and continue walking
we reached a room and Kazuma mapped it
"Look a treasure chest i found a treasure chest." Aqua said as she started walking toward it
She was stopped by Kazuma and I procided forward. Kazuma tried to stop me but he could not do anything.
I reached the chest and the wall started deforming it had teeth and it almost ate me, but with fast reflexes and neutral phase infinity I was fine.
Kazuma and Aqua just looked at me
"And what was this supposed to be?" I asked with a neutral expression
"It is a dungeon mimic i heard some people in the inn taking about it. Some can mimic humans so they can lure and eat other monsters." Aqua answered
"..." I was silent, but not disturbed. Then I started walking again the two started following me and we reached another hallway. Aqua used her ability "Turn undead."
She then said "Hear me o'souls who endlessly wandered this cold dark dungeon. be at peace, be at rest."
Kazuma Was attacked a few times hpjust for the one attacking him to vanish in thin air. When she was done Kazuma said "I am glad you are here. if I were alone I would be dead by now."
"Still here." Gojo added as like they forgot about him
"Finally you acknowledge how amazing i am. Go on praice me more if you want to." Aqua said
"silence the sense of undead is still around." Then she started sniffing around
"Wait I can see something." Gojo said as he went behind Aqua who stopped and looked at him Then I opened a secret door.
"Is one of you a priest by chance? I am Khiel i built this dungeon and kidnapped a noble man's daughter. I am an evil arch wizard." A Skeleton looking guy said as he started telling his story. "She was given to the king for political reasons you see, but he showed her no love and the queen treated her poorly. I told the king off, grabbed her hand and we ran away."
"But if that's true you are a good wizard." Kazuma said
"Nope not anymore I loved her and still love her. When I proposed she accepted without hesitating. The king's army was send to stop us. Those days on the run were glorious. Oh i forgot to introduce you to her this is her." He said as he pointed toward a skeleton on a bed
"She is not undead, She died peacefully." Aqua said as she leaned over the corpse
"Can I ask for request?" Khiel asked
"A Request?" Kazuma replied
"Would you be so kind to purify me. If I am not mistaken the lady is able to do so." Khiel said
When he said that Aqua started drawing some signs on the floor
"Evedything is ready." She said when the full thing was done
"Sorry for the trouble. I tried suicide, but it is different for the undead so I just hung aroundwaiting to decade until I sensed your holy power." Khiel said laughing
"Arch wizard khiel you rejected your humanity and became a witch in the name of Aqua goddess of Water your sin is forgiven. When you wake up you will meet Eris A goddess but with naturally bigger breast. If you don't mind the difference of age or gender ask for her help." Aqua said as he started fading He then said "Thank you mylady."
Both the corpse and Khiel fade away fully and there was nothing left of them
"Well if that's all let's get the loot and get out. Wait I forgot I had my phone and earpods" Gojo said when he looked in his system "No way they are here. Hell yeah." Gojo said as he saw that his things were at full power "Just have to think about the power after that." Kazuma just looked at Gojo with jealousy
After sometime listening to music the phone was 97% and the earpods about 90%
Then he did a reset of outfit and looked at his Phone it was again at 100%
"Guess I have an infinite power source. Very nice." Gojo said as he continued listening
Aqua and Kazuma started arguing about something, but gojo just Could not hear them.
[3th person]
"Hey Aqua before your ritual Khiel said that he woke up when he sensed you and the dead army of this general chased only after. Maybe because they can sense you." Kazuma said
"No, no, no It is probably not because of this." Aqua answered As Kazuma went forward going away from Aqua
Then she Got on her knees and hold him back.
[Back to 1st]
I saw that and Removed my earpode. I grabbed her and got her back on her feet "Is something the matter?" I asked
"He said I am an undead magnet." Aqua said with tears in her eyes
"Don't worry. You are safe. And I am the strongest" I answered
Some crowd of demons were coming toward us and so I used blue while holding Aqua to seal their way. "Not my problem today." I said Smiling and lifting my shoulders
We then went up To see Megumin still waiting
They started arguing again "What am I supposed to do. Am I supposed to limit my power? Think about all of my followers without me they will be in total chaos" Aqua said
"Hey There is no need to limit your self. If you need to fight i can teach you." Gojo said
"And you Kazuma you don't have much potential. You both need improval in some parts for example Decision making and reflexes." Continued Gojo
Then I went silent and started walking toward the mansion.
They followed after me and after sometime we were there.
Aqua and Megumin went for a shower and After that we went ot the inn we already ordered and Aqua was already in her way to get drunk "What do you like in drinking?" I asked
"It's just nice." Aqua answered as she started drinking again
"Yeah that's not convincing me." I said
Then i started eating Kazuma went to the blond lady and gave her a drink which made the others think that he is giving the drinks on him.
"Hey Megumin I am 28 and I am not really a drinker. And you are...? Actually how old are you supposed to be?" I asked her
"I am 15 and they think I am too young to drink." Megumin answered
"Well sucks to be you." I replied
From the crowd these words were heard "Hey Kazuma do your special."
"What special?... Hell yeah " He answered as he made hand gestures
The crowd were screaming steal again and again
As Kazuma said steal Chris came in which lead to her getting her panties stolen.
It was fun to watch the people. Aqua got drunk as expected and She puked
Yunyun came in and suggested a drinking competition against Magumin but before it could happen a guy came out of nowhere and knocked everything on the table on the ground
"Bruh" I said
After that I went outside the weather was really nice and so not cold After some time Aqua came out dizzy.
She then went to the side and puked... Rainbows
"I am really wondering how you are puking rainbows. Just forget it..." I said confused
And got out my phone. It had no signal but yet wi-fi Which was weird
(Atleast it is helpful... wait if it has wi-fi does that mean it is connected connected to the now ex planet? weird)
Then I entered in a site with news just to see news that were posted today. (I can guess it is connected. Noice)
"Yo Kazuma you know what this device is?" I asked with a prediction
"Yeah that's a phone." Kazuma answered
(Yeah he is from earth)