Ein eradicated the pursuing devils of the Satan faction and took out a capsule house right in the middle of the battlefield.
The devils were shocked once again and they went on a pretty defensive position. As they didn't really know him.
"What? Never seen a house before? Such pre-historic devils you are." Ein snorted and Venelana went in front as the leader of the group.
"Is it true? Are you Serafall's friend?" Venelana was quite apprehensive, but he did take care of the devils. And with his mysterious powers, she wasn't sure if they could even resist getting killed by him. Even when they are 100%.
"Yup, she received a call from Sirzechs. Said you guys were ambushed. So I gave her a hand and your group was going to get murked, so I stepped in. Now get inside and have a bath, you guys are dirty as heck." Ein went inside the house and started preparing some food.
"Venelana-sama... What will we do? Can we really trust him?" Grayfia asked the leader of the group. And they can't just leave, he might do something if they did. And even if they didn't trust him, that was the highest disrespect for the one who saved their lives.
"Can we even travel back to our base, Grayfia? Look at everyone, we're all exhausted and we can't even teleport away because our mana is all dried up." Venelana gestured at their group and they were all kinds of injured as well as tired.
Venelana was the one to first open the door and what she saw is just a pretty normal house. Though it was quite weird as it had futuristic things inside.
She then roamed around a bit and heard sounds somewhere. She then saw that it was a kitchen and Ein was preparing things. "Umm, hello. I am Venelana Gremory, thank you for saving us Ein." She smiled and Ein raised his hand for a thumbs up while his back was turned.
Grayfia then followed and she bowed at him. "That was a mess up of mine. So please accept my gratitude for saving us. We're in your debt." Grayfia bit her lip and started thinking of the scenario in which he didn't arrive.
"You sure you want to be in my debt? I tend to leave it alone for a while, but I do not fail to collect~" Ein faced them and he smirked at them. The duo gulped, thinking that they surely couldn't refuse when the time came.
"Ahhh, I'm just messing with you." Ein laughed and the two sighed in relief. Because they did not know what he would want. He could basically ask for anything.
"Or was I? Anyways, go to the next room over there. Take a bath and there's tons of clothes to choose from. I don't want you guys to dirty my home, go on now. Shoo." Ein made them go away and the two would really appreciate a good bath as well.
They entered the baths and immediately started washing themselves. They noticed that it was an eastern one so the duo followed proper etiquette of course.
"Ahhhh~ My goodness. How about now, Grayfia? You still think he's suspicious?" Venelana chuckled. Because as far as it went, he took care of them really well.
"Ahhh, not anymore. He would have definitely done something by now if he was. But... He is mysterious. Like who is he? How in the world did Serafall-sama know someone like him? What even is he?" Grayfia couldn't figure him out.
"We might never know. But enough of that, a man has got to have his mysteries Grayfia. What we do know, is he is very strong. Handsome too~" Venelana chuckled and Grayfia stared at her.
"Oh you, I'm just saying the truth Grayfia. You're such a prude~" Venelana chuckled and the maid blushed a bit, but she still had a stoic expression on her face.
"I bet you're freaky and have a maid fetish don't you? Like master~ please have your way with me or something." Venelana laughed and Grayfia was scandalized.
"Venelana-sama! I take my duties really seriously!" Grayfia glared at her and Venelana chuckled at her little outburst.
"Okay, alright. No need to get so mad. Too bad I'm married though, I would definitely seduce him if I wasn't~" Venelana gave a small sigh and relaxed in the warm water.
"You shouldn't say that Venelana-sama. Even if you and Zeoticus-sama are in a political marriage. Sirzechs-sama will definitely be devastated if he knew that you're just childhood friends with him and not a couple that's in love." Grayfia chided her.
"Hmmm, that's true. But we are happy as a family you know? Just not romantically. It was a good decision for us to get married rather than with a stranger. And Sirzechs is a blessing in our lives, he's such a good boy." Venelana smiled and wished him good luck in his battle. Not that she thought he would lose. Sirzechs is a prodigy that was born with tons of demonic energy and control.
