I stared at the scrolling list of messages even as I noticed my body shrinking the feeling of tusks returning to normal sized human teeth under my helmet. What the hell!? I quickly opened up the notifications list to get a report on what the hell was going on.
Calculating Experience Gains....ERROR!
CACHE OVERFLOW!
DATA STREAMS OVERLOADED!
OPERATIONS HALTED!
EXTERNAL INFLUENCE DETECTED!
SCANNING!
ANALYZING!
JUDGING!
MODIFYING!
INTEGRATING!
System requires update!
Updating....
Updating....
Updating....
Complete!
Resuming Operations!
Enemies Defeated
Ork Forces
Grotz: 1,564,121
Snotlings: 4,568,852
Yoofs: 46,855
Boyz: 384,548
Nobz: 16,875
Mega Nobz: 327
Flashgitz: 53,554
Tankbustahs: 898
Lootahs: 16,545
Killa Kans: 5
Deffdreads: 3
Looted Tanks: 23
Gargants: 2
Stompas: 4
Trukks: 55
Chaos Forces
Lesser Daemons: 1,380,139,000
Greater Daemons: 131
Chaos Astartes: 47
Cultists: 156,878
Demon Engines: 60
Chaos Titans: 3
Chaos Escort Class Ships: 4
Total Experience Gained: 2,073,382,065,550
Total Levels Gained: 60 (+300 Stat points)
Stats Gained
+116 STR
+189 CON
+220 DEX
+26 LCK
Perks Gained:
100 Strength Perk: A Knight's Raiment - Able to wear heavy armor as if they were one weight class lighter.
150 Strength Perk: Armor Bane - Melee based damage ignores 25% of armor reduction and causes 1% of damage to enemy armor
200 Strength Perk: Monstrous Strength - Increases Strength stat by 100%
150 Constitution Perk: Healthy As A Troll - Gain extra 10 HP per Constitution point
200 Constitution Perk: Titan's Skin - Reduces elemental damage by 25%
250 Constitution Perk: Monstrous Vitality - Increase HP Regen by 5%
300 Constitution Perk: Titan's Armor - Reduces magic damage by 25%
200 Dexterity Perk: Spider Sense - Gain split second precognition of attacks directed at you with killer intent
250 Dexterity Perk: Contortionist - Your body can now bend in impossible ways even in full armor
300 Dexterity Perk: Monstrous Speed - All movement speeds increased by 50%
350 Dexterity Perk: A Tree Bends - Reduce physical attack damage by 50%
50 Luck Perk: Reaper's Presence - Increase chance of a critical strike by 25%
Level 25 Perk: Blood Knight - Recover 10% of damage dealt as Health
Level 50 Perk: WAAAGGGHHH EXPOSURE!!! - Access to Orkish WAAAGGGHHH!!! Field energy to temporarily become a Ork, higher Orkoid forms consume more Wagghhh energy per second to transform into and maintain. Gain access to Ork racial perks and tech tree.
Level 75 Perk: Warp Resistance! - Due to excessive exposure to Warp Energies without being corrupted, your body has been filled past the brim with raw Warp Energy that has effectively formed a shield from other Warp effects. Gain 50% Resistance to Warp based abilities and attacks.
Living Saint Perk: Spark of Godhood (Sealed) - A piece of the God Emperor's soul has been integrated with your soul, granting you access to psychic powers, faith powers, and a measure of protection from Warp based phenomenon. Access to full power of the integrated soul sealed on account of soul damage, restoration required for greater access.
Acrobatics Perk: Harlequin's Grace - Acrobatics Passive Dexterity increase now also increase movement speed.
Digging Perk: Synergy with Shovel Knight title and Parkour skill to create new perk: Immaterial Shoveling
Cleaning Perk: Mr Clean - Access to option to instant auto clean equipment
Eavesdrop Perk: All Hearing Ears - Able to now hear any conversation that is within range of any of your senses
Intimidate Perk: Eye of the Tiger - Can now temporarily paralyze a target for 3 seconds with Fear. Can be overcome or ineffective.
