Day 3, the last day of this documented day-to-day coverage of what goes on inside the office of The Shurilesian Herald.
It starts with a bang.
A literal explosion.
Because the editor-in-chief himself suddenly feels an explosion coming from his bowels that is ready to burst out any time.
So when he times in at 8:55 am and opens the office for his employees, he heads straight for the bathroom and has his "evacuation".
Luckily, the office's lone bathroom, which is designed to be gender neutral, has a clean, minimalist design and is maintained to be great-smelling and disinfected every hour. In other words, it is unlike those typical disgusting bathroom stalls found at truck stops and gas stations.
As he cleans himself up before returning to work, he ponders on what caused the "explosion" in the first place.
"Is it the rice cakes I had for breakfast? Or that enchilada and three-cheese omelet combo platter I had last night?"