"That's what's important. Our numbers have dwindled massively. Even other pillar houses have become extinct. And the council will never accept the other houses that have no pure devils anymore." Grayfia sighed heavily as some of the pillar houses were branded as extinct. Because no pure blooded devils were in it. Turning into servant houses like the Lucifuge. Except that the Lucifuge were servants for Lucifer since the beginning.
"That's why we are fighting Grayfia." Venelana sighed and they exited the bath after some rest.
They then opened the closet of clothes at the dressing room and Venelana smirked at Grayfia. "Say, Grayfia. We didn't really thank our savior."
"Yes, I do wish we could repay him somehow." Grayfia went into a deep thought, but she then noticed Venelana's smirk at her.
Back at the kitchen, Ein finished his dishes and quickly plated them up at the dining room. He then shouted out that food is ready and the devils went to the dining room one by one.
Venelana entered first and she was wearing a pretty risque sweater. (pic)
"Hello, Ein. Thank you, really. You didn't need to feed us too, but you went up and beyond." Venelana gave a smile at him and emphasized her cleavage.
Ein then smirked at her, seeing the game she was playing. "Oh it's nothing. My wife's sweater looks good on you though." Ein chuckled and Venelana froze for a bit. She was wearing Eden's sweater and it fit perfectly of course. As they have huge milkers.
"I see. Your wife has a great sense of style." Venelana quickly recovered though. Grayfia was the next and the brunette made her wear a pretty loose Kimono. (pic)
She slowly walked to the dining room with a mad blush on her face. Glaring at Venelana who destroyed her maid uniform with her power of destruction.
"Thank you very much for letting us clean up Ein-san." Grayfia shyly thanked him and sat down at the table.
"Why thank you. Looking nice in the kimono of one of my wives too. It suits you well." Ein nodded in approval and gave Venelana a thumbs up. As he knew that Grayfia would never dress like that.
Venelana then perked up at what he just said and decided to inquire for more. "Wives you say? You must have a lot, there were a ton of different sizes in that closet. Differing cultures too." Venelana smiled and had some ideas in her head.
"Well then, enjoy. I made a scrumptious meal for everyone you know? You've got to have one if you want to heal up." Ein gestured for them to eat and they lost consciousness for a good minute before their souls returned to their bodies.
'Wh-what happened? I, I can feel it. It's still lingering in my tongue. Damn, he's even a chef that has no equal?' Venelana bit her lip and fidgeted, getting a bit of a situation down under.
"Ein-san... No, Ein-sama! You've got to teach me how to cook!" Grayfia shouted out excitedly and she wanted him to be her master in the culinary arts.
"No can do, sorry. I've got to take care of my kids. I am a pretty busy man. But I will return here, have this for now. It will be a pretty great introduction to my lessons. You can get some lessons from one of my maids too." Ein called Ragna and she suddenly teleported there, with tea already prepared of course. As she learned from the best, Rita.
"Yes, goshujin-sama?" Ragna looked around in a split second and knew that she couldn't be affectionate with her master. Showcasing her training and skills.
"Ragna, can you teach some things to Grayfia here? She is a passionate person about the ultimate art of being a maid." Ein pointed at Grayfia and Ragna nodded. She was once like her, a maid enthusiast. But she was shaped by Rita to be an ultimate maid as well.
"Very well, Grayfia. Expect me to be at your side every week at 5 o'clock in the morning. I will turn you into a maid who can suffice to be my master's maid. Understood?" Ragna strictly announced to her and Grayfia couldn't help but agree.
"Good, then if that is all. I will take my leave, goshujin-sama." Ragna bowed and all her moves were perfect, like a well oiled machine.
Ein patted her head and she didn't even react, though she was quite pleased. She then disappeared, convincing Grayfia even further that she was a maid worth learning from.
"Ohhh, you're just here for a while? Why not stay for a bit more time so we can thank you back at our base?" Venelana really wanted to thank him formally.
