Emperor Xianzong barely had time to cross the threshold when he saw that his daughter picked up his beloved wife from her seat and threw her out the window like a dead dog. He was stunned by this sight. Can someone explain what's going on?
As Consort Zhao flew out the window, she noticed two sparrows flying past her mortal body before silently passing out. Pretty soon there was a heavy splash of a body hitting the water below. After a short silence, alarm cries were heard from outside the building.
"Ah, Consort Zhao fell into the water!"
Oh, save her!
"Aaah, Consort Zhao has sunk to the bottom!"
By the time Emperor Xianzong came to his senses, he was already three steps away from the window looking at the pond below, shuddering at what he had just seen. Yu Xiaoxiao's brows furrowed in annoyance as she realized that she had failed. She forgot that the pond was right outside when she threw out Consort Zhao.
"Quickly," Emperor Xianzong called from the window. "Hurry up and come down with Zhen!"
"Don't you want to go downstairs?" Yu Xiaoxiao echoed back. Before any of the guards or eunuchs could react, Yu Xiaoxiao was at the emperor's side.
"Zhen wants to go downstairs and see my beloved consort, ah! Xianzong answered.
"Of course, I'll walk you downstairs," Yu Xiaoxiao said before grabbing him by the collar. She then jumped out the half-open window along with her imperial father like a tugboat.
"…" said the crowd at the window.
By the time Xianzong landed on the ground with both feet, several eunuchs had managed to pull Consort Zhao out of the pond. The Emperor was too engrossed in Consort Zhao to think of himself. He asked loudly:
How does she feel?
Before the eunuchs could answer, Yu Xiaoxiao said:
- She didn't die.
"Then why is she foaming at the mouth?" Xianzong asked.
The soldiers of the apocalypse were all excellent at healing external injuries. After all, not all doctors can fight, so it's more likely that soldiers have learned to heal themselves. As Yu Xiaoxiao studied Consort Zhao's churning mouth, she felt a little conflicted. There were no external injuries on Consort Zhao's body, so it must be an internal ailment. After a moment of thought, she realized:
- Epilepsy?
The eunuchs helping Consort Zhao to her feet wanted to yell at the father and daughter couple. This woman was scared to death, that's all! Can't they see her trembling? What kind of father and daughter were they? After they almost mauled the woman to death, did they still have time to chat while she was foaming at the mouth with fear? Was it really so difficult to call the imperial doctor?
"Y-Your Majesty." The Chief Eunuch faithfully descended from the third floor and stood before Xianzong. His face was blank as he asked:
- Are you okay?
Xianzong was furious.
— And what could be wrong with Zheng? It's Consort Zhao now in trouble!
The chief eunuch looked at the building behind them. Xianzong shuddered and followed the eunuch's gaze. He suddenly exclaimed:
- BUT? How did Zhen get here?
The eunuch cautiously pointed his finger at Yu Xiaoxiao. Xianzong's brain, which was only filled with food, drink, and fun, finally remembered what had happened. His own daughter jumped off the roof with him!
"That's impossible," he muttered under his breath. He must have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed today.
For a hundred meters around the observation tower, not a single sound was heard. Everyone had wooden faces as they stared intensely at Princess Linglong. Jump off a building with the emperor for fun? How much courage does she have?
Is the princess tired of living? the guard whispered to his companion from a dark corner.
The companion, who was good at understanding the main points of the conversation, snapped back.
When did she learn martial arts?
Even guards like them didn't have enough time to stop her. Had Her Royal Highness suddenly turned into a top level expert?
"I heard that the princess fell ill for a while due to the death of the respected empress.
So after she got sick, she turned into a martial arts expert? The guard silently looked at his stupid companion. If this is true, then we should all get sick instead of working so hard to improve our skills.
"Did you bring Zhen with you?" Xianzong asked under the gaze of everyone present.
Yu Xiaoxiao nodded.
- What were you thinking about? - he asked.
"That was faster," Yu Xiaoxiao replied.
— What nonsense!
- I never lie. — It was the pure truth. Yu Xiaoxiao did not deceive anyone. Zombies don't even know human speech, so who would she be lying to? Other people just like her? - Do not be an idiot. "With a view almost doomed to extinction in her world, what kind of idiot would waste his time on civil strife?"
As Xianzong thought about his narrow contact with death, a cold sweat broke out on his body. He pointed at Yu Linglong and shouted:
"Someone come over!"
Everyone held their breath. His Majesty was about to kill his daughter. Yu Xiaoxiao didn't feel any tension in the air at all and instead pointed to Consort Zhao.
"What are you going to do with your mistress?"
— Mistress? Xianzong's finger trembled as he kept pointing at his daughter. — Mistress? Are you saying she is Zhen's mistress?
"Then who is she?"
"She is Zhen's beloved consort!"
"But isn't a wife a mistress?" Yu Xiaoxiao was a little out of her mind. Is he mocking her for being ignorant just because she came from an apocalyptic world?
"Take her into custody for Zhen!" Xianzong roared.
Yu Xiaoxiao sighed. As long as the father has some IQ and merit to him, the daughter will not deviate much from the past scenario. One could only say that the cruel female emperor had a tragic end because her own father was so useless.