Yawning, Kurt rubbed his eyes, stretching his tired limbs until he heard the satisfying sound of his joints cracking.
Kurt was feeling usually happy right now and he wasn't sure why.
For some reason, Kurt felt very refreshed this morning.
Which was strange since he hasn't felt so energetic since he was a kid.
Kurt then noticed something off about where he was.
"This isn't my room, this place is nice not like my crappy apartment. Hold on where am I? Why can't I remember what happened last night?!" panicked, Kurt jumped out of bed and looked all around the room for some clues about where he was.
The room he was in was an apartment but a far nicer one than his own.
Not to mention it was clean which if Kurt recalled correctly, his apartment was never clean.
"What the fuck! What's going on why does my body feel different?!" Kurt was really beginning to freak out at this point.
His head was aching and his stomach was starting to gurgle Kurt was so panicked he felt like the whole world was spinning, he was making himself nauseous.
'Oh God, I'm gonna be sick!' Kurt ran to the bathroom but before he reach the toilet he froze.
In the bathroom mirror, he saw a tall muscular young man with bronze skin, long black locks, and a perfectly crafted face.
"Holy shit!" Kurt couldn't help but swear when he saw the chiseled adonis in the mirror.
He looked like an Abercrombie fitch model!
He had a square jawline, prominent cheekbones, thick eyebrows, and large eyes with a small nose, his face having a high degree of symmetry.
As for his body, he had a narrow waist, a V-shaped torso, broad shoulders, and an overall very muscular physique, again all of it having a high degree of symmetry.
"I'm a total beefcake! I'm like every woman's wet dream!" Kurt said while eyeing every inch of himself.
But the thing which really put him over the edge wasn't his amazing face or glorious muscles.
It was his huge dick, it was like a goddamn sledgehammer compared to his old shrinky dink.
Kurt was baffled, to say the least, but instead of panicking further and making himself sick again, he calmed down and took a seat on the bathroom's tile floor.
'It's okay Kurt it's weird I know but just breathe and try to remember what happened last night.' that's when it all came back to him.
Hitting his head, waking up in that classroom, and that woman with the tig ol bitties.
"Hmm? There can be only one explanation! I have been isekai'd!" Shouted Kurt still in the nude on the bathroom floor.
Kurt then ran out of the bathroom, pulled a pair of boxers out of his drawer, slipped them on, and wasted no time, searching his apartment for clues about who he was now.
After searching he found several important things, his student ID and a diary.
'Kind of weird for a guy to have one but whatever at least it's useful. Now let's find out who I am!'
Kurt looked at the ID first which told him his name, Kurt Hammer, which he knew already thanks to the teacher with the big hooters plus some other useless information like his height, weight, and gender.
'Well, I knew this crap already okay time for the diary.' Kurt then opened the diary and began reading.
Skimming through the unimportant parts Kurt was able to find out all he needed to know.
'Okay then, now I've got a clear picture of who I am. I'm Kurt a graduating high school student who transferred to this school recently from the countryside. My parents died when I was little so my grandfather raised me by himself out in the boonies until he died and I moved back to the city sometime this year.
I'm living in the school dorms, have no friends or family, and to top it all off I have a tragic case of bitchitis. For some damn reason, this Giga Chad was a wimp who was terrified by women and people in general so all he did was hide in a dark corner somewhere avoiding human contact because he was practically raised in the wilderness by some old dude who also hated human contact!'
Kurt was pissed off by his old body's pathetic behavior but was also thankful for the little bitch.
His perfect body was his now it was only natural he would be grateful to the pussy for handing it over to him.
It also made things easier to assume his place since he never made any friends or even spoke to anyone ever since he moved into the city.
'Not sure how you died but I hope you're watching me from whichever afterlife you are right now 'cause I'm gonna have a lot of fun with this new body you oh so graciously handed to me!' Kurt couldn't help but grin from ear to ear, he was just too happy right now.
'I'm gonna take excellent care of this body no more junk food or lazing around all day for this guy. I'm going to exercise often, focus on my personal hygiene, and take care of my skin and face so I never go back to being an ugly loser!' Kurt vowed to himself.
Kurt then tried looking for information about the still unknown outside world but couldn't find a single thing.
This guy had no tv, internet, or even a single textbook!
This guy must have been a hermit, he never went anywhere other than the school building and his home and never even bothered taking a look around town so he was just as clueless about the ways of the world as Kurt.
"But one thing does bother me, in his diary, he mentions several times how his granddad said women were dangerous and to avoid them at all cost, who thinks like that he must have been a crazy old geezer?!" said Kurt who tossed the diary into the trash can.
He had no more use for it so he didn't care about it anymore, his diary didn't matter but what really mattered was finding a computer.
Kurt needed to find out something about his surroundings but it wasn't like he was gonna find out anything staying here so where should he go?
'Hmm? Oh, the graduation ceremony. In the diary, it mentioned a graduation ceremony in the gymnasium a day after testing was over! If that information is correct then we will receive our diplomas and rewards for high marks on the final exam, colleges will also be scouting for people there. Apparently, the school I go to in this world is an elite school that teaches...wait what did it say they teached.' thought a quizzical Kurt.
Sighing he walked over to the trash can and pulled the diary out, flipping to the last pages he found out what he wanted to know.
"Oh yeah, it said they teach strong female cultivators and proper male etiquette...wait what the fuck!!!" Kurt shouted in surprise.
Those shocking words, caused him to panic again nearly making him vomit.
Kurt took deep steady breaths and after he settled down he then began reading those lines over and over again but still couldn't believe it.
'Female cultivators...proper male etiquette...just what does that mean don't tell me this world is a matriarchal cultivation-based society!' Kurt thought while furiously pounding his bedroom floor.
This was not good since he didn't know how matriarchal the world was or how well men were treated in this backward society.
He could end up a slave as soon as he walked out that door for all he knew!
'"It's okay calm down let's just assess the situation first. The world may be matriarchal but it's still a modern world so public slavery shouldn't be a thing right? Anyway, I can't just hide in my room all day. If I want to find out anything, I need to go to that ceremony!" said Kurt as he put on the school uniform in his closet.
'Yep, this was an elite school alright, it has dorms and uniforms.'
Kurt straighten his uniform's collar and then strutted outside his apartment with his head held high.
'I'm not a nobody anymore I'm gonna walk with confidence! I'm going to live life to the fullest in this unknown cultivation world!'