"Haha, as Serafall knows. I was just taking a pretty enthusiastic walk. That's how I met her too, they're finishing up soon as well. They'll be here in a few minutes." Ein shrugged and the two went quiet.
"Okay, then. As we said earlier, we're in your debt. Please do contact us if you decide to cash it in later." Grayfia swore and Venelana nodded.
After they finished their lunch. A redhead and Serafall entered the house. "I told you Sirzechs, Ein is the type to do this kind of thing." Serafall huffed at her friend.
"Sorry, Serafall. But it's kind of hard to believe that someone just put a house in the middle of a ruined battlefield." Sirzechs gave a wry smile.
They then saw Venelana and Grayfia safe, along with the others. So Sirzechs immediately went up to them and checked if they were alright.
"It's alright honey, Ein over there saved us." Venelana pointed at his position earlier. But he already disappeared and a note that says the house will disappear in 5 minutes were there.
"You didn't even get to meet him... A shame." Venelana sighed and thought he was too mysterious.
"Sounds like him alright. He just suddenly appeared beside me earlier. Now he disappeared from thin air." Serafall gave a wry smile as she scratched her head.
"Okay, we will try and find him later. But hear this, Serafall has the sea serpent of the end." Sirzechs informed them and they were shocked.
"What!? The power of the Leviathan? But how?" Venelana knew that Serafall was a Sitri and she is no Leviathan.
"Ahhh, about that... Ein gave it to me. He said that it's to help me with the war effort because he liked what I was doing." Serafall gave a nervous chuckle.
"He what!?" Grayfia shouted understandably and the others went wide eyed at her words. "He gave you the power of the Leviathans? That man is more mysterious than I thought..." Venelana sighed and smiled, giving them quite the revelation and boon.
"Serafall... You'll be a link to the the old farts that opposes us young devils. They can not deny your powers. That makes you an instant Leviathan." Sirzechs already knew it will be a great political tool.
"Yeah, too bad I couldn't thank him for it though. Seriously, that guy." Serafall smiled and promised she would use it for the future of devilkind.
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Ein roamed around a bit more around the underworld and was thinking of what to do with the various factions at the world.
"Eh, just save it for later. Maybe come back here if I ever got the time. They're long lived anyways. And I'm just enjoying my awaited retirement. If I work, I lose." Ein shrugged and he noticed a pink haired young girl that was training.
"I kind of recognize that girl. And her powers too, it's cracking of the Belphegor clan. Damn, they have some pretty nice hax. It creates a tear on anything they want if they have enough power. That's some scary shit." Ein thought it was some bullshit hax. Though it was pretty limited in range and to the user's strength.
The girl kept on tearing dummies with her clan ability, crack. Kneeling down on the ground right after. Draining her mana from intense training.
"I need to be stronger, much stronger." She was part of the the extra families. Like the Abaddon clan and to control her own destiny to have a laid back life. She has to be stronger.
"The war is ongoing too, I must be stronger. Whoever side wins, power is still absolute. And I want to do whatever I want!" She shouted out and completely drained her mana after using her ability one last time. Though the effects were undeniable, it was a bit weak. As she didn't have much talent nor demonic energy.
"Hey, kid. What are you doing." Ein went up to her as he was quite interested on what she was doing. Making him see himself on her from the past.
"I'm... Training." She replied succinctly and was about to start again, but he tossed her a mana potion and she thought it was just a drink. But she regained her mana and demonic power back instantly.
"You remind me of myself kid. You're gonna go places, too bad you're going to take a lot of time to get there." Ein sighed and the girl gritted her teeth. But she would definitely reach it.
"Know what? How about you tell me what's the reason you want to become strong. I'll decide if I'll give you some help, based on that." Ein smiled at her and the girl went wide eyed. But she thought that she won't lose anything so she answered the question.
"In devil society. If you're weak, you'll get trampled on. I might be a pure blooded devil, but if I remain high class all my life. Then the strong will take advantage of me. I can't have that when I just want to enjoy life and laze around. So I'll work hard now and taste the fruit of my labors later." The girl answered and Ein was pleasantly surprised.
