"Push! Harder Madame!"
"Ahhhhh!!!!!!! I'm trying!!!!!" A voice that seems to be going through pain can be heard coming from a dimly lit room.
"Keep on pushing Madame, you can do it!" The voices of two worried female healers reverberate through the room.
They have been trying to aid and speed up the labor of a marquis for over 8 hours but all of their efforts have been futile. If the marquis had been a normal human, she would have been long dead.
"Arrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Another round of cries reverberate throughout the room, as the woman who seems to be in labor, finally gathers all of the strength she can muster to push out the baby in her womb. While the veins on her neck and forehead look like they are about to pop, her cervix spreads out and the baby is finally welcomed into the world.
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Vincent only saw Laximus snap his finger before he got vaporized into the large vortex of spiritual aura. When he entered the large vortex, he felt his soul moving at a terrifying speed which was even faster than the speed of light.
While his soul was being enveloped by the puddle of spiritual aura, Vincent could see different galaxies, planets, and solar systems. What gave him the creeps the most was the planet that looked like a demon's head. The planet was also pulsating with a cyan glow in a segment of its surface, making Vincent ponder about the types of creatures living there.
Suddenly, the spiritual aura that was enveloping him, increased its pace, making his soul tremble as it was absorbed into a huge brown and blue planet that was 50 times bigger than the planet Earth.
"Ahhhhh!!!!" Vincent screamed as he could feel his soul fading away the closer he got to the planet.
POOOOSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
A sizzling sound exploded from the spiritual aura enveloping him as his soul pierced through the surface of the planet like a shooting star.
Blump! Blump!
A low squishy sound rippled as he entered into the planet and the spiritual aura separated from him. Vincent was surprised to find himself inside a confined dark room, as he was expecting his soul to crash into a corpse, like the isekai novels he had read on the webnovel platform.
"Eh, where am I? Am I going to spend another round...." Before Vincent could finish his words, he felt a pair of claw-like objects grab him on his head and began to pull him out of the confined space.
"Get off me! You damned demon!" Vincent cursed as he struggled to escape the grip of the persistent claws. He was struggling to escape because he thought he was going through some sort of tribulation due to his bad karma.
Opening his eyes to finally see the warm and cozy sensation that was sheathing him, he saw a female giant in plain brown clothes, holding him and staring into his eyes with a creepy smile.
While he was inspecting the Giant, his eyes suddenly turned blurry and strange characters began to appear in his view.
Ding!
[You have acquired the Bad Luck system. The God of death sympathized with you for dying pathetically, so you have been gifted with a divine rod. Your meat rod is the tool you will use to rise to the top. Grow faster and stronger to conquer all the beauties of the world]
STATS|
[BEGINNERS MODE]
[Race: Human]
[World: Manov]
[Age: 0]
[Strength: 0.5]
[Agility: 0.5]
[Stamina: 0.5]
[Charm: 5]
[Perspective: 0.5 (for milk only]
[Mental Resistance: null]
[SKILLS]
[System Note: The system is in the beginner's mode as the host is still a baby. The system upgrade is divided into 3 tiers, the second tier will be unlocked when the host is 5 years old]
"Eh. Where the fuck am I? What! A Bad Luck system?! After spending my entire life with bad luck. Now, I have been reincarnated with a bad luck system. And what the hell are those damned skills? How does the system expect me to use 'cuteness overload! I'm an adult for crying out loud!"
Vincent screamed inwardly as he tried to comprehend what had just occurred as the strange characters disappeared from his view. Vincent tried to talk and move his body but he realized that he was In the body of a baby.
PAAA!!!!!!!
A striking lash landed on his tender butts while he was still in deep thoughts.
"Fuck! What the hell is that? bitch!" Vincent cursed as the healer lashed his buttocks with a ruler as she expected him to cry like an infant. Nonetheless, Vincent's curses and swears ended up coming out of his mouth like a newborn's cry.
"Fufufu, he's so cute marquis, I'm jealous of you" the healer giggled while her colleague separated Vincent's umbilical cord from his placenta.
"Darla, let me see my baby" the marquis replied. Although, she was very tired and about to pass out at any moment. But her motherly instinct was yearning for her baby.
The young healer named Darla nodded her head and passed Vincent to his mother.
Vincent found himself in the arms of a woman who seemed to be the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her short white hair awkwardly hung over a thin, enchanting face with narrow green eyes set gracefully atop a petite nose and her soft skin compliments her eyes and cheekbones, giving her the appearance of a goddess.
"Wow, my mom is so beautiful!" Vincent blurted out. However, all his mother could hear was the giggling of a baby.
"Aww, so charming" the marquis muttered and hugged her baby tightly to herself.
Vincent's hands unconsciously moved towards his mother's huge milkers that were completely bare. Although he was trying to stop himself from behaving like a baby, alas he didn't have control over his babyish intuitions.
"Oh, my baby is hungry, don't worry mommy will feed you..." The marquis mumbles and puts one of her breasts that's leaking with milk inside Vincent's mouth and she sleeps off immediately after Vincent begins to suck her breast. After all, she had been going through the stress of childbirth for 8 hours straight.
"Hey Darla, don't you see that the Marquis's son has a big rod and balls despite being just a day old! It's even bigger than my husband's own" the second healer whispers to Darla.
Darla turns her head and stares at the big lump of meat in between Vincent's legs.
"Holy Molly! It's huge!" Darla blurts out and takes the initiative to touch Vincent's balls since his mother is asleep.
Vincent notices the two nurses staring in between his legs while sucking his mother's breast, and furrows his eyes.
"Noooo, not the balls! That's rude! I'm 43 years old for crying out loud!" Vincent curses as the nurses examine his balls. However, there is nothing he can do against them. So all he did was to cry, but his mother was unable to hear him since she was already exhausted and needed some rest.
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Note: This story is slow-paced but not too slow at the same time. The next chapter is coming soon, I don't know why the verification is taking forever.