Ein and the gang already styled up their little space at the back. Expanding the space and they turned it into a high class lounge in a blink of an eye. They then started their afternoon tea time, making everyone deadpan at them.
"Ahhh, go on. It's just time for afternoon tea innit?" Ein talked in a posh accent and raised his cup of tea. Rita and Ragna with their amazing maid senses did not fail to brew it.
They had a body clock that would let them drop everything. The two maids will then teleport to him and prepare his afternoon tea without fail.
"Goshujin-sama, I hope our tea is to your liking?" Rita and Ragna said in unison. "Umu, good work as always, you can now return." He waved his hands and they bowed, disappearing like smoke.
'Uwaaah. I didn't even notice that guy's maids appearing. They brewed tea behind our backs!? Now I know why the teacher said they were a scary bunch. They stopped time even with my resistance to it.' Ainz's bones rattled.
"Haaa!? Sensei! Isn't it illegal to change the classroom!? He's relaxing with his harem over there, that bastard! I'm so envious! He even has hot as hell maids to brew him tea!" Kazuma gritted his teeth and almost cried tears of blood.
"Haiiii. Settle down everyone. Ein-kun and his entourage can dooooo whatever they want. They have special privileges you see?" Roswaal said and everyone nodded except Kazuma and Subaru.
"Barusu, you shouldn't covet things you can't get. He is a man that is far from your caliber." Ram insulted him and Subaru groaned.
"I... I know! But aren't they a bit too relaxed!? Shit, he has beautiful ladies surrounding him too." Subaru cried and Rem patted his back.
"Subaru, don't worry. I will do my best to be like his maid onee-san's." Rem burned with determination. Rita and Ragna firing her up unconsciously.
"Okaaaaay. Please do get along with each otheeeer alright?" Roswaal dismissed the class after giving them their textbooks and syllabus.
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The sun was now setting and Ainz was walking with his entourage to go to their place. 'Hah, this is crazy. I seem to be back in my old world. But there are people from other worlds here too. There was that group from a war world as well.'
Ainz sighed in his mind. 'Anyways, being transported again to another world huh?' He looked in front of him and saw a silhouette of a woman.
"Hmm? You're..." Ainz remembered the blue haired girl that was picking fights with them. "Huhun. Be grateful, undead. I will be purging you from this world!" Aqua took out her staff and twirled it.
"Ainz-sama! Let me kill that rude woman this instant!" Albedo shouted out in rage and his floor guardians also seethed from Aqua's blatant disrespect.
"Undead should just stay dead! Take this! Super sacred god sanctuar-" Before she finished her casting, Kazuma hit her on the head.
"Aqua! What the hell are you doing? Picking a fight again on the first day of school!?" Kazuma chided her and Aqua teared up.
"You hit me! You hit me! Kazuma! But what can I do? I can't let an undead be with us in that class!" Aqua whined and stood up.
"Chance! Take this you damned undead! Turn undead!" Aqua released a spell and Ainz thought that it was a weak ass low tier spell.
He then got hit and felt his soul almost separate from his skeletal body. 'Ehhhhh! Turn undead does this much damage!?'
Kazuma hit Aqua again. "Aqua! Stop picking fights with them! You idiot goddess! Seriously, sorry." Kazuma bowed at them and started dragging Aqua back to their designated place.
"You hit me again! You hit me! Damned undead and his lackeys! I will purge you from this world! Don't forget that!" Aqua shouted out and Ainz got baffled.
'Isn't the balance issues of this world fucked up!?' He shuddered, thinking what would happen if Aqua let out her earlier spell. Before Kazuma and Aqua could leave though. The class monitors arrived.
"Hoh? You just attacked a classmate didn't you?" Ein appeared from the ground and Hua was with him. "Agh! Sorry! I'll tell her off!" Kazuma got nervous as Ein stared at Aqua like she was some piece of meat.
"Hmph, you obviously can't put her in line Kazuma-kun. So how about I punish her a little? Hua, do it." He patted Hua's head and Hua gave an evil smile.
"Kukuku~ I'll have fun with you girl." Hua disappeared from her place and poked Aqua's forehead.