"What do you know, you even have the same ambition as me back then. So I'm gonna give you a little boost. What's your name?" Ein patted her head and planted a seed in her.
He would turn her into the next Lucifer. Giving her the ability, Demonic brilliance of evil light. The original Lucifer's ability to negate all holy and light damage. Also able to resist the effects of divinity and no sacred gear will be able to affect her as it was made by Yahweh. Even the true Longinus. While also giving immense demonic power. Suffice to say, that all devil powers will not work on her too.
"I'm Roygun Belphegor. What's your name, sir?" She asked him for his name as she felt that her demonic power increased. Making her really happy. (pic)
"That's not important, you'll know later. Because I'll go and visit you, if you weren't training. I'll take my help back, got it? Now do these exercises as well while you wear this, a strong body is needed too." Ein patted her head one last time and gave her a gravity exo-suit.
He then left after saying goodbye, investing in another person that he thinks will be pretty interesting later on.
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"So that's about it. Any questions?" Ein looked at the servants and they were pretty quiet, not really having any qualms about their new task.
"Alfia, go get Meteria and I'll be getting your two other companions that will be coming here from Orario." Ein ordered and he went to another room. The servants started getting their things too, packing stuff for their adventure.
Ein entered a room where two people were chatting amicably. Ardi Varma and Aria, Aiz's mother who was a spirit.
"Hello, you two. You ready? We're going on a trip on our favorite rocket ship." Ein informed them that they will go now. And the two nodded, already briefed on what they'll be doing.
"Ummm, Ein-sama. Will I really see Shakti-nee later again?" Ardi fidgeted as she was quite anxious. Shakti was under the impression that she died after all and her corpse was unable to be retrieved due to the explosions. But Tora and the others saved her because she was pretty likeable.
"Umu, you will. Don't worry, it will have more shock value too. And you Aria, how about you let your daughter have a dream at least that you'll come back?" Ein snapped his fingers and Aria felt that she could speak to Aiz.
She started to shed some tears and nodded at him thankfully. "Aiz, my baby girl... Still remember me? It's been quite some time... But don't worry, mom is okay. Everything will be fine, I will return to you soon." Aria gave a message to Aiz and she nodded at Ein with satisfaction.
"Let's go then, the place where we'll be going is more dangerous than Orario. Gods roam the lands and they don't have restricted powers there. And phantasmal beasts as well as other magical species loiter around too." Ein patted them on the back to prepare and they nodded in affirmation.
The group started to go and the kids who were still asleep were coming with as well of course. Demeter and Loki will be taking care of the sky corridor for them.
"Yosh, letsa go!" Ein transferred everyone to where the action was. Japan. And a few centuries have passed too. So they were basically a few days away in canon.
But they appeared at Takamagahara, the pantheon of the Shinto gods. And Ein saw a black haired woman who was reading manga and eating some chips.
"Hey girl, want to buy some drugs?" Ein greeted, as he didn't really know what to say. They were trespassing after all.
"Kyah! Who the hell are you people!?" The woman started conjuring burning black flames and was about to throw it at them.
"Wow, somebody is a little trigger happy. Calm down, we come in peace." Ein rolled his eyes and shot her flames with a water gun. Quenching the holy flames instantly.
"W-what!? My holy flames!? How dare you trespass on my realm!? Amaterasu?" She fumed at him and Ein just squirted some water again on her face. (pic)
"Shush, your realm? You mean, our realm." Ein laughed and gave the communist special.
"Wh-what!?" Amaterasu felt that she was losing control of Takamagahara. And that is insanity, gods. Especially chief gods like Amaterasu have complete control of their realms. And Ein just took it away from her completely.
"Now, are you gonna listen? Or am I gonna have to fire my supreme water gun at you again?" Ein raised a brow at her and she scowled. So he squirted the gun at her face again.
"I am-" She got squirted again.
"You cretin! Don't look down on m-" She got squirted again as she tried using her flames.
