I was laying on the soft grass of the Ancestral Plane. I was enjoying the view on top of me.
I was half naked, while a fully naked Bast was cuddling up to me. She was soundly sleeping.
My shirt was ripped apart the crazy night we had. Her clothes were spread around all over the place. While we did it, I thought that this would be disrespectful to the dead who reside here, before I realized that no one has become a Black Panther yet.
I picked her up and she instinctively wrapped around me like a sloth. I couldn't quite leave this place with a beautiful naked woman wrapped around me. Actually, she can't leave at all. Not until the Wakandans are born and they choose a Black Panther.
She still couldn't leave even though I was the Black Panther, that didn't make sense to me, but it doesn't really matter.
I grabbed one of her breasts and put her nipple in between my two fingers. I slowly started manifesting small electric currents to transfer from my fingers and towards nipples.
"Mmn~ Ah~" She quietly moaned and gasped at the sensation. She opened her eyes and remember what happened.
She buried her neck in embarrassment from her kinks being found out so fast.
"That was the best sex I've ever had~" She placed light kisses along my neck.
"Then maybe we could do it again~" I whispered in her ear. She shivered at my voice and smiled like a pervert.
"I wouldn't mind that." She slowly detached her body from mine, and walked around looking for her clothes. I stood back and watched the show.
A tent started to build up in my pants. "Damn." Once she was fully clothed, she walked back over and looked down at my tent.
"Oh no, it looks like there's a stray log in your tent. Let me fix it for you.." She got on her knees and pulled down my pants.
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After the oral treatment I got, I went back to earth, completely satisfied with Bast, and myself. It was sad that we wouldn't develop into anything serious, but that was fine with me.
I'd hit that anytime of the week.
I walked back towards SSH, or the Sorcerer Supreme Headquarters, to have a conversation with Agamotto.
I walked into the large room and saw that Agamotto was clearly having a meeting with the other sorcerers. I ignored everyone else in the room and sat next to Agamotto.
He continued on with his meeting, not bothered by my uninvited appearance.
"So, does anyone have an idea about how to deal with the Kree and their threats?" Everyone starting thinking, but no one spoke up with ideas.
"How about we send a message back?" Everyone turned towards me.
"The Kree threatened to destroy the Earth by redirecting an asteroid directly towards us. What if we sent a message back to them?" They understood what I meant.
They started brainstorming again for what kind of message they could send to the Kree.
"How do you suggest we go about doing that Billy?" Agamotto asked, curious about how I could help them in this situation.
"Just leave it to me."
*BOOOM!*
It sounded like something crashed not too far away from headquarters.
"Stay here." I said to everyone there. Of course, like the young people most of them were, they didn't, and they followed behind me from afar.
In a small field of short cut grass, a man with long golden hair and a weird suit with a red cape stood there with a hammer in his hand.
I appeared a few feet away from him and recognized this guy easily. Thor Odinson, the Prince of Asgard, and of course, by the last name, he is the son of Odin, ruler of Asgard.
"There you are. We saw you break the unknown prisoner out of her cell, return her immediately, or you will become a fugitive of Asgard, and bounties will be put on your head to bring you." He threatened.
I assume that these threats usually work on people he goes to collect, seeing as he landed on my planet with a smile on his face.
"You know, that's a nice offer Goldi Locks, but I think I'll pass." He was angered and confused at my comment. Angry that I refused his "kind" offer. Confused about who Goldi Locks is.
"If you will not come peacefully, I will have to bring you in myself!" His hammer started spinning and he threw it towards me.
'Let's see if I can be like Hela.' I reached my hand out towards the hammer and waited.
*CRACK*
'Nope.' Although I didn't feel it, I could clearly see that every bone in hand was crushed. They all instantly fused back together though, so it was no worries.
The hammer kept flying even while I was still holding onto it. Thor held his hand out and called his hammer back to him. When I was close enough, I stood on top of the hammer, jumped off, and kicked Thor in the face.
He stumbled back a bit, but easily regained his balance.
"You want to fight me?! The God of Thunder?!" He roared in anger and probably arrogance.
