Yeah I died. Got a problem?

Listen, all I did in life was to breath, Work, Sleep and eat. All I did.

No, not like those cliche who somehow is a orphan in their past life, or got a bad family.

Nah.

It was a absolutely normal life. A normal childhood and Ordinary parents.

Although I loved Soccer I quitted after a whole summer of not moving and being lazy as fuck.

And soon developed a hobby of writing a bunch of novels that is about reincarnation or just plain fantasy. But it's to cringey so I didn't have the guts to publish it.

After I was old enough to move out, I did it without hesitation because I didn't want to live with my parents any longer than I wanted to.

Today, was partly cloudy. But it's snowing, the snow slowly piling up infront of my apartment so I was angry because I didn't want to shovel at all. No especially when it's snowing hard.

I sighed as I grabbed a shovel, worn my snow gears and went out and started shoveling.

And when I was mumbling complaints in my head I didn't hear other people screaming and yelling at me to look out.

When I looked up from my spot I think my life flashed before my eyes.

'What a life'

And I closed my eyes.

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"Your name will be called Yi Hua Xiao. We sincerely welcome you into the family." A warm feminine voice embraced me, feeling a weird funny feeling I tried to wiggle around but I was feeling sleepy so I slept.

I woke up with two eyes staring at my soul. I screamed.

Making the man jump from my sudden scream.

"Yue, what is happening?" A sleepy voice from the bed over to my left asked, it was the same voice from yesterday!

I tried turning my head, but didn't work.

What the fuck?

"Nothing Zhu Xiang, just didn't expect Hua Hua to scream so just surprised" the man laughed awkwardly.

Who's Hua Hua? Me? My name isn't Hua Hu though???

The women sighed.

"I'm exhausted so please keep it down."

Well sucks to be you Ig, I don't really care? I'm a patient that got run into a car unlike you who sounds as if you had given birth. Your husband is the rude one to stare at someone when they are resting.

"Sorry…" it looked as if the man was shrinking down from shame. What? Is that even reality possible?

"It's fine, can you bring Hua Hua here? I want to cuddle with our new son"

"Umm… but I'm not good at holding a child, what if I accidentally break their head?! Or make them uncomfortable?! What will I do!!??!" The husband looked as if he was nervously sweating.

Okay… their son is a newborn? Ok and? What's the tea?

*BAM*

I jumped a little, so did the man called Yue. It seems like The women called Zhu Xiang slammed her fist at the nearest table as a threat. Holy fuck, scary. Man whoever you are, becoming a child of that women is not good news. I'll pray for you.

"Y- yes dear…" Yue only managed to say and came over to me. Ayo why me? Can't you see I'm looking at you straight in the eyes? What the fuck you doing? HEY HEY HEY GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS AWAY FROM ME!!! IM NOT GAY NOR INTO OLDER GUYS WHO ARE MARRIED AS WELL!!!!!!!!!

He then suddenly lifted me up, is this guy Superman?

Can't you see I'm looking at you? Why tf you carrying a older man like yourself in their arms? Have you no shame?

Now that I looked closely though, he's definitely a dilf.

Wavy Pure Black hair with blue eyes that look like their fucking shining, his hands felt smooth so his skin is probably smooth as well. Is he a celebrity?

His aura around him looks unapproachable and dominating. What he going to do with me? Force me to become playmates with his son or someshit and pay me later?

He then handed me to the women who have her arms out.

????

Is she also a superhuman?!

What the fuck these two lifting up a grown man like no big deal?!?!

She cooed me. Excuse me.

WHAT THE FUCK?!??

I… got reincarnated???

No, it's reborn right? Because I'm in someone's body?

Fuck, how am I so stupid?!?

Damn it!!!!

She started to sing. And I tell you, it's like a melody.

Ok I'm calm now.

First. I'm reborn-ed.

Second. My family is full of hot Milfs and Dilfs as of what I'm seeing right now.

Third. I'm a fucking baby again. I DONT WANT TO REPEAT SCHOOL!!!! IM TO STUPID!

NOOOO! WHY CANT GOD GIVE ME A SYSTEM TO HELP ME WITH LIFE? IM ABOUT TO CRY.

[First Wish Granted…

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A System Has accepted your wish.

Welcoming both the system and the host.

Complete]

What?

Seriously?

A system?

How cliche.

YES! A SYSTEM!! HAHAHA, SO CLICHE BUT IDC SUCK MY DIC- ahem. Who the hell am I talk to?

[Welcome,

Name: Xiao Hua

Last Name: Yi

I am your new companion as of today until you die again and to go to heaven.]

I have a Asian name?

Aren't I American tho?

Ehhh. Whatever. My new parents look like their Asian celebrities. But which one?

[Answer: Chinese]

CHINESE??? WHAAAT? I DON'T FUCKING SPEAK CHINESE AND YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW HOW TO SPEAK CHINESE???

[Answer: but you understood them don't you? You'll grow up and learn how to speak Chinese, it'll be a piece of cake.]

Easy for you to say System.

[Answer: do not worry, I the system will help you become the perfect man in life]

I don't really want fame, it sounds tiring even though it's cool and all.

[Answer: Sorry, you have no choice, God sent me to do this]

GODDAMN!!!