Melee Weapon Mastery Perk: PARRY! - Attacks within your perception will automatically be deflected or dodged.
Navigation Perk: Port in Any Storm - You are now able to find your way out of any navigational hazard.
Observe Perk: Scan - Your eyes now reveal the status, emotions, and weaknesses of those you see passively
Pain Tolerance Perk: Stoic - The first strike that would reduce your life to Zero will only reduce your life down to 1, cool down of 24 hours.
Parkour Perk: Spatial Awareness - You now have a 360 degree awareness of everything within 10 meters around you.
Physical Resistance Perk: Stalwart - Half of your physical resistance now applies to anything you hold as a defensive tool.
Power Strike Perk: Devastating Strikes - Physical attack skills now do 100% more damage.
Repair Perk: Peak Restoration - items repaired are now restored to their original manufactured conditions
Rip Perk: Rip and Tear! - Rip skill now deals armor damage
Singing Perk: Siren's Call - Singing now applies buffs to ally morale and debuff to enemy morale.
Sprint Perk: Gotta Go! - You can now run on any surface as if it was flat.
Surgical Perk: Hands of God - Can now perform surgery on any organic lifeform and understand them.
Tech Use (Imperial) Perk: Acolyte of Steel - All Imperial Equipment used are 200% more effective.
Technomancy Perk: Man of Steel - You are now able to integrate cybernetics into your body
Tracking Perk: Warp Hound - You can now track targets through the Warp as long as they have been Observed Before
Unarmed Combat Mastery Perk: Way of the Fist - Your unarmed physical attacks now passively deal mana based damage, allowing you to hit intangible beings and deal soul damage at will.
Willpower Perk: Iron Will - Your will has been hardened on the anvil of war, provides resistance to forced possessions.
Titles Gained:
Apprentice Ork Killer
Journeyman Ork Killer
Master Ork Killer
Apprentice Daemon Killer
Journeyman Daemon Killer
Master Daemon Killer
Grandmaster Daemon Killer
Shovel Knight
Spiral Warrior
Friend of All Orks
Enemy of Khorne
Enemy of Tzeentch
Enemy of Slannesh
Enemy of Nurgle
Living Saint
Skill Levels Gained
Acrobatics Level +14 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Berserker Level +68
Craft Level +5
Cleaning Level +12 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Climb Level +15
Dancing Level +43
Digging Level +44
Demolition Level +27
Eavesdrop Level +50 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Intimidate Level +87 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Jump Level +2
Language (Demonic) Level Max
Light Foot Level +12 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Medicine Level +26
Melee Weapon Mastery Level +50 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Navigation Level +50 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Observe Level +8 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Pain Tolerance Level +58 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Parkour Level +24 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Physical Resistance Level +58 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Power Strike Level +75 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Ranged Weapon Mastery Level +2
Repair Level +35 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Rip Level +46 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Singing Level +12 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Sprint Level +12 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Surgical Level +50 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Tech Use (Imperial) Level +54 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Technomancy Level +83 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Tracking Level +50 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Unarmed Combat Mastery Level +25 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Willpower Level +52 Skill cap reached Capstone perk gained, Level Reset.
Skills Gained
Holy Aura
Holy Empowerment
Smite
Faith Mastery
Psykery Mastery
Inventory Update
+18,480,542 units of common materials
+296,050 units of chemicals
+48,096 units of rare materials
+661 units of exotic materials
+3,827,053 Various Ork Bodies
Reputation Update
Lord Alkazere: Searching, Hostile, Wary Dead
Inquisition: Aware
-Inquisitor Horst: Searching, Aware, Interested, Wary
Adeptus Mechanicus: Searching, Aware, Hostile
Emperor: Watching, Tired, Cautiously Hopeful
CHAOS: Searching, Hostile, Terrified
????? ?? ???????: Searching, Hostile, Terrified
Gork and Mork: Excited! WAAAGGGHHHH!!!
