"No, no, no, no one really thinks that brown bear's combat effectiveness is weak."

"Typing is so slow, are you looking up a dictionary?"

"Just spray me with yin and yang, and say my mouth stinks? If you're too busy, just lick the toilet and suppress the smell coming out of your mouth."

"When you die, I'll take a plane to your grave and eat your tribute crazily."

"10% off? 10% off? I want to scream."

In the middle of the night, Zhao Xiong frantically wrote to the keyboard.

After a day of 996, when I got home and opened the forum, I saw Chang Wei...

No, I just saw a bunch of brainless blacks belittling brown bears.

What? You say brown bears are not useful?

The brown bear on the tiger's recipe?

Listen, are you talking about people?

When brown bears and tigers meet in the wild, they basically walk around each other, okay?

As a senior Zhao Xiong, he can't bear to eat, so he begins to greet this group of people cordially and friendly.

You must know that the brown bear is one of the largest mammals in the carnivorous order on land. It represents the Kodiak brown bear. The adult male bear is nearly three meters long, weighs 800 kilograms, and can run at a speed of 50 kilometers per hour. It has meat and output, and a slap can break the spine of a cow.

You say that the beasts in your family are powerful, I don't refute, I don't raise the bar, and I don't have time to spare, but you told me that brown bears have natural enemies. As for the recipes of other beasts, I can go to yours. It's really an old grandma who burrows into the bed and gives it to grandpa. Full smile.

"It's comfortable."

After the output was finished, he left the piano keys with his hands contentedly.

Pianist Zhao Xiong achieved a brilliant victory.

"Mystery store? When did I download this thing?"

Closing the forum, I caught a glimpse of an additional icon on the computer desktop.

Mystery Shop, the icon is an unknown mysterious rune.

"If Lao Tzu can turn into a brown bear, I'll let you know what cruelty is."

Zhao Xiong didn't care either, he was still reminiscing about the forum battle just now, and he swiped the mouse to open the 'Mystery Store' icon.

In the next second, a stinging pain like an electric shock flashed past, and the eyes fell into darkness.

...

Parallel world.

Kai Yuan Dynasty, Taibei Province, Yang Chuan City.

Under the night, the temple fair was full of people, the colorful neon lights flashed brightly, the sound roared, and the dynamic music resounded through the night sky, which was deafening.

There is a grand circus show here.

The performance venue was full of tourists and spectators. Most of them were parents accompanying their children to watch the show. The adults became interested, and the children opened their eyes wide and watched the clumsy and funny performances of the animals on the stage.

The goat monkey walks the tightrope,

The tiger drills the circle of fire,

Bear riding a bike...

The show was staged in turn, which made the children addicted to their eyes.

But what is more eye-catching is a large iron cage next to the stage.

The light shines brightly, sweeping across the iron cage from time to time, and a huge figure appears and disappears from time to time.

It was a huge brown bear.

The dark brown hair is shiny and smooth, and the coat is thick. The sturdy and thick body is three or four meters long, the shoulder muscles are bulging, and the wide bear paw has terrifying claws at the end.

Although he was crawling in the iron cage and didn't move, and he couldn't see his true face, the heavy breathing from time to time could also give people a great sense of oppression.

"My friends, the next thing we're going to play is the highlight of tonight!"

"An iron-backed brown bear from the Far East!"

"The iron-backed brown bear is the top predator on land. It ranks among the three major land beasts alongside the Far Eastern tiger and the North African lion. It is the king of bears. And this iron-backed brown bear is the leader of the group. Its body length is nearly four meters, and its weight is more than one ton. It exceeds the limit of racial size. It is a bear king! "

The host shouted loudly, and then a beam of searchlights shone directly on the big iron cage below.

For a moment, it was like daylight.

Let the beasts in the iron cage be completely exposed to people's sight.Like a hill.

"Damn it, this bear is really big!"

"Who is more powerful than a tiger?"

"Of course it's the Far Eastern tiger, but the bear is in the tiger's recipe."

"Are you sure a tiger can kill such a big brown bear?"

"The lion is the king of the beasts, the tiger blowing and the bear blowing can rest for a while."

The audience was interested, arguing who was the strongest beast.

