Chapter 23 - Pozole Time

Joseph was done in Japan for the time being the dungeons in Japan weren't as interesting due to the fact that they didn't provide any good loot, the main example being the Orc dungeon where Joseph only got the battleaxe as his clearing reward there was no extra loot that Godiva could choose for him and the battleaxe was just a little bit better than normal weapons he got from the Orcs.

He went towards the Imperial Palace where the portal was located at to his surprise instead of it being a simple gate like those from comic books it was a traditional Japanese archway under a Japanese style pavilion.

when Joseph stepped forward the archway started glowing and a notification popped up

*ding*

you are in front of a teleportation gate, please input your destination.

[______________]

Mexico has been chosen as your destination 15k Doom coins has been deducted from your inventory. Good luck on your Journey ANOMALY :D.

This f*cking bastard next time I see a f**king Zenith related sh*t I will destroy it. Said Joseph with an angry expression. Godiva was barely holding her laughter in.

After selecting Mexico the archway started glowing and a yellow mercury-like liquid covered the middle of the archway he then stepped inside the portal. everything turned pitch black and the next second Joseph was in the centre of Mexico City, Centro Historico.

Joseph's destination was Chinchen Itza which is 1423km away from Mexico City. driving there from Mexico city will take more than 17 hours.

It would take nearly 15 days of course 15days without any breaks or sleep.

Joseph could either find a car and drive there or walk and have some fun on the way.

Joseph first wanted to explore Mexico City he always wanted to try Mexican food made in Mexico itself but due to the apocalypse, there weren't any open restaurants.

so the next game plan was to find a Mexican grandma and ask her to make food for him after all they say grandmas are the best cooks in the world.

Joseph was wandering around Mexico city and naturally, he went to Polanco district which is known for its upper-scale shopping centres and the man Joseph is he had to check it out.

After all, if you want to appreciate Mexican culture you need to visit somewhere where you can see Mexican wares and clothing.

Joseph reached the centre of Polanco he didn't want some pesky Zombies to disturb his shopping spree Joseph then did the thing. he used Deceleration of war Roar. but even after 10 minutes, no one showed up then Joseph saw a beautiful woman with fancy clothes appearing in the distance she was leading a legion of Zombies from 2nd rank to 1st rank. She herself was a 3rd rank zombie.

Joseph's arrogance got the best of him and before he could use the Niky strat he was surrounded.

Godiva couldn't help but feel happy that this arrogant bastard would finally get his a*s kicked.

Joseph had to play it smart and preserve his mana to face the Lady or so he thought all of the zombies kept their distance and the lady stepped forward she was now in front of Joseph.

She told Joseph that he has 2 options either to become her Husband or DIE Joseph was now in a predicament. well, what predicament naturally he chose to marry her.

After all who wouldn't want to marry, a beauty with good proportions especially a Latin one.

Before Joseph could strongly as a man state his opinion to her outrageous proposal, Godiva started talking.

[Before you accept her proposal, with that giddy look on your face I just want to tell you that she is a third rank zombie, aka a sorceress and on top of that she is a hidden class she is similar to a succubus but with one big difference she doesn't only need to extract life force she can also extract your crystal core's energy killing you in the process.

And since Zombies are dumb beings up till this point in time every person she has proposed to has accepted her proposal and died after spending one night with her so you can go ahead and accept her proposal, I can finally become free and choose my next host.]

Joseph frowned and sighed then he just said a few words ( What a waste)

He was a virgin but he didn't want to die in the process of losing his V card.

He took out his Battleaxe surrounded it with holy mana and used the good old Begone thot (holy slash version).

The sorceress was able to put up a barrier just in time but the damage still hurt her and send the sorceress flying Joseph tried to run after her but his path was blocked by all of the second rank zombies.

They were a mix of Conjurers, Spies, and warriors, there was around 40 of them with the current Joseph it wasn't hard to take care of them is what this unlucky ba*tard thought.

The sorceress wasn't done yet she cast a series of AoE (area of effect) spells buffing every zombie in the process.

Joseph cursed his rotten luck that was back right after his happy happy lucky lucky let's go beautiful ladies are waiting for me, time in Tokyo.

He saw an apartment building nearby after all fighting in open space against more than 20 mages was a suicide mission.

Joseph ran inside the building. climbed up the steps, he was the captain now he had the high ground.

Several warrior zombies ran after him and rushed up the stairs as well but they got one-shotted by his almighty axe seeing how their comrades died the other warriors backed off as Joseph was relaxing a bit and backing up, 2 spy zombies rushed in from the windows attacking Joseph from each side.

Joseph used his axe to block the right one and his left leg to block the left one.

Joseph forced the one on the right side of himself back by a diagonal slash. and then used Ox Assail and attacked the one on the left chopping him in 2, the sudden rise in agility caught the spy off guard now there was only one Zombie left the other tried to retreat but he used Goad zone and decapitated him in a matter of seconds.

The building suddenly started shaking the Conjurers outside were attacking the building using all of their might.

Joseph knew that even if it's a modern building it wouldn't take them long to demolish it.

He ascended the stairs and reached the roof of the apartment he was 80 meters high and under the building, there were many zombies he jumped to the roof of another building that was nearby. but mages stopped attacking they were preserving their magics Joseph cursed and said zombies led by an intelligent zombie are a pain in the a*s

seeing that the mages weren't attacking he used the time to recover the mana he had previously used.

after 5 minutes 6 spy zombies that were buffed by the Sorceress appeared on the roof they had secretly and silently climbed up from the side.

they all attacked Joseph with their Daggers pointed at Joseph's vitals Joseph jumped high and equipped his battleaxe he used all of his might and holy aura skill and delivered a powerful diagonal slash to the ground the spy zombies dodged but from the impact caused by the strike 2 of them that had jumped to the right side lost their balance Joseph used this chance and with a swift horizontal slash he decapitated both.

Now there were 4 spy zombies.

Joseph's right side was cleared now so he turned his back to his right side and faced the 4 zombies that now were situated in front of him they simultaneously attacked Joseph. Thanks to advance martial arts he was able to easily dodge their attacks the agility of those zombies weren't high enough to pose a serious danger to Joseph.

As 4 zombies rushed forward altogether for the 3rd time Joseph used Goad zone ruining their rhythm one of the zombies that tried to attack Joseph sideways now due to the effect of Goad Zone suddenly changed direction hitting one of his comrades in the stomach in the process before they could react Joseph used this chance and with to more slashes he claimed the lives of 2 more victims.

Only 2 more spy zombies left, they were still under the effect of the Goad Zone so instead of retreating they rushed forward one from the front one from the back.

when they were only a meter away from Joseph, Joseph jumped 2 meters high and performed his new signature move diagonally downwards whirlwind slash.

killing both zombies with a swift and graceful move.

Meanwhile, Godiva was gathering the crystal core of every zombie he killed.

Joseph thought to himself:

Man, I couldn't even eat a f**king POZOLE.