Josef Titon: Curious, Worried Dead
Jack Filon: Curious, Worried Dead
Tion Numen: Curious, Worried Dead
Liko Rooko: Curious, Worried Dead
...
...
'Holy fucking shit, just what the hell happened while I was under the effect of Berseker?' I thought to myself as I used my new Mr Clean Perk to clean my armor of all the blood on it, restoring it to its previous black coloring which let me notice all the new 'additions' made to it.
The whole armor was considerably thicker on account of the multiple layers of power armor stacked on top of each other. The only way it seemed to be working was due to my Technomancy skills helping to operate everything in tandem. All across the armor were various spikes which in actuality were drills that had their own miniature power supply and between them all were numerous Iron Halos attached to the suit via exposed power cables and molecular bonding studs. The whole suit could not sustain the operation of all of the equipment on me and was quickly draining. At full charge everything would shut down in less than 15 minutes without taking into account me getting hit causing the systems to actually do work. That meant during that whole time I was under I was constantly crafting and supplementing the micro fusion core with filled energy packs to keep everything running. On top of that I could see the various hanging forms of Rosarii's hanging off each of my limbs which meant I had several layers of power armor, kinetic fields, gravitic fields, and my skills and perks protecting me during the whole ordeal.
I took a quick stock of my returning memories. Orks in tunnels, flashes of gun fire, lasers, roars, and chainsaw sounds echoing like a rave party. A large explosion, a endless field of green and teeth. A mountain of metal that exploded into flames. Memories of spinning and tumbling and dust. Fear, anger. A circle of green. Weightlessness. Then, Chaos. Literal swarms of teeth, claws, and horns. Colors unspeakable everywhere, screams, cries, and laughter mixed into one. Then GOLD.
A feeling of power filled your body and then the screams tuned from pleasure into pain and the swarms parted in front of me. Golden light started pouring from my bodies and filled my equipment. I remembered flashes of combat, close quarter fighting, lots of grenades being made and tossed like candy. There was also a lot of screaming coming from me? And a lot of minor aches and pains all over in addition to getting smacked around. And Fire. A LOT of Fire. I think I burned a lot of shit and blew up some really big things?The last memory I had was of a demon's scared face right before everything went black with PAIN!
Shaking my head I quickly open my tabs to look at the update information.
Character Sheet
NAME: Noman
AGE: 21 (?)
OCCUPATION: THE GAMER
RACE: HUMAN
TITLE: LIVING SAINT
LEVEL: 80
NEXT LEVEL: 58.52%
HP: 81 (11900 Max)
HP REGEN: 963.9 HP PER MINUTE
MP: 1236 (7717.5 Max)
MP REGEN: 879.8 MP PER MINUTE
STRENGTH: 201 (402)
CONSTITUTION: 318
DEXTERITY: 378 (1115.1)
INTELLIGENCE: 227 (340.5)
WISDOM: 43 (64.5)
