"Oe~... oe~... oe~..."
What's that? The sound of a baby crying? Whose baby is crying? Oh, that's me. Wait! Why am I crying? And, why am I crying like a baby? Wait a moment! My body... shrunk? What is this? Also, am I naked? Oh, this is so embarrassing. Somebody, please cover me with clothes now. This is so embarrassing.
Wait a moment! My body keeps moving. I can't move my body. I can't even stop this crying. I... Why did I become a baby?
"Look, look, Darling. We have twins."
That guy... who has a white mustache, why did he pick me up? Does he want to find me clothes? This is so embarrassing. Wait a moment! Twins? And... What did he say that? Why do I seem to understand what he is saying?
With a glimpse of the shadow, I can see my right direction. I saw another baby was there. He didn't cry, very different from me.
What is this? Did I become a baby? Oi, oi, seriously. Why is the baby not crying while I am crying? Does he not have eye bags? Or, he has no tears?
"Baby, look at our child! He didn't cry at all when he was born."
Yeah, yeah, he's not crying, so hurry up and get me some clothes now! You know this is so embarrassing. Hurry up, Old Man!
I said that, but somehow I couldn't get the words out. I like automatically can only cry.
"Darling..."
I saw the woman lying limp there. She seems to have just given birth.
"Baby..."
"Darling..."
Kyaa... they kissed in front of me. That's so rude. Are they aware that it should not be done, especially in front of me? It pissed me off. But, wait a minute!
I confirmed another baby who was on my right side.
"Hehehe..."
He laughed, so much fun watching them kiss. It is a disorder experienced by a baby. He must have had a genetic disorder.
Somebody, please bring me clothes now! I started to feel the cold seep into my body. Help me!
"Oe~... oe~... oe~..."
I'm sick of all of this. I could only make a sound of crying. I couldn't get those two people to dress me. I give up on all of this. It's up to them what they want to do to me. Up to you!
"Darling, may I hold our two children?"
"Sure." The man gave me and another baby to the woman who was lying limp.
"My babies."
She hugged us. It felt so warm, it looked like a hug from a mother.
As I was enjoying this warmth, the man opened his mouth.
"Baby, how about we give them names?"
She only responded by nodding. Her face looked so limp. She must have been struggling with something.
"What if the one who cries is called Jamal, and the one who doesn't cry is called Jumul? How?"
That's a bad name.
After he said that, somehow the books that were on the shelf fell on his head, and I somehow managed to stop crying and laughing at him.
"Darling, take a look at this!"
The woman looked shocked by what had happened.
Since I was curious as to what she meant, I tried to force my eyes to see it, and it worked. I have fought hard for this. Compliment me!
"This..."
The man was surprised after tidying the books that fell on his head. Meanwhile, I was confused as to why the baby gave off a green glow in his hand.
"Our son… He has mastered magic, even though he was just born. It was incredible. Our child is amazing, Baby."
Give me a minute! I don't understand all of this.
"Darling, they will inherit the power of wind magic for our family."
"Yes, baby."
"Darling, I'll give them names. This one... I named Ernesto. And this one…"
Yeah, it's time for my turn.
"I named him Arsenio. The two of them will be the heirs of the De Jansen Family, our family."
Oh, I see. But, just so you know, I already have a name. My name is Bagas. Nice to meet you.
"That's a nice name, Baby. I like that. Ernesto de Jansen and Arsenio de Jansen. It's a name that symbolizes my noble family."
Noble? You are a noble, Old Man? I don't believe that. Try to get a knife in your arm. Is your blood blue or not. Try to do that now, Old Man!
After I regained consciousness, I found I couldn't get the words I wanted to say. So I said something that would be impossible for them to hear. It sucks, but this is a bit strange. They used a language that didn't exist in this world, but strangely, I understood what they were saying.
"Ernesto... Arsenio..."
I and the baby get another hug from the woman. I'm sure that I don't need clothes right now. After all, it felt very warm.
***
I finally realized something after I was 2 years old. I realized that I had been reborn. I became the baby of that woman, the product of the old man's sperm. Well, during that time, I was a baby and followed the role of a baby. I am a 2-year-old baby.
Unlike me, Ernesto, who is also the son of that noble couple, is capable of extraordinary things. He was able to move an object with his hand that glowed green. It was incredible. He must have been born to be a magician. When I can speak, I must say that I am a fan.
"Ah~... ah~... ah~... Oh yes."
"Baby, I'm c***ing."
By the way, I hate the sound of their sighs. I feel like I want to go up to them and tell them to get out of this house—no, I just need to kick the old man out! After all, that woman is my mother. I still need her milk. I'm still in the growth phase.
"Hehehe..."
Ernesto suddenly crawled and came out of this room.
Oy, Ernesto, where are you going? What do you want to do, huh!?
I wanted to say that, but my voice didn't come out. He is my twin, so I have to stop him from doing bad things.
He crawled and left this room to peek at our parents. He seemed to know what was going on there. That's why, with his happy face, he often does that without our parents knowing.
Oy, oy, seriously.
And strangely enough, I followed him instead.
"Oh, Darling..."
"Baby..."
As I thought, they're doing that, producing a new kid.
"S-Spirit."
I heard that. I heard Ernesto say something from his mouth. He managed to speak.
That is his success. I have to praise him. I am a fan of his magic tricks.
"Darling, did you hear that?"
"I heard that."
Even so, I have to get him out of here before our parents find out.
I tapped him on the shoulder, telling him to return to the room on a cue. He understood, but somehow he shook his head, refusing my orders.
Oh, seriously. They will be here because of your voice. So, we have to get out of here!
Again, he shook his head.
Seriously!? Oy, oy.
"Darling, the door is open."
"You are right."
I panicked, unlike normal babies. They were approaching us. I don't want to be caught just for peeking at them just doing that. I don't want to embarrass myself just because of this problem alone.
BITE!
I had to bite it even though my teeth weren't fully erupted. I brought him back to the room before it was too late. I struggled so hard just because of this problem alone.
Arriving in the room, I put him down.
"Why did you even bring me here?"
He smoothly said that. It took me by surprise. Meanwhile...
"Jajaja... Togogo..."
I can only say something like a baby. I can't speak.
"It doesn't matter to me. After all, I'm still a baby. So they won't know that I know what they're doing. That's right, isn't it?"
"Polopolo!? (What is that!?)."
"Relax, I'm still a baby. Like any baby, they would assume I didn't know anything. For that, I want to peek at them again."
I have to grab his shoulders so he doesn't leave this room.
"Dodod! (Do not!)."
"Why? You're a baby too, right? Then, why don't you want to see your parents do that? Yeah, maybe they'll create another baby beside us."
And oddly enough, he understood what I was saying.
"Ernesto, Arsenio, is that you?"
Hearing that voice, my father's voice, I pushed Ernesto and pretended to sleep on this mattress.
"Oh, you two were asleep. Who opened that door earlier?"
"It's m-"
I quickly shut Ernesto's mouth, preventing him from saying anything while our father was still at the door of this room.
"I heard the voice again. Was it just my hallucination?"
"Darling, what's wrong? Don't you want to continue?"
"I'm coming, baby. I'm ready for round three."
After he left there and went back to doing it with his wife, I felt something wet in my pants.
"Hey, why is this mattress wet?" Ernesto asked.
Oh shit, I wet the bed.