And it repeated for a couple of minutes until Amaterasu dropped on the ground, completely soaked. Tired now.
"Master is such a bad man, bullying a goddess like this~" Quetzalcoatl chuckled and she licked her lips. Wondering how strong he really was.
"As expected of my master. The chief god of the Shinto pantheon was defeated by using a water gun." Morgan nodded sagely and she looked at the water gun closely. Thinking if it was a divine construct that sealed divinities or something.
"Ummm, Ein-sama. That's rude, you can't just go in at someone's home and start squirting them with a water gun." Artoria chided him and Jeanne nodded.
"Awww, you guys are such spoilsports. Well, that is true. We just came in here and hijacked Takamagahara. Anyways, Amaterasu. I am Einheri, call me Ein. And how about we have a little deal? A deal you can't refuse?" Ein gave a wide grin as his pupils constricted, making Amaterasu nervous as hell.
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At the underworld, the current champion of the rating games. Roygun Belphegor was silently brooding at the window of her mansion.
She received a special moniker, everyone called her the ultimate devil. Not to be mistaken with an ultimate class. Because she beat everyone in the rating games without her own peerage. A lone wolf that destroyed any opposition.
She religiously followed Ein's training program and it was enough to last her a couple of centuries. Stepping into the realm of super devils. With the likes of Ajuka Beelzebub, Sirzechs Gremory, and Serafall Leviathan.
But what they didn't know is her ability, the demonic brilliance of evil light. Wasn't used even once.
"Hah, mister... Where are you? Centuries have passed and you still haven't visited me. You told me that you would evaluate me further." She sighed and drank her wine. All this time, Roygun trained like mad. Her innate sin of lust overpowered the Belphegor's sin of sloth. But it manifested as lust for overwhelming power and strength.
If the current Satans such as the Leviathan, Lucifer, and Beelzebub were stronger than the original Satans. Then Roygun was a devil that was a cut above the rest. Able to fight Yahweh one on one due to her unique ability to negate all holy powers and resist divinity.
The true Lucifer Morningstar of their era. "Hmmm? A message? From Serafall?" She looked at the message as she was quite close with the bubbly Leviathan.
Roygun tried finding Ein all over the world and underworld. So she could prove to him that she has grown splendidly. And his help wasn't wasted, Serafall tried helping her.
They became good friends because Serafall immediately recognized the description of Ein from Roygun. And Serafall is the only devil as well that knew, her friend was the rightful Lucifer of devilkind.
"We've got a sighting of him. Ein-san, I mean. He was in Japan, with an entourage of people. It seems he has finally returned." Serafall's voice message rung in her ears and Roygun froze for a moment.
"I see... Then it's only a matter of time. Ein-san, I wonder if I pass in your eyes? Fufufu~ I guess I need to find a nice dress. The old fools at the council have been pressuring me to marry after all. Isn't that right, Shuri?" Roygun called out to a human she saved. (pic)
Because Roygun roams around the entire world frequently to try and find clues about Ein. She stumbled upon a certain Miko and her child. Taking Pity, she saved them. As she got reminded of her weakness back then.
And what of the clans of Japan you say? They lost one of their divine beasts. The vermillion bird Suzaku. She could take on heaven by herself at this point. Her insanely strong body that the original Lucifer lacked was rectified. She could also use touki and is a master combatant. Roygun can destroy heaven by her lonesome if she wishes. What more is a small time principal clan in Japan?
"Fufufu~ that is correct, Roygun-sama. I wonder who is this lovely man that such a powerful entity like you longs for." Shuri Himejima, the Miko that she saved. Grew on her, though her daughter got recruited by the heir of the Gremory clan. But she still stays in the Belphegor territory that wouldn't lose to pillar clans in wealth due to her partnership with Serafall.
Roygun blushed and pouted at Shuri. "Oh, shush you. How about you, you're still young Shuri. Don't get complacent now, maybe you'll get charmed by him~" Roygun chuckled and Shuri raised a brow.