LUCK: 55
STAT POINTS: 400
MONEY: 507 Thrones
Perks
50 Strength Perk: Herculean Strength - Increase damage from melee attacks by 50%
100 Strength Perk: A Knight's Raiment - Able to wear heavy armor as if they were one weight class lighter.
150 Strength Perk: Armor Bane - Melee based damage ignores 25% of armor reduction and causes 1% of damage to enemy armor
200 Strength Perk: Monstrous Strength - Increases Strength stat by 100%
50 Constitution Perk: Healthy As A Horse - Gain extra 5 HP per Constitution point
100 Constitution Perk: Titan's Bones - Reduce damage to body by 50%
150 Constitution Perk: Healthy As A Troll - Gain extra 10 HP per Constitution point
200 Constitution Perk: Titan's Skin - Reduces elemental damage by 25%
250 Constitution Perk: Monstrous Vitality - Increase HP Regen by 5%
300 Constitution Perk: Titan's Armor - Reduces magic damage by 25%
50 Dexterity Perk: Cat's Grace - Always land on your feet, keep your balance easily, and reduce fall damage.
100 Dexterity Perk: Hunter's Instinct - Find enemy weak points easier and +50% to critical damage
150 Dexterity Perk: Dagger in the Dark - When undetected increase weapon damage by 100% and critical rate by 75%
200 Dexterity Perk: Spider Sense - Gain split second precognition of attacks directed at you with killer intent
250 Dexterity Perk: Contortionist - Your body can now bend in impossible ways even in full armor
300 Dexterity Perk: Monstrous Speed - All movement speeds increased by 50%
350 Dexterity Perk: A Tree Bends - Reduce physical attack damage by 50%
50 Intelligence Perk: Deep Well - Gain double the increase to MP from each Intelligence point.
100 Intelligence Perk: Eidetic Memory - Remember things easily and at any moment. +10% Experience Gain
150 Intelligence Perk: Destructive Science - Gain ability to gain blueprints when salvaging functional equipment for no resources
200 Intelligence Perk: Mana Affinity - Gain the ability to sense and manipulate mana 10% increase to MP recovery and 5% increase to total MP.
50 Luck Perk: Reaper's Presence - Increase chance of a critical strike by 25%
Level 25 Perk: Blood Knight - Recover 10% of damage dealt as Health
Level 50 Perk: WAAAGGGHHH EXPOSURE!!! - Access to Orkish WAAAGGGHHH!!! Field energy to temporarily become a Ork, higher Orkoid forms consume more Wagghhh energy per second to transform into and maintain. Gain access to Ork racial perks and tech tree.
Level 75 Perk: Warp Resistance! - Due to excessive exposure to Warp Energies without being corrupted, your body has been filled past the brim with raw Warp Energy that has effectively formed a shield from other Warp effects. Gain 50% Resistance to Warp based abilities and attacks.
Living Saint Perk: Spark of Godhood (Sealed) - A piece of the God Emperor's soul has been integrated with your soul, granting you access to psychic powers, faith powers, and a measure of protection from Warp based phenomenon. Access to full power of the integrated soul sealed on account of soul damage, restoration required for greater access. May bring Truth Death to Daemons.
Acrobatics Perk: Harlequin's Grace - Acrobatics Passive Dexterity increase now also increase movement speed.
Digging Perk: Synergy with Shovel Knight title and Parkour skill to create new perk: Immaterial Shoveling - You are now able to dig into non physical digs, such as the Warp.
Cleaning Perk: Mr Clean - Access to option to instant auto clean equipment
Eavesdrop Perk: All Hearing Ears - Able to now hear any conversation that is within range of any of your senses
Intimidate Perk: Eye of the Tiger - Can now temporarily paralyze a target for 3 seconds with Fear. Can be overcome or ineffective.
Light Foot Perk: Twinkle Toes - You no longer trip pressure based sensors or traps
Melee Weapon Mastery Perk: PARRY! - Attacks within your perception will automatically be deflected or dodged.
Navigation Perk: Port in Any Storm - You are now able to find your way out of any navigational hazard.
Observe Perk: Scan - Your eyes now reveal the status, emotions, and weaknesses of those you see passively
Pain Tolerance Perk: Stoic - The first strike that would reduce your life to Zero will only reduce your life down to 1, cool down of 24 hours.
Parkour Perk: Spatial Awareness - You now have a 360 degree awareness of everything within 10 meters around you.
Physical Resistance Perk: Stalwart - Half of your physical resistance now applies to anything you hold as a defensive tool.
Power Strike Perk: Devastating Strikes - Physical attack skills now do 100% more damage.
Repair Perk: Peak Restoration - items repaired are now restored to their original manufactured conditions
Rip Perk: Rip and Tear! - Rip skill now deals armor damage
Singing Perk: Siren's Call - Singing now applies buffs to ally morale and debuff to enemy morale.
