Ein treated Shenhe and Ganyu for lunch as the usual. And Ganyu was acting strange, she emphasized her horns to him whenever Ganyu had the chance.
"Ganyu, I thought Qilin's horns are very important to your race? Then why do you want me to touch them?" Ein raised a brow and Ganyu blushed.
She actually wanted to do a ritual of theirs, that is to rub horns together as a sign of wanting to mate. "Uhhh, my horn is getting a little itchy is all. No need to worry about it." She gave a cramped smile and even Shenhe noticed she was acting weird, she then remembered something Cloud Retainer told her.
"Ahhh, Ganyu's entering heat. She wants to rub her horns with yours Ein. That's the mating ritual of Qilins. And if you respond, then the pact is sealed. Basically, she's proposing to you." Shenhe then bit her short rib sandwich and looked at Ganyu and winked. Thinking that she did her sister a favor.
"Awawawa. That's..." Ganyu couldn't retort to Shenhe and Ein smirked. "Is that so? Hmmm, I don't think I can refuse if a cute girl wants to propose to me now can I?" He then patted and caressed her horns. Making Ganyu mewl as she leaned on to him.
Ein then took out his horns and rubbed the side of it on to hers. As the top parts are convoluted and spiky.
"Ahh, do you really accept?" Ganyu was embarrassed and didn't really expected she would come this far. "I already told you right? I think this is a pretty nice partnership no?" Ganyu then beamed and closed her eyes.
Shenhe then had a pang on her chest, like she was hit. And she didn't saw any enemies or attacks that hit her on the chest. But it intensified when she saw Ganyu being clingy on Ein.
"Ein, I feel something on my chest. It's a numb and irritating feeling. And it gets stronger when I see you hugging Ganyu." Shenhe voiced out her concerns and Ein smiled at her.
"You know Shenhe? I know how to get rid of it. Come here." He gestured for her to come closer and she did, then he put his arm on her waist. Seating her on his lap and hugged her as well.
Shenhe then felt something drastically different, she was comfortable and her chest felt like warm. "Ohh, it's already much better." She then started eating a quesadilla, dipping it on some consomme.
Ein laughed and he patted her head. "Shenhe is still lacking some knowledge Ganyu, you should teach her you know?" He then gave a small peck on Ganyu's forehead and on the cheek for Shenhe.
Ganyu blushed and Shenhe went wide eyed. "Do that again." She gripped his sleeves and looked at him in the eye. He did it again, with both her cheeks now.
"That's... Nice." She then leaned onto him as well, feeling full and comfortable. The perfect combo. Shenhe yawned and felt sleepy. "Sorry Ein, let me close my eyes for a bit." She then took a nap, making Ganyu and Ein chuckle.
"Hehe, she looks so comfortable. But I have a request too." Ganyu pouted at him and thought it wasn't fair that Shenhe got more than her.
"Jealous are you? So? Shoot." Ganyu then pointed at her lips and horns. "You're a greedy little girl aren't you? Well, that's fine. You're Shenhe's big sister after all and you worked hard for Liyue." He gave her a small peck on the lips and he caressed Ganyu's horns. Making her comfortable as well while they enjoy the warm breeze under a tree.
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Meanwhile, Lumine was staring at Aether like a stalker and thought of how she's going to say her grand plans to him. "Ugh, I really don't want to do this. I can't possibly rope him in to my endeavors." She massaged her temples and saw him fighting hilichurls and slimes with a crusty ass blade.
"Why the hell hasn't he even bought a new one yet? He must've received some cash from Mondstadt..." She thought her brother was still the same overprotective dork, but quite an idiot.
She sighed and decided to get this over with. As her dignity is on the line, and she won't ever forget the humiliation if Ein shows everyone a video of her getting spanked.
So she used a ruin guard, a golem from a lost civilization that was a war machine. Riding the shoulders, as she wanted to at least have a cool entrance.
"Aether... Long time no see, brother." She greeted him and Aether, along with Paimon thought they were lucky that they found her quickly.
"Lumine! Come here, are you okay? What did that woman do to you? Let's go home! Dr. Ein is here, and we'll finally have peace. As well as a permanent home too!" He tried convincing her, but she shook her head and went down from the golem.
"Aether, brother. I can't, I have something to do in this world. And I have to do it by myself." She remembered the destruction 500 years ago. Just because their nation didn't have a god, and they were becoming too powerful.
But what she didn't knew is. Humans didn't dominate the planet because they were just smart and made gadgets and inventions. They dominated, because they fought for resources and killed opposition for dominance.