The light from Aqua's eyes disappeared and Ainz thought it was an illusion. But she started screaming after a few seconds.
"No! No!!! I'm a goddess! You can't do this!" Aqua was disciplined via being stripped of her godhood in Hua's illusion. Everybody then forgot her religion and the goddess Eris started laughing at her as she received real boobs because of the authority she got from Aqua.
"Ohohoho~ Aqua, how is it? Shoveling manure in the real world to gain my currency? Ohohohoho, you even lost your boobs!" Eris taunted her and Aqua was in total despair.
"Nooooo! Please! This can't happen!" Aqua struggled violently like a mad dog as Hua chained her down. She then started crying uncontrollably and Aqua screamed bloody murder.
"A-Aqua?" Kazuma shuddered as Hua looked at him with a wide grin. Ainz then thought that respondeat superior would fuck him in his non-existent ass if his subordinates didn't obey the school rules.
"A-Albedo. We must get along with everyone at school okay?" He said nervously and Demiurge nodded.
"Sasuga Ainz-sama. It's because of that right?" Demiurge said and Ainz did not have an inkling of what he was talking about.
"Yeah, that!" He nervously said and thought Demiurge would explain. "Yes, that is right. It's because of that." But his subordinate betrayed his expectations and everyone stared at him.
"Ahem... Because you and I are the only ones who understand, tell them Demiurge." He passed it on to him and prayed.
"Certainly, we are at a different world and this place will force us to adhere to the rules. Ainz-sama must have known that this world has a barrier of some sorts. And if we fail to adhere to the rules. Then we will be subject to discipline like that girl or worse, we cannot return to our old world." Demiurge explained and Ainz affirmed.
"As expected of you, Demiurge. You are truly the wisest in Nazarick." Ainz sighed in relief in his mind and Ein chuckled at their antics.
And when Aqua was forced to be in labor for a few more months in her mind. She already looked like she was dead, without light in her eyes as she started drooling.
"Ahhh, that was just a light punishment because it's the first offense okay? If she gets herself in trouble again. Then we will up the intensity, if she strikes out... Hmmm, maybe you should pray for her soul?" Hua said with a smile and Kazuma trembled in his boots.
"See you later, and Ainz-kun. You better not be complacent like Kazuma-kun here." Ein smirked and they disappeared.
"A-Aqua? Are you okay?" Kazuma poked Aqua and she mumbled. "No more, please. Please return my godhood to me." Aqua whispered with dead fish eyes and Kazuma immediately carried her.
'Damn. What did they show her? I must be careful... He'll definitely punish me too as I'm responsible for my floor guardians.' Ainz gulped and they returned to their abode.
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The next morning, Rem and Subaru were about to be late and they ran towards the school. "Ahhh! We're about to be late Rem! Why didn't you wake me up!?" Subaru whined and Rem laughed wryly.
"Sorry, Subaru. I just couldn't wake you up when you were sleeping so cutely." She giggled and was out of her mind. Seeing Subaru drool and snore as cute.
"Ahhh, whatever! Go, Rem! Leave me behind, you're going to be late too!" Subaru shouted out and Rem nodded. She then ran like the wind and Subaru cried out.
"That fast!?" Rem then slowed down again and went up to him. "Then let me do this." She started to carry him on her shoulder and then ran quickly.
"Ahhh. Rem-san, we're surely travelling faster than before. But my pride as a man is crushed you know?" Subaru gave a wry smile and he saw something.
"Kazuma, do you not have any pride as a man? Letting me carry you to school like this?" Darkness chided him as she carried him like a bag on her side.
"What are you talking about Darkness? Aren't you the one who said that we'll be late for school? I just gave the solution to our problems, now you're whining." Kazuma said without shame and Darkness felt complicated about it.
"Ahhh~ Being treated as a pack horse. And then when my worth is exhausted, I'll be sold and be played with!" Darkness started fidgeting. Subaru and Kazuma then saw each other.
"Ahhh. Rem, please put me down." Subaru said with a frown. "Darkness... Put me down as well." Kazuma had a serious expression on his face and the ladies put them down.
"Uwoooogh! We can't be late!" Subaru shouted out as they started running with all their might. Phyllis and Vill-v then appeared with hover boards and they snickered at the group.