Sprint Perk: Gotta Go! - You can now run on any surface as if it was flat.
Surgical Perk: Hands of God - Can now perform surgery on any organic lifeforms and understand them.
Tech Use (Imperial) Perk: Acolyte of Steel - All Imperial Equipment used are 200% more effective.
Technomancy Perk: Man of Steel - You are now able to integrate cybernetics into your body
Tracking Perk: Warp Hound - You can now track targets through the Warp as long as they have been Observed Before
Unarmed Combat Mastery Perk: Way of the Fist - Your unarmed physical attacks now passively deal mana based damage, allowing you to hit intangible beings and deal soul damage at will.
Willpower Perk: Iron Will - Your will has been hardened on the anvil of war, provides resistance to forced possessions.
Titles
Apprentice Ork Killer
Journeyman Ork Killer
Master Ork Killer
Apprentice Daemon Killer
Journeyman Daemon Killer
Master Daemon Killer
Grandmaster Daemon Killer
Shovel Knight
Spiral Warrior
Friend of All Orks
Enemy of Khorne
Enemy of Tzeentch
Enemy of Slannesh
Enemy of Nurgle
Living Saint
Inventory
37,626,889 units of common materials
1,296,000 units of chemicals
648,000 units of rare materials
1968 units of exotic materials
3,827,053 Various Ork Bodies and equipment
Skills
Acrobatics* Level 1: A technique to make use of users natural flexibility. Passively increases Dexterity and movement speed by 102%
Acting Level 50: A skill that allows for the user to pretend to be something or someone they are not. Effectiveness increased by 500%. Decreases by 10% for every level the enemy is higher than user.
Barter Level 68: A skill that allows for the trading of goods and services for more preferred prices. Increases haggling success chance by 68%
Berserker Level 69: A skill that unleashes the users inner violence. Increase attack speed by 1750%, decrease defense by 20%, increase damage by 365%
Craft Level 84: A skill to make something. Humanity has advanced their civilization through inventing and creating things. Crafted objects become better as mastery levels rise. Registered blueprint: 13,568,158.
Charm Level 74: A skill that indicates your ability to positively interact or persuade others. Increase chance of positively affecting or convincing people by 740%. Decreases by 10% for person being convinced and every level the enemy is higher than user to minimum of 0%.
Ciphers Level 50: A passive skill that allows for you to both create and break ciphers. Passively increases intelligence by 49%
Cleaning* Level 1: A passive skill that allows you to clean things faster. 520% to cleaning speed.
Climb Level 51: A passive skill that allows you to climb things faster. 255% to climbing speed.
Cooking Level 50: A skill to cook food. Humanity has advanced their taste buds through making meals. Cooked food become better as mastery levels rise.
Dancing Level 93: A skill that allows for the moving with the rhythm in a visually pleasing way. Increases charisma by 186% while dancing and passively increases Dexterity by 93%
Deceive Level 66: A skill to lie and trick others. Increase chance of success by 660%. Decreases by 10% for every level the enemy is higher than user.
Digging* Level 1: A skill that allows you to dig faster. 510% to digging speed.
Disguise Level 50: A skill to look like something or someone else. Increase chance of success by 500%. Decreases by 10% for every level the enemy is higher than user.
Demolition Level 77: A skill that allows the user to use explosives with familiarity and skill. Increases explosive damage by 390% Increase chance of defusing explosives by 82%.
Driving Level 50: A skill that allows for the driving of various vehicles with familiarity and skill. Increases vehicle speed and maneuverability by 260%
Eavesdrop* Level 1: A skill that allows the user to listen in on the conversations of others from a distance. Increases listening distance by 306m
Faith Mastery Level 42:
Gamer's Body Level Max: Grants a body that allows for the user to live the real world like a game. Sleeping in a bed restores HP, MP and all status effects.
