Chapter 187: Just kidding
A comfortable day is... ok... Ye Shan lay lazily all over and didn't think about anything, his mind went blank, he muttered to himself comfortably.
Since Yeshan strongly instructed not to use too powerful strength, Zanjia naturally did not dare to disobey the meaning of the big devil, but in his heart he secretly decided to deal with this lecher:...even though Zanjia kept a large part of it Strength, but the weak Turtle Immortal still doesn't have much ability to fight back. In just such a short time, his head is covered with bruises and bruises on his face, and there are even two disgusting bloodstains hanging under his nose. .
"Why is it so loud?"
Lan Qi, the blond Lan Qi kicked the wooden door into a big hole with a violent kick, and rushed out with a light machine gun in her hand and an angry face.
"It's you, the lustful old man bullying the strange little girl again, go to hell hahaha!"
Lan Qi glanced at the Turtle Immortal who was constantly being beaten in front of the beach, and laughed indiscriminately, with a machine gun in her hand at the Turtle Immortal...a burst of fire.
Immortal Turtle couldn't tell how bitter he was, and he fled around with his head in his hands and shouted quickly, "Lan Qi, did you... see clearly.
Now it's not that I bully the little girl, it's that I am being bullied.
Have pity on my age... ouch, stop cumming!!"
After venting a bit, I saw a beautiful woman holding a weapon and madly attacking the old pervert. She didn't take his life seriously at all, and Zanjia's qi became smoother. , stopped the fist in his hand in relief and stood aside, looking at the old man who was jumping up and down with cold eyes, secretly cursing in his heart that he should be killed here by that weapon.
Of course, this is impossible, such machinery and other things are just a joke to powerful martial artists.
When Huang Chengcheng's bullet hit Immortal Turtle, it only made him feel a little pain. Lan Qi knew this very well, so she shot him wildly so recklessly. Anyway... it can't kill anyone!! For a long time, Lan Qi's bullets are all gone.
Only then did he walk back to the Guixian house with satisfaction.
"Turtle Immortal, isn't it cool to feel that kind of thing shoot on the body?"
Ye Shan raised half of his body and sneered at the Turtle Immortal.
Turtle Immortal was beaten up by the fat: "I don't dare to...look at Zanjia with that kind of... dark blue eyes, touching the broken plaid shirt that was tattered by bullets, and said with a wry smile. : "This Lanqi has a very bad temper, and plays with such violent firearms at every turn, but Lanqi with blue hair is cute, gentle and can cook all kinds of delicious food."
He glanced at Zan Jia, who was beside him, and said in a low voice to Ye Shan, "This girl with a fiery personality, where did you get it from, she's pretty, and her strength is still very strong. I think she's fighting with me. There was almost no effort at all."
Ye Shan smiled slightly, and said lightly: "She, she is even longer than you. Ten thousand years ago, she seemed to have formed a garbage team called Metroid with a few stinky dogs with a little bit of strength to burn, kill and plunder. Although the strength is not bad But the reputation isn't going anywhere."
Ten thousand years!! Turtle Immortal's eyes popped out... Zan Jia on the side was unhappy, and said in a cold voice: "That's my companion, not a stinky dog.
Can you speak well and how majestic we Metroid was 10,000 years ago, that era was the world of our Metroid 4, there was no opponent in the entire universe that could beat us, but it's not... What garbage team are you talking about and at that time You don't know where you are yet."
"Haha, I'm not happy to say a few words to you, and you dare to talk to me like that, you are very courageous.
Although you say yourself and others so powerfully, in my opinion, the Metroid Warriors are nothing but a group of turkeys, and they can't make any big waves at all."
Ye Shan sneered.
Zanjia choked for a moment, and his tone immediately became more relaxed: "I'm telling the truth, all the enemies who dared to fight against us in those days were all wiped out by us, if it wasn't for the sudden attack by five 55 odd-looking guys The sneak attack scattered us one by one and printed them on the planet, maybe they will die by our hands!"
Immortal Turtle interrupted and sighed: "What is the origin of this galaxy warrior, how can he live so long. Listening to what you mean, Yeshan, it seems that they are not good people."
Ye Shan smiled, pointed at Zan Jia and said, "I have to ask my housekeeper and maid to explain it well. After all, I didn't hear it all before."
Escape, we must escape!!! Zanjia heard him calling her maid again, her anger was about to burst out, she closed her eyes and took a deep breath, holding back the feeling of wanting to punch this hateful man in the face grief and anger.
"There are only 4 of us Metroid, and there are 3 other people besides me, Peter and Butchin.
And our leader BoJack, he's way stronger than me!!"
When Zanjia talked about the leader BoJack, he gave Ye Shan a provocative look, as if to say: If you know me, let me go quickly, or you will look good when my leader gets out of trouble.
"What did you say BoJack"
Ye Shan kicked up and screamed.
Seeing that the man named Ye Shan was shocked by the leader's name, Zanjia's face showed a smug look: "That's right, if you're afraid, then let me go quickly."
Seeing that Zanjia was so proud, Ye Shan burst out with a laugh and said with a playful expression: "I'm sorry, I haven't heard of BoJack at all, and I don't care.
That look just now was just pretending to make fun of you."
"asshole!!!"
Feeling aggrieved, Zanjia was so full of anger that his head was about to explode with anger.
Never again... afraid of this man's terrifying strength, his fist was covered with a burst of energy and he slammed towards Ye Shan's chest.
The arm circled out nimbly and grabbed Zanjia's fist.
Ye Shan laughed and said: "I'm not angry, I can't stand it if I make a joke. You can wait to be the housekeeper and maid of my house in the future, it's not good!!"