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°•○● Table of Gods! - Chapter "15" -/ T
"Third Floor! " °•○●
"611 Z!"
"By the name of Mother-Mary named Condom Boxes!" Eren was in his form today. He made a joke the alien next to him wouldn't understand and laughed like a crazy person. His thoughts were momentarily distracted from the spider and the Z's as he came up with a funny phrase he had never thought of before. [Am I getting smarter as my genetic stats get higher? It's possible that your intelligence increases so easily and it works in practice. And it's not just about intelligence. It's as if the "intelligence stat" affects me in terms of my creativity. I need to test it somehow.]
Eren was lost in thought for a few seconds to himself, but he quickly regained his composure and continued to stare at the com again.
"I'm rich!"
"We're rich!"
"Sorry Maev. But don't worry. I'll have a surprise for you soon after we get our essential needs."
Maevis comes from a race that doesn't show emotions on their faces, except for their eyes. But even Eren realized now Maevis was embarrassed and averted her eyes like a high school girl. Unable to understand the reason, he thought back to what he just said.
[Did she think I was going to give her a "gift" when I was talking about the surprise? I meant surprise and it was a fu*king soap! There is a translation error. Hey! We are not that rich lady. Hey, don't look away, damn it! She is blushing! Now I need to buy a gift too!]
Eren sighed from the outside as he thought these inside. He shook his head. Because of the misunderstanding he had created, he had to buy Maevis something both cheap and strange.
Then he saw the bloody pieces in front of the door he used to enter the floors.
"I wanted to test something with these, but there's no need for now. I moved this bloody head and sharp metal for nothing. I almost cut my finger again. I'm an idiot."
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It's been a week..
Eren was sitting in the small wooden chair he had just casually made. He was cutting something in front of the door, which was the entrance to the floors.
Clumsily holding middle sized saw in his right hand, he looked at the wood he had cut for half an hour. When he didn't like it, he took his dagger and made some detailed corrections. Finally, when it was in correct size, he combined it with other boards of similar size to create a wooden box.
"A wooden nest."
At least dozens of these wooden boxes appeared down the hall as he got up to put the new one next to the other empty slots.
Eren had already lined up the filled boxes in order. The closer the spiders inside were to spawn and hatch, the closer those boxes were to Bar. For the last week, Eren has been trying to make new boxes and put the boxes into a certain system all day. But no matter what he did, he couldn't think of anything where he could use the Huge Ligori Stone effectively. So for now, he'd pick up a male and a female spider, let them bite from the Ligori Stone, and then toss them into the small box he'd keep ready. After mating and female spider eating the male one, Eren would finally place the box at the end of the line.
"One day, this will be a real production line like in those big factories. I will make this place in such a way that even German Car Industry will be jealous!"
First he built a few wooden nests and started delivering a box of spiders to the Temple every day. But when he spent all his days making boxes, he got to the level that he could produce 2 boxes of spiders every day.
"This is the end." He threw two spiders into the newly made box and walked to the end of the row, leaving the new wooden nest there.
Finally he left the area he was trying to turn into a farm and started walking towards Bar. Eren hadn't paid much attention to the gender distribution of the spiders on the floor when he incubated nests. But he realized too late that male and female spiders were not equal in number. So he would have "only three boxes of spiders" per day. Three spider-boxes with an average value of 1800 Z!
"From 200 Z with 15 hours of work to 1800 without working, I am a fu*king.. genius!"
Eren smiled as he looked at the other boxes on the side of the bar and in front of his room. These boxes, which were scattered all over the place, did not contain spiders, but the things he bought while shopping. Eren had huge dollar signs in his eyes.
"I finally have what I want."
Boxes containing useful materials were filled with things like soap, cloth, wood, string and bullets.
Eren walked to his room. He wondered what Maevis was doing right now, as she was too quiet. And he wanted to talk and joke with this woman. But when hesitation arose, he left the alien alone.
"Calm down, Eren. Control your own charms." He was 17 and needed a laugh. And he walked away from the strange alien woman with his joke that no one could hear.
As he entered his room, a great peace came over him.
"I have to get over the tiredness of the day," he said and threw himself into the bathroom. Then he took some of the liquid soap in a huge jar. Small tools were difficult to find in the temple's market. So he poured soap into a small wooden bowl he made and used it like that until it finish.