"Kukuku~ such plebs. Running to school? Look at my work! It is a hover board! Observe." Vill-v started doing loops in the air and everybody stared in awe at the advanced technology.
"Hehehe~ You can buy this at only 100 gold each you know?" Subaru and Kazuma looked at their funds and they only had so much left.
"Oya? Is it a bit too expensive? Then how about you buy 2 for only 150 gold?" Phyllis said and her words charmed them immediately. Falling for the sale once again.
"Sold!" Kazuma and Subaru nodded at each other and bought it with half and half. They threw pouches of coins at them and Phyllis caught it without trouble. "Thanks for your patronage!" Phyllis then threw 2 boards at them and they excitedly opened the wrapping.
Vill-v and Phyllis then went to school. "Kukuku~ Adelheid already told me that their tech was really bad. And I apparently didn't maximize my profits, so I'll give them the Ein special." Phyllis cackled like a madman and Vill-v gave a thumbs up.
"Yosh! Let's fly!" Kazuma put his feet on the board, but nothing happened. "Wait? Why isn't it working? Does it have a button somewhere?" Subaru started looking all over the board with Rem.
"Ahh, Subaru-kun, it says here that power sources are sold separately." Rem gave a wry smile, Kazuma and Subaru then despaired.
"Ahhhhh! We got scammed!" Kazuma cried out and Subaru looked at the time. "Crap! We're going to be late! We have to run right now!" Subaru started running and Kazuma followed suit.
After a few more minutes, they arrived at the gates and a teacher with a military uniform waited for late students.
"Rem-kun, Darkness-kun! Safe!" The ladies entered the gates for a photo finish. Subaru then arrived and the bell rang. "Natsuki Subaru, late! Satou Kazuma! You're late as well! Stop climbing the walls!" Rerugen shouted out and they despaired.
"Nooooo!" They said in unison and they were punished. Standing at the halls while holding buckets filled with water.
"Hey, your name is Kazuma right?" Subaru asked and he replied with a monotone. "Hai, Kazuma desu."
"So... Are you from." Subaru was about to ask if he was in Japan, but Kazuma knew he was going to ask it. He cut him off and dropped his buckets.
"Wait! I know what you're gonna ask, so let's do it at the same time." Kazuma and Subaru then stared at each other. "You're transported to another world right!?" "You're reincarnated to another world right!?" Subaru and Kazuma mismatched.
"Wait, transported?" Kazuma raised a brow and Subaru replied. "Huh? Reincarnated? Anyways." Subaru shrugged.
"Ahhh. I knew it, your name and jersey gave it away!" Kazuma was overjoyed that he found a kindred spirit. "Ahhh, yeah. When I got transported, this is what I wore. Glory to track jerseys! They are the epitome of comfort, especially for people like us that never go out!" Subaru misunderstood and Kazuma deadpanned at him.
"I went out regularly you know. Like a lot. But yeah, I also got reincarnated with jerseys on. Ahhh, good times... Or not!" Kazuma shouted out as he remembered his first days.
"Oi! You guys over there! Lift those buckets up!" Rerugen shouted out and they agreed to meet up for lunch.
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"Hah, that was rough. I actually got transported to a stable wearing nothing but my jersey. You know in those Isekai stories. They receive a cheat right? But I only got a useless girl as my gift!" Kazuma whined and Subaru nodded, understanding his pain.
"Umu, I didn't get anything too. And it was pretty hard on me, but now I'm living in a mansion with Emilia-tan and the others." Subaru reminisced his hard times.
"And you're surrounded by girls dude, what's the problem with that?" Subaru was baffled by Kazuma's unhappiness.
"Hah!? What do you mean girls? You mean Megumin who is a mage that could only fire her magic once and pass out. Darkness who is a crusader that can't hit anything. And Aqua who is as useless as it gets!?" Kazuma teared up as he remembered his party.
"Hahaha, that is quite something. I'm pretty lucky that I have Rem and nee-chan. I also get to be together with the angel Emilia-tan!" Subaru imagined being with Emilia and Kazuma realized something.