And that's what would happen if Khaenri'ah continued to flourish. The nation didn't have enough fertile lands and they would eventually wage wars to support their nation, it was only a matter of time.
Pillaging and conquering until they come on top. It was just an excuse that the nation didn't have a god. Also, they would've brought an unprecedented disaster in the world. A honkai eruption that the admin of Teyvat, Celestia, knew and feared.
Making it grant visions to the people and find appropriate wielders that would ascend as gods. To fight the inevitable start of a world wide war for extermination when the honkai eventually invades their world.
"It was a prosperous nation, even without a god. But what did they do? They destroyed it without caution! They stop advancements and look at the nations brother. Centuries have passed, but all they have invented through the years that could be considered modern is a camera and some plastic."
The world of Teyvat had alchemists and magic through visions. But centuries passed and the scholars couldn't even make basic roads and highways were basically dirt paths.
"Then I'll help you overthrow the tyrants in this world! We need to be together. Isn't that what Dr. Ein told us? Believe in each other and we would always have each other's backs?" Aether argued and his purpose was to get her back. Even if he had to fight the world.
Lumine shook her head. "You do not understand, this is my fight. 500 years ago, when I came to this world. That nation was my home, a place I could return to. And I thought that when you would eventually come back, we would finally have somewhere we could stay. But they took it all away."
She remembered the people that turned into monsters, corrupted and losing their sensibilities as the gods and Celestia burned Khaenri'ah to the ground.
Lumine then started to leave. Thinking she was safe as she explained things to Aether. "You will know in due time brother. This world is ruled by tyranny. And it is my duty to see it through that this place becomes free." She then went through a rip in space to get back to her base.
"Lumine! Wait god damn it!" Aether ran to the portal before it closed, but he just phased through it and she disappeared along with it.
"Aether..." Paimon patted his back with concern and he punched the ground in frustration. "Damn it. Why can't she understand that we should be together? Dr. Ein told us that even before we departed..." He couldn't fathom why she wants to be alone in her endeavors.
"Paimon remembers Ein-san's words. He said she's going through a delicate phase no? Like uh... Having her period everyday and some extra edge?" Paimon said to Aether and he nodded.
"I still have Dr. Ein's Lumineator 9000. We can still find her Paimon. But I know you're getting tired, let's rest for now." He pointed at Mondstadt's location and Paimon nodded.
"Hmm, it seems she hasn't done exactly what I told her... Don't get smart with me girl. You don't know what I can do." Ein then connected every mind in Teyvat and he appeared as a vision.
He then started showing every creature, even slimes in the world Lumine's shameful display of being spanked while her ass was bare to the world.
"Heh, you don't break promises with me Lumine. And you'll pay for that dearly." Ein then went to Mondstadt in order to get Klee, Diona, and Mona. They are going for a vacation in Watatsumi Island.
"Spark knight! Come here baby girl." He patted her head and she clung to his leg like a leech. "Yay! Ein-nii's here, are we going to do something fun again!?" She shouted excitedly.
"Yeah, now let's go get some more friends." He smiled and they went to Diona's bar. "What's up Diona. Want to ditch work and come with us to Watatsumi in Inazuma?" He asked the cat girl and gave her some fatty tuna.
Her eyes shone and Klee pulled on his pants, wanting some treats as well. He gave her a bag of cream puffs and they ate it together happily. "Un! Let's go Ein-nii! I've been dealing with drunks all day! Now let's go!" She stood up as her tail swayed and her ears twitched.
He patted their heads and carried them. "Onwards! We'll go to Liyue to get more friends." They teleported to Liyue and the people in the bar groaned in disappointment when they knew they couldn't taste Diona's amazing drinks.
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"Oops, we forgot about Mona." He snapped his fingers and she appeared in front of them. But she was currently taking a shower and she appeared, naked.
"Kyaa! What the hell!? Where the hell am I?" Mona screamed. "Hi Mona, we're going on a trip to Inazuma. Now calm down and we'll be leaving soon." He snapped his fingers again and she got dry instantly and was now clothed with her witch cosplay clothes.
"Ein... Did I just teleport here?" She narrowed her eyes at him and he nodded. "Well yeah, duh. Now let's go, we have lots of people to bring. But not enough time." He pulled her with her and they went to Qiqi and invited her.
"Ein-nii, I want some coconuts milk." Qiqi raised her hands and her eyes sparkled at him. "Is that right? What should you say?" Qiqi then tilted her head and she remembered. "Pretty please." Qiqi did the puppy eyes and he gave her some coconut milk with boba pearls and delicious coconut sport.