"I am content in taking care of you and seeing Akeno grow, Roygun-sama. Though I wish she could forgive Baraqiel at least. It was a plot of the fallen angels that had something against him. Though I do have quite the resentment. I could only imagine what Akeno's life would be if you didn't meddle. Or if she would even be alive." Shuri sighed heavily.
Baraqiel didn't really try to contact Roygun. Of course it would be known that the queen of the rating games saved them. But Serafall quickly threatened them with war. The devils were easily the strongest faction of the biblical trio. With four super class devils. And Roygun is the natural counter against gods and holy beings.
"Come on, let's go visit your daughter at the Gremory territory. Serafall is right there and she is talking to Venelana-san about her discovery." Roygun stood up and they teleported to the Gremory estate.
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At the Gremory household, Serafall crashed through the front door without a care in the world. She's a maou, and she has more clout than even Sirzechs. The current reigning Lucifer, she is viewed as a true Leviathan. So she has no problems with the old coots and the new devils. Though she was receiving tons of marriage proposals to so called continue the Leviathan lineage.
"Venelana-san! I have come bearing great news!" Serafall sauntered in the household and a red haired child greeted her.
"Leviathan-sama, good afternoon. Grandmother and grandfather will shortly be with you. They surely have heard you." The boy smiled at her and gave a little cheeky jab.
"Oh you, Millicas! Call me magical Levi-tan, you know that's what I go by!" Serafall ruffled his hair and puffed her cheeks.
"Ara~ Serafall. What is it that you want to tell me?" Venelana appeared and she patted Millicas on the head.
"Hah, what is it Serafall? You're quite excited about it too?" A red haired man smiled wryly at her as he looked at the big doors in front that got unhinged from her excitement.
"Kukuku~ Ein-san has returned! And he was sighted in Japan! The land of the magical girls! He surely has got good taste." Serafall nodded sagely and Zeoticus looked at Venelana.
"Ven, is that your crush? Huh, it's been centuries. I can still remember that you and Serafall would gush at him. And Grayfia is always talking about an eternal debt." Zeoticus chuckled and Venelana pouted at him.
"Mou, shut up Zeoticus. He just saved us is all, I just want to thank him." Venelana pinched him and Millicas raised a brow.
"Ummm. Grandma, grandpa. Who is this you are talking about?" He was quite curious and he was quite intelligent too. Noticing that something is amiss.
"Ahhh, he saved your grandmother and Grayfia during the civil war. Just a regular guy that's meddlesome in his own words." Serafall chuckled.
"Hah, Millicas. Please go to your room, we will be having a discussion." Zeoticus shooed away Millicas as he already heard a lot.
"If you're thinking that he would be the enemy of devil kind. I don't think so, besides. If he is, we will not have a chance. He was the one who gave me the sea serpent of the end. I'd wager that he could also take away things like the power of destruction." Serafall concluded and the other two nodded.
"Well, if you guys trust him enough like that. Then it is of no concern of mine. Serafall is the secretary of state. She handles the foreign affairs so I trust your judgement." Zeoticus nodded at her.
"Umu, it's also because we saw him and his entourage with Amaterasu. She might be a lazy goddess that reads manga all day. But she is a competent ruler. I guess he likes Japanese culture or something? They're currently in Kyoto." Serafall informed them of what she knew with her little birds.
"So, are you getting married now Serafall? The devil council will definitely have some oppositions to this." Venelana chuckled and Serafall blushed a bit.
"Hmph, as if they can do anything to Levi-tan! His companions are quite unique too. Based on my spies that can gauge people quite well. They're super powerful. And others have divinities as well. But speaking of the earlier topic, what about you two? Are you going to get divorced? That will be quite the scandal. The parents of the maou Lucifer splitting after centuries." Serafall raised and Zeoticus sighed.
"I don't know really, we only had a second child because Sirzechs can't inherit the house anymore. And things have calmed down quite a bit thanks to you. But you're right, that would be a huge scandal." Zeoticus sighed once again and Venelana too.
