I've finally finished my ultimate mobile weapons platform on {PLANET WARS}, I've got a meeting with my boss tomorrow.
[monstrous yawn swiftly follows personal declaration
to nobody in particular and begins snoring away
before even beginning cosmetic complaint (that all complaints are left unsaid)]
SIGNAL TO HAUL REQUESTER!
SYSTEM INITIALIZATION IN PROGRESS!
FINAL CHECKLIST COMPLETE!
START UP SEQUENCE COMPLETE!
WARNING: ANTI-SEIGE WARFARE SHEILD DEPLETED,
ENGAGING ALL AUTOMATIC DEFENSIVE BATTERIES!
ATTENTION PILOT {RØÑÍN} ATTENTION, PILOT
ORDERS REQUIRED FOR EXTENDED OPERATIONS!>
[Oh great Gaurdian Mech sent by the heavenly skies
above, we pray that you defend, and protect us from
the invaders, just as you have many countless generations before! I, the current Town Chieftain, beseech you with this one selfish request, I beg that
you grant it!]
(groggily sits up, with unfocused attention, dry, hoarse
voice, and grumpy reply, among other things)
"That's real funny, but whomever you are, I don't recall
going to sleep with woman in my apartment (not that
she'd be all that likely to stick around for even one
second anyways), and your acting's pitifully poor, too!
Besides office worker pranks are supposed to be on-"
("BANG" sound shocks person awake, while severing
any further rebuttle, and turning individual completely
serious)
PLANT 1 ALPHA BREACHED, RECOMMEND
MUNITIONS SUPPLY PLANT!>
"Alright, that's enough of that, computer run procedure Alpha 79-Echo 4-Delta, run maneuver 7-0-7-Bravo as
well, and give me a sit-rep while we're on topic! Oh by the way, while we're at it might as well pump out reactive gases while running warning lights, and
opening the rear under-chassis entryway hatch!"
[Complying, personel are to stand clear of Point Sierra
7-Alpha 34, gridmark: 752 immediately.]
are bringing aboard.>
'If that's really the All Around Combat Ready "Sabora
Sabertooth" I programmed into this absolute beast's
loadout, which is more than likely, considering even
the weapons controls are giving weapons options that
only my Planet Wars BATTLE ANGEL BEAST was
outfitted with.'
just to be safe check them as they enter.>
***
'Yay, Commander Røñín gave me work, maybe if I do
good enough, he'll reward me by helping me out of my
heat cycle- Huh, that's odd, I don't recall seeing
half-machinepeople on record in the last survey which
can only mean breakfast for me, since they're clumsily
heading straight for the direct pilot module, I At Least
owe him that much with all the good he's done for
me!'
<[runs down to main deck, crouches in a predatory
manner, then leaps forward, and tackles the source
of the offending scent, mildly surprising attempted
target of assassination]>