"Wait... You're living in a mansion. Surrounded by beautiful girls. And not to mention, that blue haired cute maid obviously has the hots for you!" Kazuma pointed his finger on Subaru and felt betrayed.
"Hah? But I'm gunning for Emilia-tan you know? She's such a sweet angel~" Subaru said and Kazuma got pissed off.
"Shut up! You harem having bastard! You won't understand my pain of being with those freaks! Listen, we're enemies now! Shit! Why is the world so unfair!" Kazuma did an orz and Subaru smiled wryly.
Ein then entered the roof with his entourage. As Vill-v wanted to put a receiver at the roof. The universe they were in was not handled by the imaginary tree. And they don't want to rely on Ein for messages all the time.
"Ohhh? Isn't that Kazuma-chan and Subaru-chan." Ein gave a smirk at them and they looked at each other. Nodding simultaneously for a temporary truce. As they are now in the presence of a true harem having bastard.
"You guys are from earth right~ But in those stories, don't you guys receive a cheat or something? So what's your special powers?" Elysia was curious and they got enamored by her charm.
They then did an orz when they remembered that they don't have special powers. And when Subaru talks about it, he will die.
"W-we have nothing in particular." They said in unison and got depressed. "Ohhh? Too bad~ maybe the others have one." Elysia immediately lost interest and it was as if an arrow shot them through their souls.
"I'm finished Ein! Now how about we have a little fun on the stairs?" Vill-v gave a lewd smile and emphasized her huge melons. "Ohhh! We didn't get to do that while we were in school, Ein. Everything happened so quickly when the 3rd eruption came. Let's go!" Elysia leaned into him and squished her milkers at his chest.
"Hah, lunch break is almost over. So we'll just do it once okay? See you later then, Subaru-chan, Kazuma-chan." Ein winked at them and they cried tears of blood from envy.
"Fuck! They're asking for a fight right!? Riajuu! Explode!" Subaru could only curse at him and Kazuma cried out to the skies. "This world is unfair! Die! You harem bastard! Having fun at school! I'm so enviousss!"
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'Greetings my fatherland and all its neighboring countries. It seems I have been thrust into another peculiar place.' Tanya was writing onto a piece of paper. But Viktoriya broke her out of her thoughts.
"Major, major! They're passing this around." Viktoriya gave her a piece of paper and Tanya read it. "1st annual talent show? An event that will let everyone grow closer? What the hell is this!?"
She was baffled by the event and stared at Roswaal. "That's righhhht. You wonderful students will show the class your amaaaaazing talents. Everyone will then grow cloooooser, no?" Roswaal said and they all thought of what they could do.
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"Nee, Subaru. What kind of things are you supposed to do at a talent show?" Emilia asked Subaru as they ate lunch at the cafeteria.
"Hmm, let me see. Some party tricks and stuff?" Subaru didn't really know how to explain it and Emilia tilted her head.
"Well, you just let everybody see some tricks that you know and they probably don't. Something like that?" Subaru left it at that.
"Hoh? I want to see what your hidden talent is Subaru." Emilia gave a smile and Rem was curious as well.
"Well, your talent is failing at life, Barusu. Just show them that." Ram immediately berated him and Subaru gave a cramped smile.
"That's really hurtful you know?" Ram then sighed. "What do you want from me? That's all your talent anyway." Ram then continued eating her bread, like she didn't just destroy someone.
"Ahh, I want to see your talent Subaru." Rem smiled and Subaru almost cried from their kindness. "Ahhh, Emilia-tan, Rem! You guys are too kind!" He then looked at Ram and she was still peacefully eating her meal.
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It was the day of the talent show and Ein set up his studio of course. As the finest filming equipment were prepared at the back.
"We will be draaaaaawing lots for our participants. Now, the first one to perform isssssss. Rerugen-sensei." Roswaal took out a piece of paper and Rerugen was shocked out of his mind.
"Wait, Roswaal-sensei? Isn't this a talent show for the students?" Rerugen looked constipated and Roswaal wiggled his fingers.
"Ahhh, as a teacher. You should shooooow them how it's done Rerugen-sensei, we're all here to have a gooood relationship after all." Roswaal smiled and Rerugen was forced to do it.