Gamer's Mind Level Max: Allows the user to calmly and logically think things through. Allows peaceful state of mind. Immunity to psychological status effects.
Hacking Level 69: The ability of the user to break into digital systems. Increase ability to recognize digital weaknesses and paths. Increase chance of success by 69%
Holy Aura Level 53: The user radiates a field of golden energy that pushes back, harms, and weakens those considered morally Evil while increasing the morale of those within and purifying them of corruption. Costs 147 MP per second.
Holy Empowerment Level 53: Imbuing energies Anathema to those classified as morally Evil by user to enhance their equipment. Increases effectiveness against Evil by 53%. Costs 47 MP per second.
Interrogation Level 50: The skill to get answers from someone, one way or another. Increase effectiveness by 50%
Intimidate* Level 1: The ability to terrorize others. Increase chance of success by 102%
Jump Level 76: A skill to allow the user to jump higher than before! Passively boosts jumping height by 760% while actively boosting jumping height by 7600%. 3 MP per jump.
Language (Demonic) Level Max: The skill to allow the user to speak and write in the language of Warp Daemons, fluent understanding.
Language (High Gothic) Level Max: The skill to allow the user to speak and write in the Imperium of Man's High Gothic, fluent understanding.
Language (Low Gothic) Level Max: The skill to allow the user to speak and write in the Imperium of Man's Low Gothic, fluent understanding.
Language (Orks) Level Max: The skill to allow the user to speak and write in the Ork's language, fluent understanding.
Language (Techna Lingua) Level Max: The skill to allow the user to speak and write in the Adeptus Mechanicus' language, fluent understanding.
Language (Sign Language) Level Max: The skill to allow the user to 'speak' sign language, fluent understanding.
Light Foot Level Max: A technique in which to walk or run silently. Passively decreases walking noise by 100% and running noise by 50%.
Lip Reading Level Max: A skill that allows for the user to figure out what sound a being with a mouth is making via it's movements.
Medicine Level 76: The ability to recognized and treat wounds, injuries, and diseases. Increase speed and effectiveness by 380%
Meditate Level 27: Enter a state of calm thoughtlessness and recover mana more quickly, increase mana regeneration rate by 54%
Melee Weapon Mastery* Level 1: A skill that allows the user to use melee weapons with familiarity and skill. Increases melee weapon damage by 510% Increase melee weapon speed by 110%.
Navigation Level Max: Grants the ability to navigate when travelling and to plot faster and safer courses using known data.
Observe* Level 1: Through continuous observation, a skill to observe objects, situations, and persons was generated allowing the user to quickly gather information. The higher the skill, the greater the data obtained.
Pain Tolerance* Level 1: Increases the tolerance to the pain of the user. User can now tolerate 1000% more pain.
Parkour Level* 1: A skill that allows the user to rapidly negotiate obstacles, increases ability to detect and create fastest path through terrain by 300% and boosts Dexterity by 500% when used to travel on created path.
Physical Resistance* Level 1: The body's durability increases, allowing for less damage taken. 75% decrease in damage taken by attacks.
Piloting Level 50: A skill that allows for the piloting of various aircraft and spacecraft with familiarity and skill. Increases air/spacecraft speed and maneuverability by 260%
Power Strike* Level 1: Strikes the target with a strong force. 1500% increase in critical damage. 5000% increase in attack damage. 5 MP per strike.
Programming Level 67: The ability to create and design programs. Increases speed of creation by 670% and effectiveness of created programs by 340%
Psykery Mastery Level 43: Mastery over the Immaterium and the use of it's energies. Increase Psyker powers by 43% Decreases chance of Warp perils by 43%
Ranged Weapon Mastery Level 52: A skill that allows the user to use ranged weapons with familiarity and accuracy. Increases range weapon damage by 520%
Repair* Level 1: Allows the user to repair any item provided they have sufficient skill, parts, and/or resources. Reduces resources required by 50%
Rip* Level 1: A skill that rips apart an enemy or an object using a strong force. Increases tearing force by 3000%. 1 MP per rip.
