The first time I came to the bedroom of the male god's office to sleep, but I wet his bed? what to do?
Waiting online, 100,000 urgent.
If Gu Yiming saw it, would he chop me up?
"Gu Yiming, I'm not going to the airport anymore, you can pick up someone yourself."
Yu Bei's thighs moved, the feeling of stickiness and wetness was too uncomfortable.
"Why? Didn't you promise me last night?"
Gu Yiming came over and stood by the bed.
"You know, I'm busy."
Yu Bei was serious.
"What's wrong? You have a job?"
Ah.
A heart attack.
Not even half an announcement.
Gu Yiming was too familiar with him, and he knew what he was farting at once, so it was not good.
It's not good to lie. annoying.
"That's right... I still want to sleep for a while, but I'm sleepy."
Yu Bei yawned.
"After picking up the person, you can go back to sleep."
Gu Yiming pulled his arm, trying to pull him out of bed, Yu Bei hurriedly lay on the bed, wishing to grow suckers like an octopus.
"I'm not going!"
Gu Yiming stopped pulling him, just stared at him strangely.
"What the hell happened to you?"
Gu Yiming suddenly raised his eyebrows... What did he think?
"Cāo, you can't wet the bed, right?"
I knew he couldn't hold back any good farts.
"Go away, you just wet the bed."
"No? Then why are you hiding?"
Gu Yiming bowed his body and put his hands into the bed.
"Let's see, what the hell is hiding in your quilt..."
"Nothing! Go away! Crazy! What can I hide in the quilt? A cow?"
Yu Bei beat and kicked him to avoid him. Get his hands close to you.
Gu Yiming also made a mistake and didn't mean to give up at all. He lifted Yu Bei's quilt with one hand and groped under the quilt with the other to see what was under Yu Bei's pì gǔ.
"Huh?"
Gu Yiming met.
"..."
Yu Bei was dumbfounded, had he discovered it?
Gu Yiming withdrew his hand and looked down at his index and middle fingers.
"It's a little wet." Gu Yiming blinked and said, "You still said you're not bed-wetting anymore."
"..."
Yu Bei suddenly felt that admitting to bed-wetting was not so shameful.
"Okay, okay, I wet the bed, you get up, I have to change my pants!"
"No, it's not the bedwetting."
Gu Yiming moved his two fingers and rubbed them.
Yu Bei was so embarrassed that he wanted to drill a hole in place, with his toes on the sheets, Gu Yiming was usually careless, how serious are you at this time!
Doing research?
What surprised Yu Bei, even more, was that Gu Yiming was still more energetic, put his index and middle fingers in front of his nose, and sniffed lightly...
"..."
The hairs on Yu Bei's back stood up.
"Okay... Does it smell good? Pfft hahaha..."
Yu Bei burst into tears, he couldn't help it.
He chose to give up.
It's a death, and before death, I have to humiliate Gu Yiming, let him also be ashamed to death.
"It doesn't smell good." Gu Yiming was unusually calm, "It doesn't smell bad either, like the smell of seawater."
Yu Bei couldn't help laughing.
Wait...
does he know what kind of body this is? Why is he so calm? Shouldn't it be nausea and vomiting?
"That... I'll change the sheets for you, no, I'll buy you a new set, don't kill me..."
Gu Yiming took out a piece of paper, wiped it, and said, "What a big deal, I thought you wet the bed."
Yu Bei was dumbfounded: "You... don't you feel disgusted?"
"What are you talking about? Didn't I get you all over your hands yesterday? You didn't say anything. What?"
It seems like that's the case.
Gu Yiming continued: "Speaking of which, this thing is still sterile. We have such a good relationship, do you see when I despised you?" It
makes sense.
"Aseptic is sterile, but it feels... it's not right. Think about it, if it wasn't me, it was another man..."
"cāo!" Gu Yiming scolded loudly, "Yu Bei, are you disgusting me on purpose? Ah? It's early in the morning, so I can't eat?"
Gu Yiming's brows were almost knit together, his face full of disgust and disgust.
It is simply a large double standard scene.
"Why don't you go wash it, wait for it to dry?"
"Oh."
Yu Bei tiptoed out of bed and ran to the bathroom, Gu Yiming still shouting behind him.
"Take off your underwear!"
Yu Bei wiped away his tears when he closed the bathroom door.
I am so hard.
After washing it out, Yu Bei didn't dare to make a sound, but he found that the panties that were thrown in the basket... were gone!
Gu Yiming looked at his watch and urged him: "Hurry up, they are getting off the plane."
Gu Yiming hates people who are not punctual, and Yu Bei is very clear about this.
"What about the sheets...?"
"Auntie cleaning will take care of it, is there anything else?"
Yu Bei couldn't say anything: "My underwear... I lost it."
"I washed it, it's in the air dryer, come back and clean it up. ."
Washed...
was the machine washed? No, no sound was heard.
So... hand rub?!
The best actor boss, wash my underwear by hand!
Yu Bei followed behind Gu Yiming, feeling that his body was very light, his heels could not touch the ground, and he could fly up with a gust of wind.
Sorry, I'm a little off.
It may be that the body is hollowed out and a little empty.
Yu Bei's mind went blank and the elevator went down, and he saw Gu Yiming's BMW in the garage at a glance.
"There!"
Gu Yiming turned his head and walked in another direction.
"Don't open that one." Gu Yiming opened the door of another gray-blue car, "Don't you think that one is too small."
He really changed the car...
The model is the President of Maserati, tsk tsk, this body line, The interior design of this car shone with the light of no one.
"Do you like it?"
"It's still... ok."
Yu Bei's eyes were red, this is enough for my rent for many years.
He can't wait to take off his shoes and get in the car again, what should he do if he steps on it dirty?
"I'll drive it for you later."
"Ah?"
"Don't you own a car? If I'm not around, you can easily go out."
"Bike sharing is actually quite good..." Yu Bei's heart was beating.
"Birthday gift."
"..."
Yu Bei was a little stunned, to be precise, he was dazed by the air.
"When is my birthday?"
"November 28th, it will arrive in a few days."
Yu Bei hesitated: "This is not good..."
"Don't tell me some polite nonsense." Gu Yiming is a very domineering total.
"No, I mean...I don't have a driver's license yet."
What am I to be polite?
Gu Yiming has said that his money is my money.
It's not too much to spend your own money on birthday gifts, right?
"It's not difficult to get a driver's license, I'll show you that old car to practice later."
Take a BMW to practice and you can get it.
"Then what are you driving?"
"I still have."
Yu Bei really wanted to slap himself.
Why am I asking this question? Mouth to find abuse?
Yu Bei moved pì gǔ and found a comfortable position.
Ah, that pushback.
It seems that the soft sister coins are pushing me to the road.
"Where are we going?"
Yu Bei realized that Gu Yiming was not on the road to the airport.
"Go have breakfast."
"Didn't you say that people have already got off the plane and are waiting at the airport?"
"Then you haven't had breakfast yet."
Gu Yiming, what about your concept of time?!
feed the dog?
Bah, no.
Why do you feel like you're scolding yourself?