He then saluted right in front of the class. "May I present to you! The national anthem of our glorious empire!" He started singing and Tanya's group were terrified.
He sang in German and everybody just looked at him. Rerugen continued and everybody thought that the stage was a death sentence if they do something that lame.
"Kazuma, can you see it?" Darkness got excited from Rerugen's shame play. "Hai, Kazuma desu. I can see it." He replied in monotone.
"He's humiliating himself!" Darkness said out loud. "He sure is." "Everyone, inhuman or human is looking at him with eyes filled with derision!" "Poor guy."
"In this moment, he is the most humiliated race on the planet!" Darkness started fidgeting and Rerugen heard all of it.
'P-please stop. When will this end!' He thought in his mind and kept on singing. "Ahhh~ I wish everyone will look at me with those eyes. Those looks that say how can you even bear to be alive." Darkness shivered and Ram even smirked at Rerugen.
'Ugh, k-kill me now.' After Rerugen sang, he did an orz at the corner. Depressed that he made a fool of himself to the whole class.
"Holy moly, I would kill myself if I had to sing the national anthem for a talent show." Kiana commented and Hua nodded.
"Right? It's super lame, like you don't even have a simple party trick?" Hua and Kiana's words put salt on Rerugen's wounds and he almost foamed at the mouth from shame.
"Okaaaaay. We'll be witnessing the amaaaaazing talents of your classmates. Then, how about we start with... Subaaaaru-kun." Roswaal drew Subaru and he stood up.
"Yosh." He went up at the platform in front and took out a red string. "Look at this string, it doesn't have cuts, nor hidden mechanisms. But if I do this, and this." He started manipulating the strings and suddenly pulled it.
"Look! Tokyo tower!" He was so proud of it, but nobody reacted. "Such a splendid Tokyo tower Subaru-chan." Ein clapped with a sarcastic tone and Hua snickered.
"Damn, Subaru. I knew you would do that already, but that's lame as hell." Even Adelheid snickered. "I see, Barusu's hidden talent is to make everybody uncomfortable while embarrassing himself." Ram commented and he just gave a cramped smile.
"Neeeeeext one is. Ohhh, it's Reeeem-kun." She was next and she had a watermelon handy just for her trick. Rerugen was the one to hold it and she took out her morning star.
Her horn then appeared and she swung it with a roar. Rerugen just gave a confused look and her morning star hit the fruit, making it explode into pieces.
"Ohhh, impressive. Hitting something with such a heavy object requires precise control." Cocytus commented and Ram was obviously proud.
"Ofcourse, Rem is very good at her job." Ram nodded in satisfaction. "But not as good as you, sister." Rem replied in kind.
'Ohh, the other twin is more impressive then?' Cocytus had a misunderstanding. "Yosh, then the neeext one is. Daaaaarkness." Roswaal got Darkness and she fidgeted.
"Ummm, I would need a volunteer for this." Darkness said with a blush and Lt. Grantz immediately raised his hand.
"Why is he volunteering?" Tanya gave him the stink eye and Viktoriya was baffled. "Who knows?" Grantz then got handed a whip by Darkness.
"My talent is my strong body. And in order to show it. I'll have this tough looking man to lash me with his whip." Darkness blushed and Grantz immediately knew he fucked up.
"Now! Tough looking man, punish me with your whip like you always do." Darkness panted and she stared longingly at the whip.
"Ehhh! I do not always whip you!" Grantz backed off, but it was already too late. As the women looked at him with cold eyes.
"That man is a scumbag." Ram said in monotone and Cocytus huffed. "A disgrace to the warrior ethic."
"He really is a scumbag." Rem also commented and Hua started jeering. "That's right! I bet he does more than just whip her! He probably turned her into a sex slave against her will!" Hua gave a smirk.
"B-but I didn't do anything!?" Grantz lost his cool and Ein stood up. Everyone shut up and wondered what he would do.
"Give me that kid, you lack confidence. You should be resilient and just ignore the haters." Ein took the whip and he gave a cold look at Darkness that made her shudder in excitement.
"Y-yes, whip me please." Darkness lost her earlier enthusiasm and really went submissive. "Then get on all fours." Ein said and Darkness didn't respond for a second. "Y-yes?" Darkness didn't know what to do and did not expect getting that far.