"Maybe just continue? It's not like it would be a problem if we didn't split. And my biggest concern is actually Rias and Sirzechs..." Venelana frowned and Serafall nodded.
"Yeahhh. Saying they'll be surprised is an understatement." Serafall didn't know what to say and just let them decide on what to do.
"It's quite complicated, but maybe let's just tell them later. Though I would like to meet him as well, I can't just give away my friend to a stranger." Zeoticus huffed and Venelana chuckled.
"Oh shush. How about you go and meet him, Serafall. It's been quite some time. I bet Roygun here wants to as well." Venelana looked at the newcomer and Serafall lunged at her.
"Oof, Serafall. You're still too energetic. What if I wasn't strong enough and couldn't catch you?" Roygun chuckled and Serafall motorboated her.
"Want to come with? Roygun-chan? Though they're quite busy I imagine. They're probably conquering the pantheon of Japan." Serafall rubbed her chin and thought of what he would be doing there with Amaterasu.
"I've waited for centuries Serafall. Let's just look at what he'll do for now. Have you informed Grayfia too?" Roygun peeled Serafall off of her and they shook their heads.
"Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't? Just let him suddenly appear from nowhere? Kukuku~" Serafall gave a wide grin and Roygun sighed at her antics.
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Back at Kyoto, they were inside a Japanese manor. Amaterasu and a nine tailed fox was with them. And a smaller child was currently being brushed by Ein.
"Hoh, you're so floofy. I'm gonna floof you up, little one." Ein chuckled and caressed the tails of the kid that was on his lap.
"Hehehe~ Please do so, my loyal servant." The child giggled and she ate the chocolate bar he gave her with relish. Getting quite comfortable with him already of course.
"Amaterasu-sama... Did I get this right? He... Ein-sama is now the supreme leader of the Shinto Pantheon and it's now called Knick Knack Paddy Whack I've Got A Gun? And my new title is the Pokemom?" The voluptuous 9 tailed fox was utterly confused. (pic)
"Yes, yes you are the Pokemom now Yasaka." Amaterasu replied with a straight face as she started eating some chips that Ein bribed her with. Ahem, gifted her.
"And so you know, Amaterasu has a pretty mean gun on her right now. If enemies come, she'll cast the strongest spell ever, the Glock." Ein nodded sagely as he patted the Pokemom's daughter on the head.
"I don't know what that means mom, but you have a cute moniker now! Isn't that right, dad?" The little girl uttered mistakenly and her ears drooped as she looked down on the ground. Knowing that he couldn't be her dad.
"Kunou... Ein-sama isn't your father. Sorry about that Ein-sama." Yasaka gave a wry smile as Ein was quiet.
"Ugh, she hit me with that critical hit... You know, my daughters can have a little sister. They've been wanting one for some time now. Ain't that right kids?" Ein looked at his children and they gave meaningful nods.
"Umu, she's cute. We can keep her right?" Anahaat, the number one connoisseur of cute things approved immediately.
The others gave a thumbs up as well. "R-really? You'll be my dad?" Kunou gave the puppy dog eyes and Ein put a hand on his chest.
"Ugh, so you've got another attack in your sleeve eh? Fine, from now on. You'll be their little sister. Here, have another treat." Ein gave her a thicc cookie and Kunou was in cloud 9.
"Uhhh. This is really weird. Please let me process this for a moment." Yasaka sighed and massaged her temples. Not expecting this type of crap so early in the morning.
"This is your armament as the Pokemom. The messenger of the Knick Knack Paddy Whack I've Got a Gun." Ein slid a Glock at the tatami mats and gave it to Yasaka.
"Don't look down on that thing, girl. That weapon can slay gods." Scàthach chuckled and knew it wasn't ordinary. It's best to call it a divine construct. Yasaka accepted it and looked at Amaterasu with a raised brow who just shrugged.
She then felt a migraine coming, thinking of how the other factions will be reacting to their new pantheon. Not to mention the other Shinto gods.
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Thank you for reading everyone, anyways. Ciao.