Sometimes the first sentence that the patient utters after entering the office knocks the doctor off the feet. Here are a handful of particularly striking "first sentences" that followed the usual "Good morning, please sit down, how can I help?"
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(22 years old patient !!)
- I think I have prostatitis ...
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(62-year-old patient, not taking a breath even once)
- daygooddoctoo
take a handful of the cheekbones here
I have never had any children, I will fear that I will have you, doctor
(At least I know her lungs are healthy !!)
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(60-year-old patient, you can see that from the countryside)
- I brought you eggs because something hurts in the anus !!
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(married, he 83, she 85)
He:
- Doctor, how many times a week is it good to cover my wife's health?
(I admit that I did not get what he was asking right away)
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(30 year old woman)
- My heart hurts and I do not agree to a gynecological examination !!!!!
(only the guard at the gate did not hear the last two words, undervalued?)
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(26-year-old woman totally neglected, undressing on the doorstep)
- Doctor, I came to see you about the very intimate pimples that I got all over my body .....
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(66 year old woman)
- Could you please pray with me before the examination?
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(45 year old patient)
- How much do you take for the exemption to ZUS, but so good that they won't hit me on the commission? I am healthy but I can give 1000 .
Or maybe you also managed to surprise the doctor with something right after entering the office?