Season Three: The Tale of Sarbacutta / The Continent with Three Faces
The Sarbacuttan Truthbringer
The Truth Lies Beyond the Narrative
Volume 8, Issue 157
June 6, 2002 Anno Daig'digaiae
Mysterious Gunships Attack Cruise Ship
All passengers survive; cause of attack rumored to have links with The Movement
By Christine Switzchler
An unidentified fleet of gunships attacked the cruise ship S.S. Dress-Up Darling in the waters that lie between the continents of Shurilesia and Sarbacutta yesterday morning.
According to eyewitness accounts, the gunships suddenly emerged from the sea, catching the cruise ship unaware, and opened fire at it. Fortunately, the ship is heavily armored and is fitted with self-defense mechanisms, as it was repurposed from a decommissioned battleship. Five minutes later, the gunships decided to retreat; and there was minimal damage to the S.S. Dress-Up Darling itself.