"No actually, I would like to dance." I appeared behind him and threw a kick towards his back.
The kick landed and sent him flying. He stopped in mid air and instantly landed on the ground.
"Ahh!" He stuck his hammer into the air and the sky slowly turned dark. Dark clouds appeared and thunder ravaged within them.
"Let's see you take this!" The lightning within the clouds all came down onto me. Bolt upon bolt of lightning struck me.
None of it hurt. In fact, it was empowering. The lightning from the clouds made me stronger. I felt my lightning energy absorb every single joule of the thunder bolts.
After five minutes of showering in the thunder, it stopped, and the sky went back to normal. There was smoke around where I was.
"Oh no, the mortal is gone, how sad." Thor teased the sorcerers. Agamotto was clearly upset at the taunting, but he knew I wasn't dead. That attack was too weak.
He would be proven right, when I dramatically stepped out of the smoke with my rainbow lightning crackling around my body. My eyes glowed with power.
Of course this wasn't my full power, not even a hundredth of it. I slowed down time and watched as Thor's face went from arrogance, to shock.
But his facial expression came to a full stop. Everything came to a stop. Everything was completely frozen. I didn't slow down time, I actually stopped it.
I always used to hate when I couldn't stop time like 500 years ago, look at me now bitches!
I walked around Thor and thought about what to do with him. I guess I could send Asgard a message too.
I coated my hands in lightning and started throwing haymakers. Punch after punch landed on his body. I hit almost everywhere.
His chest, arms, legs, stomach, and his face. He was an Asgardian, he'll be fine. I ran thousands of miles away, before running back and hitting Thor with a flying kick.
I opened a portal behind him that led him to a prison cell on Asgard. Time resumed and he was sent flying into the cell and through the wall behind it. I closed the portal and dusted my hands.
"God of Thunder my ass. I'm the God of Thunder!" I said it loudly, to make sure everyone heard me.
I visibly heard the newbies gulp at the small display of power, Agamotto was was grinning.
"Now, let's go discuss what to do with the Kree." I walked back into the building and everyone else followed. They didn't know why they followed me, despite me not being the leader, they just did.
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On the planet known as Hala, inside of a cloud known as the Large Magellanic Cloud, stood a kingdom.
A servant stood on one knee in front of their ruler, The Supreme Intelligence.
The Supreme Intelligence was a large head inside of a large tank filled with a green liquid and cables connected to it from the outside.
"We observed the Earth as you asked, and we watched as a man defeated the prince of Asgard with to difficulty." The servant with slightly blue skin told him.
"Is it him? The man we lost sight of 500 years ago?" The servant nodded his head.
"Yes master."
"Keep eyeing him before we make our move."
"Yes mast-"
*BOOOM!*
A boom resounded throughout the large Kree Empire. Then another boom, and another.
A continuous string of explosions sounded out until it stopped, and a man appeared in this room with the servant and the SI.
The man was covered in lightning of many colors, reminiscent of a rainbow. His eyes glowed the same as his lightning and he stared down the both of them.
This was me, and yes, I was narrating things before I got here, let's not worry about that for now though.
I stared down the large head and wondered how this happened to this guy. Why is he a big ass head? Who put him in this tank? How did he get up here in this cloud?
Those questions didn't matter though, I was here to send a message.
"The planet of Earth has a warrior now. Stop threatening my home, or I will come back here, and destroy this empire. This will be your one and only warning." I disappeared from their line of sight and opened a portal back to Earth.
"Surveillance him even more."
"Yes master."
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I appeared back in the headquarters meeting room and deactivated my rainbow lightning, which I need to get a nickname for soon.
"How did it go?"
"I think it went splendid. They definitely understood, and we should be fine for a while." The council nodded and they could all now sleep soundly.
"Alright everybody! Let's get ready to train." Agamotto rounded up the sorcerers and they all went to train. I really had nothing to do.
I could go and see Bast, but I don't really want to.
I thought about a certain gem that I haven't had in my hand in 500 years.
"I wonder what's going on in the Purple Dimension."
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