Valk sleeps till 1:AM till she gets up feeling bored, having no idea what to do she decides she wants to eat what millionaires eat, so she hops off the sofa and goes to the kitchen, which takes her a little while to find. It is by the time that she is in the kitchen, that she notices the lights have been off but she can see perfectly fine, there she stands on her little soft silky legs looking up at a tall refrigerator, which is making her feel more helpless than she ever has before, she says "Shit!" which comes out as a loud "Meow!" from her mouth.
She decides 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵. She says to Dave "Turn me back into my Human form." Dave says "Okay." Then she shapeshifts back into her stunningly beautiful goddess form, or so Dave calls it, then opens the refrigerator which makes the light from the refrigerator light up her body showing her wonderful curves and bountiful chest. When she opened the door to see what was inside, all she saw was Ramen noodles, she says "We are one of the same Mr. CEO, yes one of the same indeed."
She grabs one of the cups of noodles and pours water into it from the sink, then puts the Ramen cup into the nearby microwave setting the timer, creating a lot of noise in the process. After the noodles are done the timer goes off accidently which scares the ever living shit out of her, she doesn't get to empty the water out of the noodles like she normally does because she hears that Vander has woken up and now moving around, so now she is stuck with very hot water inside her bowl. She grabs her bowl and a fork placing them both on the table before telling Dave "Shapeshift me back into the cat form hurry!" She says hurriedly as she can hear Vander's footsteps growing closer.
Soon she's back into a cat and sighs in relief mentally before jumping onto the table, she picks up the fork with her paws and starts eating the noodles while struggling a little to hold it, which turns out to be a stupidly funny mistake as Vander flicks the kitchen light on and walks in on a cat standing on two legs like a human, using a fork and twisting it to get the noodles onto it from a steaming ramen cup, then sticking its mouth eating it.
Vander who sees all this happening says "What the fuck has the world come to? Fucking ninja cats? Wait actually I do remember watching a lot of movies that made dogs and cats out to be just as smart, sometimes even smarter than Humans, yes maybe those movies are right." Valk who has the fork at her mouth about to take another bite hears this then asks "What the fuck are you talking about?" which comes out as "Meow, mea meow meow meow, ma."
Vander who doesn't understand anything asks "What the fuck did you even say?" Valk talks to Dave in her mind "Dave shapeshift my fucking vocal cords to where I can talk normally while still looking like a cat." Dave says "Alright." then a second later says "Done!"
Valk starts clearing her throat like a Human would do, points one of her front paws at her chest then says "I said I'm fucking royalty you fucking stupid ass Human." Vander just stands there for a moment before saying "The fuck you say to me you little shit?" Valk says "You heard me you rich fuck, I said I'm fucking royalty you fucking stupid ass Human." Vander just looks at her and thinks before saying "Your an actual fucking pussy shut the fuck up."
Valk gets offended and launches herself at him, slapping him hard across the face with her soft paws without clawing him. This for some reason makes Vander fall onto his back even though she is just a little cute cat with barely any strength, she stands on top of him and does a super cute superhero pose while saying "Hmmph! I Valk have slain another mighty foe." But then she hears Dave start laughing loudly, she gets this strange suspicion and asks nervously "Dave don't tell me you activated it without my permission?" This question causes Dave to laugh even more hysterically and Valk screams in her mind at him "YOU FUCKING PERVERT!"
Then her body starts changing back to her naked human form as she is standing right above the man on his chest exposing herself in all her glory. Vander who now has a naked woman on top of him blushes heavily before saying "Well this is a strange turn of events," Valk who was looking for someone to take out her aggression gets off the man and kicks him in his stomach causing him to groan and say "What was that for?" Valk just snorts before walking toward Vander's room and saying "Shut up perv!"
Once she is inside the mans room she goes to his closet and starts looking through his clothes for something to wear, while that "Perv" is lying curled up on the floor recovering from the kick to the stomach. Valk looks through the closet and picks out one of Vander's White T-Shirts and white jogging pants, then she takes one of his pairs of athletic shoes and puts all the clothes on, and plops down on the mans bed.
After three minutes Vander is back up and has slightly recovered from the sudden assault and says to himself "Why does that cat get so viscous." He makes his way toward his room where he heard her enter. He is not sure as to why he didn't call the cops, the government, or any of his friends that are in the military, all he does know is that "That girls fucking hot!" Then walks faster to his room hoping to get a peek."
He gets back to his room and is left a little disappointed, as the woman has already stolen some of his clothes and wore them, but even then she is still the most beautiful woman that he has ever seen in his life, if someone were to say rate her 1 out of 10 he would say 100 because she has definitely broken the limit to what a mortal can achieve. Vander walks inside and the woman says "Oh look who it is, its the perv."
Vander blushes before he says "I'm not a perv." Valk frowns then says "You are whatever I fucking say, so you are you perv." Vander is about to say something back but as he sees the frown on the beautiful woman's face he doesn't dare do so, and at no point does he ever wonder 'Why am I being insulted and attacked by this woman in my own home, why haven't I gotten mad even once, I'm pretty sure I'm not Masochist....right?'
As Vander is questioning himself Valk's tone turns serious, she says "You have seen something today that you should have never seen." Then Vander says "Do you mean you being able to turn into a cat?" Valk's face turns red in embarrassment before she yells at him "No you fucking perv, I mean you fucking saw me naked! I don't even care about the fucking cat thing!" Vander then says "But isn't the cat thing more important?" Valk looks at him like he is stupid before she says "Not as important as a Perv looking at my naked body without my permission." Vander thinks for a moment before he thinks out loud "Oh so she must be a mistress." Valk who knows what he is talking about turns a deep red and shouts "NO NO NO I'M NOT LIKE THAT! I mean that you saw me naked and I didn't even know you like that to that be like that in front of you."
Vander who is confused by here wording asks "Wait do you mean that your embarrassed by me seeing you naked?" Valk doesn't say anything as she is about to scream out in anger and embarrassment and just nods.
Vander who sees this smiles before he says something stupid that sets her off "Well I can't help that the pussy came after me first." Valk screams and pounces on him holding him against the floor and punches him in the face which causes Vander's nose to start bleeding, she is about to keep punching him before she stops herself and says in her mind "Slow deep breathes, slow deeeeeeep breathes."
Then she calms down and stands up looking down at Vander who is now holding his nose groaning in pain and says "Sorry I just couldn't control myself you know?"Vander who just got assaulted just nods his head and stands up, he quickly grabs a tissue and holds his nose to stop the bleeding, making Valk feel bad as she is the one who caused it and she says "Here let me hold it for you." and makes Vander sit down grabs the tissue from him and pinches his nose with it to stop the bleeding.
What she doesn't know is that the way she is sitting lets Vander see straight down the valley of her chest and he screams internally "WORTH IT!" After holding his nose for a few minutes Valk stops and decides to lay down on his bed, she falls backwards and sprawls out on it. Taking away Vander's view of her cleavage then she says "Well Mr. CEO I think you owe me some money."
Vander looks up at her surprised and asks "Oh so your a gold-digger?" This causes Valk to nearly shout "No! I'm not a gold-digger, I just want compensation from you seeing me like that." Vander then asks "A Prostitute, Wait no, you would be more of a Stripper wouldn't you?" Valk slaps him hard across his face turning turning his right cheek blood red and she says "Shut the fuck up, quit playing guessing games, and get me my fucking money." sounding like a mafia boss as she says this.