Salvage Level 95: Through a continuous action a skill that allows for the reclamation of more useful materials from recycled objects. 95% increase in materials gained.
Singing* Level 1: The ability to sing well and in tune. Higher levels increases singing quality. Improves voice.
Smite Level 35: Shoot a stream of psychic warp lightning at the target to blast your foes apart. Attack power increases by INT and Mastery. Cost 12 MP
Sprint* Level 1: Increase the speed the user is able to run at the cost of 1 MP per second, increase user speed by 1000%.
Stealth Level 77: A technique to allow the user to move unnoticed. Increases stealth ability by 77%
Strategy Level 50: The ability to make plans that span large areas and to react to battlefield changes. Passively increases Intelligence and Wisdom by 25%
Surgical* Level 1: A skill that allows for the user to perform various forms of surgery efficiently and effectively. Increases surgery speed by 200% and boosts healing effect by 10%
Swim Level 50: Your ability to move through and underwater. Increase swimming speed by 250%
Tactics Level 50: The ability to make plans that span small areas and to react to sudden changes. Passively increases Intelligence and Wisdom by 25%
Tech Use* (Imperial) Level 1: A skill that lets the user to use, create, and examine the technology of Imperials.
Technomancy* Level 1: The ability of the user to interface and communicate with machines with their soul. Increases affinity with all machines by 102%. 41.5 MP per second.
Tracking* Level 1: A skill that allows for the user to track targets across great distances. Increase tracking range by 11000 meters.
Unarmed Combat Mastery* Level 1: Allows the user to fight skillfully unarmed. 510% increase in attack damage while unarmed. 102% increase in attack speed while unarmed.
Willpower* Level 1: Through great mental adversity the user has persevered. Increases the user's focus by 100%, reduce chance of forcefully breaking focus by 50%
Relationships
Relationships
Inquisition: Aware
-Inquisitor Horst: Searching, Aware, Interested, Wary
Adeptus Mechanicus: Searching, Aware, Hostile
Emperor: Watching, Tired, Cautiously Hopeful
CHAOS: Searching, Hostile, Terrified, Angry
????? ?? ???????: Searching, Hostile, Terrified
Gork and Mork: Excited! WAAAGGGHHHH!!!
Taking a moment to process it all my mind then proceeds to reboot. Holy shit. I MADE GAINS! I could TRUE DEATH DEMONS NOW! That explained the ridiculously amounts of death and experience and skills gains and a lot of those titles. Wait I WAS A PSYKER NOW! WAS I IN DANGER OF BEING CORRUPTED!? I had a piece of the Emperor's soul in me now too!? Was it asleep in me? Could it keep me safe from the Chaos Gods!?
[NOT QUITE] A voice echoed in my head like the speaker was right behind me.
"OHJEEBUSOOGABOOGA!!" I shouted under my breath turning around seeing nothing even with my new briefly disorienting 360 degree vision.
"Emperor?"
[NOT EXACTLY. TO KEEP IT SHORT AS COMMUNICATING DRAINS ME OF POWER, I AM A SHARD OF THE EMPEROR ON THE THRONE. I HAVE...COMBINED WITH YOUR SYSTEM IN SYMBIOSIS WITH IT. I SHALL GRANT YOU POWERS IN EXCHANGE FOR YOU KILLING AND ABSORBING THE DAEMONS OF THE WARP AND SAVING MY PEOPLE. EVERY DAEMON YOU SLAY WILL CAUSE THEIR ESSENCE TO BE PURIFIED THROUGH YOUR POWERS AND MINE AND BE FED TO ME, CAUSING ME TO SLOWLY RECOVER AND SEND BACK HELP BACK TO MY MAIN SOUL. AS LONG AS YOU DO NOT WILLINGLY ACCEPT ANY DEALS FROM THE FORCES OF CHAOS YOUR SYSTEM AND I WILL BE ABLE TO PROTECT FROM THEIR CORRUPTION INFLUENCE. YOU CAN ALSO ASK ME FOR TRAINING IN YOUR PSYKER POWERS SHOULD I HAVE SUFFICIENT POWER. NOW I MUST REST TO CONSERVE ENERGY. GOODBYE NOMAN KNOW THAT I HAVE SEEN INTO YOUR MIND AND AM ON YOUR SIDE.]