She put it on her hands gently and took a sip. Qiqi then sighed in satisfaction. "Your coconuts milk is the best Ein-nii." He chuckled and gave one to the other kids as well as they looked on in jealousy.
"Let's go Qiqi, we're going to Inazuma and sightsee there." Qiqi nodded as they quickly went to Ganyu and Shenhe's location so they would go to Inazuma, meet up with Ei and travel to Watatsumi.
"Yoshhh! We're now complete, onwards to Okinawa!" Everybody cheered, Mona was still a bit confused. But she had the spirit.
They then went to the Grand Narukami shrine and met up with Ei, Makoto, and Yae. "Yo, you guys ready to go to Watatsumi?" Ein greeted them and the trio thought it was nice of him to bring some kids he knew.
"Yes, let us go. We will be meeting with Kokomi at her shrine." They then went to the last participant in the trip and took Ayaka with them. They then flew to Watatsumi and the kids cheered as they saw the beautiful sceneries.
Watatsumi was an island that was deep in the sea before it arose. So the place looked magical, it had huge pink clam shells jutting out of the rocks. And waterfalls littered the place as Kokomi's shrine was high up and bridges connected to it.
"Woahhh, this place looks pretty Ein-nii!" Diona cheered and the others nodded. "I wonder what would happen if I blow those clam shells up?" Klee's thoughts leaked and everybody started sweating.
"Come on Klee, blow up that big one over there!" Ein egged her on and Klee cheered, she then bombed the pink clam shells jutting out of the rocks and it exploded into tiny pieces. Her powers were boosted by her joy and imagination after all.
The people in Kokomi's shrine all went out and inspected the scene. Preparing for an attack, but the destruction went back and time. Like it didn't happen in the first place, making them doubt their eyes.
"Nyahallo, we have come in peace." Ein landed in front of them and made a pose. "Klee just got excited and had a misfire you see? This is her first time out of Mondstadt." He patted Klee's head and the people of Watatsumi knew he was bullshitting as they heard him instructing her to blow the clam shell up.
But of course they couldn't retort. "Ahhh, that seems to be the case. Welcome to Watatsumi island Ein-sama. We are thrilled to have you here." Kokomi bowed with her entourage and he nodded in satisfaction.
"Ein-nii, are there a lot of fishies here? Can I go bomb fishing with Qiqi and Diona?" Klee asked with excitement and the other two had stars glimmering in their eyes.
Ein chuckled and patted their heads. "It's okay, go find some fish and catch them." He gestures them to go and the kids ran to the nearest waters that seemed to have fish in it.
"Uhh." Kokomi was about to say that was illegal, but she rightfully shut up about it and didn't comment any further.
"Let us go inside, I will be your host today and once again. I welcome you to our humble nation." Kokomi smiled and gestured them to follow her.
When they entered a room, Ein asked Ayaka about her reforms for the Kamisato clan. Ayaka explained that they were now more laid back and had a better time doing their jobs without the pressure of the Fatui and instability because of Inazuma's vision hunt decree.
"Ahh, it was also quite a head ache when I returned and nii-sama bombarded me with questions." She recounted the story and remembered it fondly.
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After having some fun with Ein and the rulers of Inazuma. Ayaka returned home fashionably late and was greeted by her brother who looked horrible.
His normally neatly styled hair was all over the place, his eyes were puffy from crying and there were huge bags under it. His clothes were wrinkled. Most of all, his eyes were hollow and he was mumbling.
"Nii-sama? You look terrible? What happened to you?" Ayaka asked while she had a bag of treats on hand and she looked absolutely refreshed as she had a nice break from work with Ein and the others.
"A-ayaka!? Ayaka! Are you okay? What happened to you? Did they do anything to you? Did they... Did he took you to his bed!?" He shaked her back and forth and she raised a brown from his hysterical fit.
"I'm fine Nii-sama. Ein-sama was very accommodating, it was an absolute pleasure working with him." She smiled and thought of the promotional video they made.
Ayato then cringed and kneeled down on the ground. "Nooo! They even brainwashed you to enjoy it! And it is all my fault! Now, they would take you there every single night and use you as he sees fit!" He writhed on the ground and Ayaka was got scared for him.
"Forgive me Ayaka, for my crimes against you. I must commit seppuku." He took out a knife and he did a seiza. Preparing to stab himself. "Nii-sama! What in the world are you talking about? We just played around and had a swim on a pool." She whacked him with her fan and Ayato was starting to get it.
