Hi my name's Robert but everyone calls me Bob,
So for as long as I can remember people have thought I was able to read people's minds but that's not quite true, you see it's not so much as reading minds as it is reading thoughts.
they just appear on the face of whoever I am looking at,
it's strange yes but that's not even the half of it,
now most people have probably read that and thought "he seems like a moron, how could he be speaking the truth" well I have more for you not to believe,
I'm not human!!
I have ears like an elf, you know those mystical beings you find in a forests if you go deep enough that is,
I'm built similar to a dwarf, thick set rather big muscles and lastly the same height as a standard male human, how do I know I'm not human if I'm similar to a human (minus the ears) I was fully grown by the age of 6.
my human parents were fantastic I don't think they really know what I am.