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Chapter 2 - The drunken moron

"Mission accomplished. It's time to celebrate!" Navy said.

"That's right, tonight we're going to drink Cognac until we can't walk straight anymore", Blayze said with a big smile on his face. He couldn't think of something better. John didn't say anything at all. I wonder if he had heard them, probably not.Navy didn't wore the hunters costume. She was dressed in a black blouse and a black short. She had a white hat with a black flower on it on. Thank god she didn't belong to one of Ray's girlfriends. How many girls does that man have anyway. Probably more than six, I think. I don't know for sure, but not less than six. Well, he's getting more and more of them over time. Blayze was walking in a two meter distance from her( not because of COVID-19).

It was nearly midnight and they were walking through the streets of the city in wich they lived. The castle was on the top of a mountain and was several stories high. It was the most luxe building in the empire of Ornavier. Monsterhunters lived in the castle in special rooms made for them only. It was silent in the houses and lights were turned off. Only the stores were open at the moment.

"Hey John, you're walking too slow. Can't you walk a bit faster and stop with that thing your holding yourself busy with?"

"It always has to be you Blayze. As annoying as ever. And by the way, keep your shitty mouth shut"

Navy stopped walking and tuned around.

"What's wrong with you two?",she asked lookinrg at John. If you swear again, I promise I'll kill you!"

"Well", Blayze said" I'll go on ahead and go take a drink at Uraza".

Navy didn't hear him at all.

What the hell, John tought.is he nuts She has the determination to tear me to shreds at anytime. You were supposed to be my friend and you betrayed me. NOW I'M ABOUT TO DIEEE!!!

"Take care of yourselves guys, don't worry about me. I'll only be interrupting your chit chat."

If you're looking for a crazy violated and absurd chick then Navy is the right one. No wonder she isn't one of the many wives of Ray.

Blayze put his hands in his pockets and walked away whistling. He was tired and sleepy. The mission he was on had taken three whole days and nights to complete. Not that it was a difficult mission, you know. A pathetic quest to free a few villagers from a goblin attack. He hated goblins and had to deal with them in a mission. Can't the King give elite hunters more advanced quest like slaying a frost or flame dragon? Not that Blayze would be able to complete the mission. The worst thing of all is that he wanted to do it on his own. Well, it was a good suicide plan, for an idiot. Hoping to take on a flame or frost dragon on his own. How pathetic. Believe me when I tell you that the mission was boring as shit. Goblins weren't a big treat to people. They were just annoying.

The houses of the city were close to each other and were all built the same way. Most of them were made out of wood and just a few stone. They were painted in black, white, grey and brown shades, because other colors like red and green were too expensive for commoners. There used to be a big crowd of people on the streets. However, today(sunday) was an exception. Partys and too big crowds weren't allowed. It was several weeks ago that the right hand man of the King had forbidden party's and big crowds of people together at one place. Bar, stores and restaurants stayed open during sundays, even after midnight. Party's were taboe, because according to him sunday was a day to rest. There was an exception for monster hunters( wich they didn't like). They are still being ordered around to complete missions on sundays. There was nothing to do against it if it was an emergency though.

A two story building was located on the right side of the street. It was the bar. The most popular bar in the entire city. Its name was Uraza the midnight. A mint green building with beautiful doors and windows. The doors were varnished. He heard people laughing out loud and screaming in the bar. Actually screaming and too loud noises weren't allowed too. Blayze didn't had a problem with it, with not following the laws. He once said that trying to prevent violence in the city was pointless, after the right hand of the King made the law (his law) public. A few people sat outside on a bench. One of them was sleeping. That man is nuts, Blayze thought. He probably drank too much. The smell of Whiskey and Cognac was all over the place. People of Ornavier drank too much alcohol. Blayze had his hunters costume still on after the mission. A black suit with leather boots made out of thin leather. Someone was singing and playing a guitar at the same time. No wonder that that man outside fell asleep. The guitarist was not even close to being an amateur. And two psychopaths were dancing. A man stumbled toward him. It was a tall fat man with a big belly and he was holding onto two bottles with apple juice.

"Hey my friend,", he said to him, "wanna join us"

"Who is us", Blayze asked. Not that he was interested though.

"I have a gang called the Uraza gang. It's not much of a gang. Just a regular club or something like that. I'm Tonpon. The leader of Uraza midnight!"

Such absurd ideas. Is this man serious, Blayze asked himself. Probably not. The other people in the bar started laughing.

He just called himself Tonpon. Blayze's jaw was literally on the floor and his eyes were as round and big as ping pong balls. This man is outta his mind. I'm gonna get outta her before he asks me something else. He was a drunken moron and he smelled like Napoleon. He had mixed the juice with it. Blayze wondered how he was standing on his feet after being that drunken. He looked like a two legged pig drinking apple juice with Napoleon.

Tonpon put a hand on his shoulder. "Would you like the join us, my friend?"

Starting from when was I a friend of a moron, Blayze thought. I was just thinking of escaping the Uraza morons and now I'm stuck with them. Pathetic. "Ok, starting from today I'm a member of the Uraza gang". I just acted like a moron. This man, I mean pig, will turn me into one very soon. He doesn't seem to be much of a human to me. I'm in a good mood today so it doesn't matter.

"Over here, over here", he heard people saying.

They were in a corner of the bar and were all talking crap and shit to each other.

This is the worst day in my live. One drunken moron is more then enough and now I'm stuck with six extra. I'll be one very soon if things keep going like this.

Tonpon looked at his 'gang' and laughed. "This is our newest member!"

The six morons started cheering.

"What should I call him. Let me think".

Blayze's eyes became bigger than before. He isn't going to give me some redicoulos name like his or something. Wait, is he? I wanna get outta her, but this moron grabbed me by the shoulder as if he knew that I wanted to disappear from here. Oke, oke. Think of something to say to him so I can get rid of Uraza morons.

The pig opened his mouth.

What the heck. He's really going to give me a name. There must be shit in his head. I mean for real. This moron lacks a brain.

"Here he is, member seven of Uraza gang. His name is Mupa!!!"