"Did I stutter, you pervert? Get on all fours and bark. Then maybe I'll consider it. Now, time's wasting." Ein commanded and Darkness had a mental block. As she went on all fours and barked with ecstasy on her face.
"You're not enthusiastic enough, you're missing something." Ein took out a dog collar with a leash. He then strapped it onto her neck and pulled. "Come on, dog. You're my loyal little pet, aren't you? How about you go and piss over the corner over there?" Ein smirked.
"H-hey, i-isn't that too high level?" Kazuma was horrified and Subaru couldn't deny that Darkness was clearly having the best time of her life.
"Come on, I'm waiting. You're a dog aren't you? Dogs don't hesitate to follow their instincts. Now piss on that corner over there." Ein pulled her leash and Darkness gave a yelp.
"M-Major... That man is quite the sadist isn't he?" Viktoriya got shivers and Tanya nodded. As he degraded Darkness to a level of a dog.
"Hah, hah. T-that's not appropriate." Darkness started to hesitate from the shame and embarrassment. But she got more excited by the second.
"What? Need some help? I guess I can give you a hand, Pochi." Ein gave her a common name for a dog. He then went up to Darkness and made her squat in the corner.
He then ripped the front of her pants and exposed her to the corner. "Go on, Pochi. Piss to your heart's content." He gave a smile and Darkness started leaking something else.
"M-master... Pochi can't do that on command." Darkness panted heavily and looked at the class behind her. Almost climaxing from their stares.
"Hmm, dogs that don't obey are bad. I'll have to punish you then." Ein imbued the whip with his powers and he struck her meaty ass with it.
Darkness then felt the blow to her soul. As she moaned in delight and she arched her back. The quiet class then started hearing a trickle.
Darkness finished and she started urinating at the corner. Thinking that it was the best day of her life. She then promptly passed out from pleasure and shame. Ein snapped his fingers and everything got cleaned up, even her clothes got mended and he returned back to his seat.
Rita poured him a glass of wine and he swirled it with a smile on his face. "Darkness-kun clearly has some talent no? Maybe I'll train her later, you don't mind, right? Kazuma-chan?" He looked at Kazuma and he immediately nodded or he'll be the next one.
"That's soooomething alright. Thank you for your woooooonderful display. Ein-kun, Darkness-kun." Roswaal ignored their shame play and started drawing the lots again.
"Vill-v Kun. It's youuuuur turn." Roswaal gave the stage to Vill-v. "Fufufu~ For my magic, I'll be doing a little hat trick!" Vill-v pointed outside.
"Now you can see it..." Then, the whole world was blinded by a white light. Everybody closed their eyes while Ein's entourage had shades on.
Vill-v just detonated a bomb and the school was protected by a barrier. But everyone still felt the earth shaking explosion. They then saw the sky turn red from the heat. Fire and brimstone raining from the heavens.
Molten pieces of rock that got chunked from the earth were launched to space. And it was now returning as meteors.
'Ehhhh!? Did she just start the apocalypse here?' Ainz started trembling and was sure that Nazarick would be vaporized with that explosion.
"Uwaaaah... That explosion. It is magnificent!" Megumin started fidgeting in her seat and was having a good time.
"Don't be amazed! She probably blew the entirety of Japan to high heaven!" Kazuma retorted and was in awe at the destruction. It was like hell on earth.
"Hah, Vill. You do know that I'm the one who'll have to fix that, right?" Ein sighed and he just gave a wry smile at her antics.
"Te he~ You can fix it quickly anyways~ I'll pay with my b.o.d.y." Vill-v emphasized her dynamite body. Making the men super envious once again.
"Agh. So everyone in that guy's group is his wife!? What an envious, I mean, philandering bastard!" One of Tanya's subordinates cried from the unfairness of the world.
Ein then reversed time. Everything was already back to normal in a jiffy. As Vill-v sat back down at their luxurious couch, drinking some tea like she didn't just commit genocide.
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Thanks for reading everyone, it's the rainy season here. And lots of kids have pneumonia, so I'm swamped. Anyways, ciao.