"Liquid Soap Effective Against Toxins - 1 Ton- Lemon Flavored -2100 Z"
[I gave you 2100 but it was worth every single spid- I mean Z.]
This soap, which smelled the best lemon flavor she had ever smelled in her life, was like heaven for Eren. Then he turned on his favorite song on his phone and turned on the water.
"Twenty One Pilots - Can't Help Falling In Love (Elvis Cover)"
For the last two months when he was so angry and grumpy, whenever Eren felt like shit, he would turn on this song and distract himself. He sang along while washing himself with soap under hot water. When other songs started playing, he found himself thinking about his home.
"I wonder what my parents are doing? What about my brothers. Surely they were upset when I disappeared. Though, two popular adults studying abroad miss their younger siblings?"
Eren's relations with his brothers weren't the brightest. Unlike a quiet and calm boy who likes to read like himself, both of his older brothers were athletes, popular, good with girls and very social.
But Eren was sure that his brothers would secretly cry after him. Eren would be very upset if something happened to even one strand of their hair. The feelings of brotherhood were strange.
It was his brothers who first made him listen to the song playing at that moment. It was they who encouraged him to learn foreign languages. Eren reached for his phone and played the song again. He thought of his mother and father's voices as he thought of his home, which he hadn't thought of for a long time.
Eren couldn't come out of the bathroom for an hour and cried a lot.
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3rd Floor Entrance
Eren prepared to enter the place he had been waiting and fearing for a long time. There was so much pressure that he could feel both a hum and his own heartbeats inside his head.
He had tingling in his feet and a strange pain in his stomach that saying he wasn't ready.
His own psychology and fears offered excuses to discourage him.
"What is a simple person, a child doing here?" Thinking like that, Eren sighed for the last time and checked his clothes and weapons.
The newly arrived mini bags he wore on his arms were full of bullets. He had two new blade sheaths on his legs and two more long daggers.
The safety of the pistols he held in both hands was off. So the second he entered the floor, he could start shooting.
His backpack was filled with medicine and first aid items of all kinds. Realizing that one bottle was not enough, Eren even increased the number of water bottles to three.
And the most important thing..
All his clothes, including his shoes, were washed. That's why he wasn't disgusted with himself.
He sighed again and checked everything, even though he just said it was the last time. But this time, all his fears disappeared when Maevis approached from behind and whispered something in his ear. A small tent appeared in front of Eren's pants. All his fears and hesitation disappeared with a sexual arousal.
"Really?"
"I suppose it's not against Humans' rules for me to do that?"
"Absolutely not! You can..do it."
Eren smiled and walked through the open passageway. The new corridor, visible behind the heavy door, was even wider than the second floor. Eren walked inside and waited for the rising walls to block the entrance.
"I wonder when I can get a lighted cap like those miners wear on their heads? I don't understand how a cap is half a million."
He grumbled to himself that the cheapest light-emitting device he had ever found on the market was half a million Zs.
But even as he spoke inwardly, his eyes scanned the darkness. Normally, even though there were no other creatures on the 1st and 2nd floors, spiders would always welcome him. But here, he felt no spider.
Eren sniffed around, checked for spider webs, but didn't move forward. He waited for his eyes to adjust to the darkness.
When his eyes finally started to see better, he took his first step. While walking, he was thinking what kind of creature would be added this time. He walked hesitantly until the first turn and only looked at the side road with his head. Then he immediately pulled it back and begin thinking.
"I saw it as a coincidence that the spiders downstairs looked like an earthly creature, but...
"DOGS!"
Eren began to list the strong and weak sides of dogs.
"They're fast at short range but run out of energy very fast, their stink when they play in the grass but it's irrelevant, they're very loyal and their hearing is... ha?"
He turned to the two dogs on his right, snarling at him, and began shooting. Out of fear, he spent half of the magazines on both of his guns.
"and they smell well!"
Having one of camscare moments in horror movies, Eren would never used guns if he had time to think. But it's too late!
He had always been the one approaching the creatures on the lower floors. But with the gunshots heard in the entire 3rd floor and the smell of blood spreading, his heart started to speed up.
Distant barks began to approach. He saw a few spiders and a robot approaching from the side corridor.
He stood by the corpse of two medium-sized hairless, jet-black dogs and loaded his guns. Then, feeling like some kind of gunslinger, he started this new fight. But inside, he was constantly cursing a certain person and asking the same question.
"Who teleported me here? Damn it. WHO!"
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