dazai: morals.
fyodor: liar.
dazai: plot?
fyodor: slightly more believable.
fyodor: but is this not a... how do you call it..?
dazai: fanfic?
fyodor: yes! that. If this was fanfic the original books plot doesn't really matter, no?
dazai: ok well i'll um... i'll join ya then. if you betray me i'll.... just kill mysefl I guess?
fyodor: yay.
dazai: awwww glad yur happy!