Summary: Waking up as Tony Stark and knowing what's coming? Better put that Prep Time to good use. Might as well uplift the USA while you're at it.
Word Count: 42,055
Status: Ongoing
Link: https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/i-am-iron-man-mcu-si.82991
Chapter 1: Intro
Looking back on it, I didn't freak out nearly as bad as expected. Granted, there's no better introduction to a new world than waking up naked in bed next to a supermodel. And if that's not a great clue as to who I woke up as, then nothing is. It's a good thing too, because I was in full panic mode until she grabbed… ahem…
Anyways.
Having memories not your own is a disconcerting feeling. Maybe you will get to experience it one day, I bet I could now build some sort of technology to do it. Something like artificial neurons transferring their… Oh sorry, got carried away. As I was saying, having the memories of someone else is not normal. And the worst and most concerning is having their brain.
I wasn't a hyperactive-multitasking-Unmeasurable IQ genius before all this. It is a little hard to get used to having a new head. Even worse than having a new body. It's like when you get a tooth filling and your mouth feels wrong for days. But this is something wrong with your mind. Then again, this situation is a little unusual, because the brain I've inherited is way above the norm. My new intelligence is absurdly amazing, unbelievable level really. It's a really unique quality, you could say I was now the smartest and-
God damn it!
"Argh," I grunted out and pulled at my hair. The memories also came with personality. I can honestly say I've never met someone with so much egotism, narcissism, and arrogance.
Which sucks because I'm now that person.
I felt the supermodel come awake once again.
I take back my previous statement, being this person is amazing.
Playboy. Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist. Did I mention Playboy?
I am Iron… ehh not yet.
I am Tony Stark.