It's just that when everyone was discussing lively, this huge brown bear didn't make any movement, and a pair of black bear eyes showed a humanized blankness.

What the heck!

Really turned Lao Tzu into a bear!

Looking at his two bear paws, Zhao Xiong couldn't help but breathe out the fragrance.

Big brother, just hilariously, why are you so serious and impulsive, you haven't had time to delete the browser records.

"Who is doing things?"

Zhao Xiong was very speechless. Could it be that there are gods in the group of people who were sprayed with autism, and they were so embarrassed that they stuffed themselves into a bear's body to take revenge?

No, Sir, the gods are also so careful.

"Gan!"

When he wanted to speak, the only sound he made was a deep bear roar, which made people very uncomfortable.

"This is a circus, right?"

Zhao Xiong looked around and quickly recognized the environment here. Who hasn't seen a circus performance?

But I really didn't expect that one day I would come here in this capacity.

Before he could think about it, the messy memories of the original brown bear flooded into his mind.

"It's over, Barbie is over."

After digesting the memory, Zhao Xiong's face turned even darker.

Brown bear's memory is messy. He only knows that he is a bear born in a circus. Apart from the instinctive habits of beasts, he doesn't have any hunting skills in his mind, only circus performances come easily.

In other words, the survivability of this product in the wild is almost zero, and even if it escapes from here by chance, it cannot survive in the wild.

Not only that, because of the frequent beatings, this bear has a very small courage. Although it started to grow again inexplicably some time ago, and its body has changed greatly, its personality is still very weak, and I am completely sorry for this scary physique.

Just before the performance, his predecessor was attacked by a lion in the group. Although he was not injured, he was severely frightened, which made Zhao Xiong's soul take advantage of it.

"So I'm a waste bear now."

To be able to be frightened to death is convincing.

It is actually acceptable for Zhao Xiong to become a brown bear. After all, he has nothing to do with himself, so he can change his way of life.

But this birthplace is not quite right.

If it is a wild brown bear that still retains its wild nature, if nothing else, just showing the data can scare people to death. No matter where you go to the forest, you must be a beast of the level, and you must let the trolls feel it. The strength of an adult male brown bear.

Next time, I was born in a zoo. Although I was locked up, I still have a free area. I can sleep well every day, and I can play with the lions and touch the butts of the tigers when I have nothing to do. Small days can go on.

How could he be a bear in the circus. He was either on stage performing circus juggling or being locked in this small cage. No matter how big he grows, what is the use of eggs, not as a coolie for others.

"Copying from Grandma Li, it is such a bad start."

What else can Zhao Xiong say, he can only say hello.

If you insist on comforting yourself, you can only be thankful that you didn't encounter a hellish start like a live bear taking bile, otherwise you will really have to restart.

"Okay, no more gossip. Next, please welcome our beautiful animal trainer Xu Xiaoya with applause and see how she tames the bear king!"

The host's voice sounded again.

A female animal trainer in a gorgeous costume came to the stage.

Xu Xiaoya can feel the fiery gazes of the people around her. She holds her chest up high and is very confident. She likes the feeling of being watched by everyone. Although her height is not ideal, she is only over 1.6 meters in high heels, but she has a very real figure. real.

Standing in front of a large iron cage several meters high, the human female looks a little small.

This is also the effect the circus wants to create, the visual impact of a beautiful woman and a huge beast on the same stage.

"Big Bear, stand up and say hello to everyone."

Xu Xiaoya smiled and waved.

There was no response in the cage.

"Don't sleep, Xiong Da."

Xu Xiaoya said sweetly, "Don't be lazy, you hear me, get up and perform."

Oh?

Is it true that your name is Xiong Da?

Looking at the smiling woman outside the cage, Zhao Xiong's heart did not fluctuate.

It is impossible to work part-time in this life.

Don't say it's you, even if you have a strong bald head, it's useless.

"Big Bear?"

Heh, I think your bear is not too small.

Zhao Xiong was still indifferent, and even wanted to yawn.

"Beasts who need to be cleaned up."

After a long while, the brown bear in the cage didn't respond. The female animal trainer's smile was a little stiff, and her face didn't look very good.