The King let out a loud laugh and patted my head, kind of roughly causing me to frown. It felt like my hair was going to fall out! "Little Faith, if you go burning down noble's houses, invite me. I am always up for a good lynching of wrongdoers!"
My mouth dropped to the floor in shock! Hey Mr. King, man! Why are you talking about lynching your own nobles!? But even if this King is somewhat weird, he is still a good man with the right kind of justice. "Okay, that is beside the point. Now, please tell me. What is going on with this plan? How are they going to even begin executing it in the first place? Are they going to ware signs saying, 'hey, come kidnap me'?"
"Hmmm… This is not a bad idea. I can even find out who the stupider noble is…." I watched as the King rubbed his chin and gave my wise remark a serious thought.
"Don't even think about it!" Why do I feel like I am doing a one man act with the King!? Your Majesty, please spare me!
