On the morning of my birthday, I awake to the sound of what sounds like idle chatter downstairs I get up and put on my favorite outfit which is just a Yellow TurtleNeck but I still think its awesome in this town I was born in I managed to make two good friends Friendston and Faye we were born three days apart me friendston then Faye making me the oldest we've all been waiting for this Friendstone is a Bull shark and Faye is a rose shark more specifically a white-spotted rose shark I head downstairs to be greeted with a giant "Suprise!" My family and friends jump out greeting me with cake and present the whole house has been decorated and the morning light piercing through the windows everything looked perfect when my mom stopped hugging me my dad told me to go sit at the dining table he sets the giant cake in front of me and tells me to make a wish I pause and think and finally come up with one then I blew out the candles everyone nearby chanting YAY! My friends usher me toward my presents but before I can open them my Father screams it's time I look at the clock and see 11:11 the exact time I was born then my status window popped up New skill unlocked everyone around me standing in anticipation of what my skill is I read.
"CONGRATULATIONS YOU UNLOCKED THE SKILL CRINSHAW BLOODLINE" WTF is a Crinshaw? Skill description: UNLIMITED COOLNESS Wow what could unlimited coolness do the only thing that's good about it is that it's passive but it cancels out when it's this skill I don't want to turn around and tell my anticipating family I close the status window and slowly turn around to see the expressions on their faces have gone from anticipation to admiration I ask what's wrong and all they can say is "All the sudden you just got cool!" The look of confusion spreads across my face when my mom brings over a mirror and I can see I look cool like my face changed is it me or does this turtle neck complement me way more than before wait wasn't crinshaw my old middle name? I remember my grandpa saying something about my ancestor wait that doesn't matter what am I gonna do now? Does my dad then say's oh I almost forgot I bought tickets to the fair for you and your friends why don't you guys go out and have some fun? I thought might as well I wonder how people are going to react *10 minutes later* I regret this it's only been ten minutes and I have a crowd of people following behind me on every ride every game every picture! *Sigh* There everywhere I think I even caught a few sneaking pictures so much for having a normal life later that night I'm lying in bed scrolling through social media and at 1# Trending IS A PICTURE OF ME AT THE FAIR!! you know what I'm just going to go to sleep I'm too tired for this.