"From our global headquarters in Villa Villa, Sarbacutta... this is DNN News at Noon, with Alessia Nuubu."
"Our headline for this noon... Strange black holes are manifesting everywhere in Shurilesia and Sarbacutta. According to eyewitness accounts, which are then verified by our news team, those black holes are totally harmless. The mere act of touching them has no negative effect at all. However, the Sarbacuttan police, which is headquartered at L'Remerville, advises the public to still be on guard for any untoward incidents that may arise from those black holes."
The chief of police, Dir. Gen. Ardrelm Rojas, gives his official statement.
"We have conducted our own investigation on that matter, and we highly suspect those black holes to be a result of someone trying to alter reality as we know it. Most likely, someone from another world is trying to tamper with our world's integrity. And thus, we advise everyone to exercise extreme caution around those black holes."
