Some of your friends have a great relationship with their parents, like Alison with her moms. They hug and talk and share feelings and have heartwarming moments.
You can't remember the last time you and your parents had anything heartwarming happen. You just get on each other's nerves, all the time. Everything you say sets them off. Everything they say is either embarrassing or irritating.
Alison's lucky that her moms aren't as hideously uncool as your parents.
And what about the big issue: do your parents know that you've got clairvoyance and telepathy?