"arg.... what headache am sure it was great party, anyway it's worth it even thou I don't remember anything now where I am".
__opening his eyes our ''protagonist '' fiend him self in over the top Fancy shmancy unfamiliar bedroom with no cover except for the bed shits and no there was no one on his side sleeping with him in the 4 by 4 size bed and same goes for the empty room with nothing except him,his bed,his 6×5 tv and one small mini bar if anyone could dare and say it's mini
anyway our villain didn't freaked out ,he did the next
go out of the bed
make tacyila sunrise it's a powerful concoction
then returned to his beautiful bed and started watching tv
what did you think he would freaked out just because he is in strange room that looked like it came out one of his fantasy about a man cave why would he but his fantasy did last long because there was no football channel or even fucking Netflix, all the tv shows what looks like some game document and the latest rankers for a minute he thought who ever own this room is league of legends mad fan because one of the rankers has the name facker and him team is TC1
but it all ended when he saw someone shooting fricking laser from his fucking eyes while being dick about it I mean you can't fack that it's original like tennis dickheades in Beverley hills
anyway back to the villain---
"deep breath deep breath calm down remember your edge dreams remember them....
now let's look around may found anything useful and I should stop taking to myself before I start going crazy but who cares .
five minutes later
" great the only thing I found is a futuristic phone that works only with finger print the problem is
it does FUCKING WORK WITH MY FINGER PRINTS
anyway now this not my body so isekaied , I am
no memory, I have but handsome I am
come on John stop going crazy it's normal what's happening to you
but did you forget John this boy name is link yes John you are not zelda lover but anyway deal with it
but John what do you want to do now
I will tell you John I want to hit John in his face so he would wake from this beautiful outrageous jojo dream but first I have to break down can you excuse me for a second please John
"WHY GOD WHY (cry noises) WHY GOD (cry noises) AT LEAST GIVE ME SOME THING , OR THE FUCKING MEMORY OF THIS FUCKING BODY (cry noises) EVEN A SYSTEM WOULD DO I
^DING SYSTEM IS ONLINE €
" god I love you "
now let's see SYSTEM OPEN STATS
.......
(grasshopper noises)
hello system
.......
oh fuck me
^ do you really want to host I could do it for you ££
🌚🌚🌚
YOUR MOTHE/
^WHAT ABOUT HER€
she is grate mother I swear 🥺🥺
now please can you tell me where I am and what do you have
^ am your customer service not your system first second I will choose your system third I don't like you DO YOU UNDERSTAND €
then why did you you know what forget it can you please give me some helpful system
^ no I will give you the memory of this body fun fact he is you but ( au ) and the plot of this world you know I hate you
yes you said it
but because you said my mother is grate I will give you a template draw from every universe and dimension and because you love techno blade I will give you minecraft INVENTORY , now say cheat
cheattt
(POW) -interdimensional punch-
^no one thing about saying something bad about my mother's and will not get punished you are lucky it's not drop kick anyway say inventory to open oh and use your memory first may you die fast fucker (minaecal laugh)€
I will tell your manager about this now let's start
INVENTORY
💬
DING
what is this oh you could have said it's on my phone
link look at the normal minecraft INVENTORY in his phone
there was nothing except three different colour blocks with one labelled memory
after clicking on it , it disappeared
what that it I thought it would be more I don't know lik AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(five hours later)
finally I it ended but if this right then am fucked up