"So... You didn't got taken right? You're fine right?" He started to get hope again and she nodded. "Nii-sama, you're embarrassing me. Even if no one was looking, your display is inappropriate." She scolded him and Ayato started crying again.
"I thought you were used as payment!" He hugged her tightly and went weak with the relief. Ayaka then thought he was really overprotective.
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"Your brother is quite paranoid no?" Ein chuckled while Yae and the others deadpanned at him. "You caused the misunderstanding in the first place Ein. Who in the world would be relaxed when your family gets taken as payment." Yae got them there and they laughed.
"Everybody, lunch would be served in an hour. Please do stay here for now, we have eyes on the children and we will bring them back here on time." A servant said to them and they thought they had time to kill. But they wanted their tour guide, to tour then later. 1 hour isn't enough, so they just waited in the room.
"Hey, how about we play poker to spend the time?" Ein took out a deck of cards and Ayaka offered herself to be the dealer.
"But not just any kind of poker. It would be the best one, strip poker." It was their chance to get back at him as the game had elements of luck. And they wanted to gamble to beat him in his own game and tease him for a change.
"Kukuku~ As an astrologer, I could predict this match to my advantage!" Mona cheered and they started to receive their cards from Ayaka. Who thought she was safe as she was the dealer, thanking her quick wits that she offered to be the dealer.
"Ha! 4 of a kind." Mona revealed her cards and she had 4 aces. Making the others frown, not really good at poker faces except Shenhe and Yae.
"Kukuku, who's the loser?" Mona reveled at her victory and it was Ei who lost. Cursing her bad luck as she took off a stocking, but she thought it was okay as she had a lot of clothes unlike Ein.
"Heh, royal flush." Ein revealed his cards and they grumbled at his good luck. And after a few rounds, they managed to get his top off as he didn't change his luck. But every other one as at their wit's end. Already in their underwear and Shenhe isn't even wearing a top anymore. But of course it's Shenhe, so she didn't mind one bit.
"Are you sure you guys really want to make me lose? I don't wear any undergarments you know?" He informed them as he almost always goes commando. Not really wearing underwear much.
Everybody blushed, even Shenhe got a little red at his revelation and nodded. "We've gone too far now. We must defeat you!" Ganyu said with iron will. As the others nodded and it wasn't about the embarrassment anymore. This was a one in a lifetime chance to beat him and they won't give.
"Alright. Ayaka, do the flop" Ein gestured her to reveal the cards and everybody had good cards. Except Ein, making the gang cheer. But then they went quiet as he only has his pants on now.
"Hah, okay. You guys beat me, you happy?" He was then about to take off his pants. Everybody gulped when they saw his full v-line. But Mona protested. "Wait! Wait!" She pulled up his pants back up.
"I don't think that's a good idea." Mona said to the others and Ayaka nodded. But Yae narrowed her eyes at Mona and decided to egg her on. "Ohh? We have a chicken here then. Bok bok bok!" Mona glared at her, but Shenhe wanted to see.
So with her inhuman strength, she pulled down his pants and his meat slapped Mona square on the face as she was in front of him.
The room went silent and Mona was greeted by a one eyed dragon in front of her. "Ohhh, you okay Mona? It hit you pretty hard." He asked and she went an atomic red.
The door then opened and Kokomi saw Shenhe half naked, pulling his pants down. And Mona, in front of his member. Gawking at it while everyone but Ayaka was in their underwear.
"Uhhh, it seems I have disturbed everyone... Please excuse me." She paused as she took a look at his junk, blushing heavily and then ran away.
"Hey, you do know it's rude to stare right?" Ein chided Mona and she started to have a nose bleed. Meanwhile Shenhe, she grabbed it and squeezed it a bit on her hands while looking at it curiously.
"Ohhh, so that's how it looks like? I haven't seen one before." Shenhe said calmly. "D-don't rub it! Ein! Pull your pants back up!" Ganyu shouted and looked away with Ei and Makoto.
While Yae stared at it intently and hid her nosebleed with a fan. "Awawawawa. I can't get married anymore." Ayaka's eyes were spinning and he pulled his pants back up. Disappointing Shenhe.
"I warned you already, it's not like I didn't." He shrugged and started cleaning up the cards. "Let's go, Kokomi must have been calling us for lunch." He gestured to them and they started dressing up while in a daze.
"Hey Ganyu, that thing goes up here right? Isn't it too big?" Shenhe asked while pointing at her crotch and the Qilin cursed Cloud Retainer in her mind for not giving Shenhe the talk.
They then awkwardly tried to explain it to Shenhe as much as possible.
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