"Are you daft, brother?" Aeron 'Damphair' Greyjoy to Balon 'Iron King' Greyjoy.
"Are you sure you want me to do … this?" Victarion 'Iron Captain' Greyjoy.
"Screw you and your dreams, arsehole!" Euron 'Crow's Eye' Greyjoy.
"One does not simply sail into Dorne and challenge Quentyn Martell to war! Its seas are guarded by more than just the Redwyne Navy! Those evil bastards are ever vigilant and do not sleep! And 'The Monster of Dorne' is ever watchful for any threats! Not with 10,000 long ships could you do this! This is folly!" Rodrik 'The Reader' Harlaw as he opposed Balon Greyjoy's plans to begin his Rebellion by targeting the Southern Kingdom.
- From The follies of Balon Greyjoy, by Archamester Qyburn.
Author's note: Simply a bit of fun, but who knows might develop it in later arcs, if the reader's find it worth doing.