I sat down in silence for a bit as the echoing from the Emperor's psionic voice rang like bells in my head. A feeling of relief passed through me as I did not have to worry about either the Chaos Gods getting their claws on my soul or that I would have to fight the Emperor in any capacity. As OP as being the Gamer was, I knew I was still far from reaching that level of bullshit due to his unfairly large head start.
Getting up from my butt with the aid of several assisting motors operating by my Technomancy I started actually truly paying attention to my surroundings.
Where the Hell was I? I blacked out right before killing that Daemon so something must have hit me hard enough to kill me with only that new skill perk keeping me at one HP. At that thought I froze as a shiver went down my spine. I almost died. In the Warp.
That spine shiver extended to the rest of my body as the feeling of goosebumps arose everywhere. I thanked the God Emperor for his help as being able to fight and kill in the Warp was the main reason why my skills were able to rapidly grow compared to just mindlessly grinding. Or WAS it? I do not know how long I was in the Warp. It could have been months, years, or even seconds. Dammit, time manipulation is such a headache.
Well on the bright side I now know that skills will prestige at level 100, granting me a new perk, and continuing to grow.
I was taken out of my thoughts as a trio of armed hover drones came flying down the corridor weapons at the ready before stopping 50 meters from me.
I took a moment to identify them with Observe. They were identified as Guardian I class patrol drones with pretty high dexterity, and constitution stats. All the other stats were low but the description said they were controlled by a Federation AI so they were most likely borrowing it's stats. Still a Federation AI? Was I on a DAOT ship or facility!?
I proceeded to greet them in English hoping we did not end up in a gun fight as I hoped not to encounter the bigger guns of a intact DAOT force.
"Hello? Are you automated or a controlled unit? I come in peace." The drones did not respond, simply floating in place with the faint hum of their anti gravity drives working to fill the silence.
Suddenly sounds could be heard coming from up and down the corridor from hidden speakers.
[LANGUAGE DETECTED AS HUMAN: ENGLISH: OLD EARTH VARIANT: TIME PERIOD M3] The words came out intelligible like a combination of multiple languages and slangs till they became plain English to me.
[SCANS DETECT ARMOR TO BE THAT OF I̶̥̬͚̮̳̾̀͝M̶̜̠͉̐̕P̷͖͍̱̐͆̽̚E̴̡̧͖̩̘̿͊̓̊͆R̵̺͉͙͕̿́Ị̷̼̼̿̿Ȃ̶̘͕̼̫L̴̯̊̓̓͌ͅ MAKE. GENE SCANS REVEAL NO MUTATIONS OR GENETIC DEVIANCE] I winced at the corrupted word either from data error sheer vitrol I could not say for sure.
[IDENTIFY YOURSELF HUMAN AND YOUR PURPOSE HERE]
I take a moment to think before responding with what I hope to be one the greatest allies and resources in the galaxy.
"I am Noman, a Human from Earth of the year 2020 with the knowledge of what has occurred to Humanity from year 30000 to year 40000. As for my purpose exactly I do not know as I do not know where I am exactly, but I hope to maybe ask you for your help in rebuilding Humanity into what it once was during our Golden Age." I said using all of my charisma available to me and my skills, even to the point of adding a bit of a rhythm in hopes that it would trigger my Singing skill to further increase my charisma, if charisma even worked on AI's.
I then proceeded to stay silent, staring at the floating gun drones, as I hoped that this was not a mistake.