Ein was counting his cash and bragged to Phyllis that he controlled 4 nations in just a few weeks, swimming on mora and sending a picture of himself lying on a pile of it.
He then felt something enter the bubble universe. It was natural though, unlike a forceful entry. "Hmm, it seems he has arrived. And he's near Mondstadt?" He located Aether and he was at the outskirts of the town.
"Hmm, he has a small flying creature with him? She looks interesting, but she's not an ELF. A god?" He examined the flying little girl more closely and she was like the archons. Although weakened greatly.
"Maybe I should give him a little scare? Let's wait for a bit. He's having a long ass tutorial right now." Ein noticed Aether was weak as hell and had a seal on his powers, while the flying girl was giving out a tutorial.
Aether then saw a dragon with what looked to be Barbatos. So Ein just sat back and watched, waiting for him to get back to Mondstadt like watching a movie.
"Ohh, is he gonna fight it?" Ein watched on, but it just flew away. "Aww, I want to see how he will fight it with that crusty sword of his." Ein was disappointed and would love to see the shounen protag fight the insurmountable boss at the 1st episode and gain motivation to get stronger or something.
They then quickly arrived at Mondstadt with a bubbly girl like Kallen. Not really that smart, but tries her best nonetheless. "Okay, maybe I should meet up with him in Mondstadt now. Wait, this should be good." He saw the dragon coming back to the city.
The dragon created tornadoes and strong gusts of wind inside of it. Causing mass panic and a lot of people stayed inside Walmart. As it was a robust building, it proved to be a great idea as even the glass doors didn't even have a scratch from the raging winds and flying debris.
"Ohh? Barbatos is helping him huh? I still haven't met that green power ranger again now that I think about it. Maybe I'll go say hi to him." He smiled and stood up, as Aether used a glider that was clearly undersized and glided due to isekai magic.
Ein then teleported to Mondstadt and went inside the HQ of the knights. He saw Klee and immediately called for her. "Hey little spark knight, how you doing?"
He gave her a cookie and she immediately clinged to his leg. "Ein-nii! I'm fine, but Stormterror attacked the city! Winds went woosh and everything got swept up by the tornadoes!" She explained what happened, making him chuckle.
"Well, glad you're alright. Come on, we have some work to do. Let's meet up with Jean, someone I know is coming. And do this when we get inside." He picked her up and she nuzzled to his chest, missing him as he was the bestest person ever.
He then walked up to Jean's office and kicked the door open. "FBI open up! Hands in the air and nobody move! I got a bomb in my hands and I'm not afraid to use it!" He raised Klee in the air and she did finger guns. "Pew pew pew!"
Jean and Lisa was inside and they immediately raised their hands. Sweating heavily as Klee might really blow them up. "Ein... We can talk about this, put Klee down." Jean nervously tried to negotiate with him.
"Then let me sit down in your chair right now, no questions. Or this place will go kaboom!" He threatened them with Klee. "Yeah! Or this place goes boom!" She cheered and thought playing with Ein was the most fun as always.
Jean quickly nodded and stood up, he already blew the HQ up once. She wasn't willing to test the waters. "Uhh, Ein... Why do you want to sit there anyways?" Lisa asked and Ein narrowed his eyes at her.
"I said no questions woman! Bomb, do the thing." Klee saluted and was going to blow the place to high heaven. "WAIT WAIT, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! We can talk this out." Lisa immediately apologized as the room contained tons of her books.
"Hmm, maybe if you do something for me." His bangs then covered his eyes and he smirked. Lisa sighed and thought of something that he might like. "Uhh, you can do anything with my puppies? Only for a few seconds though!" She offered.
"Hohhh? Thanks, but no thanks. I'll motorboat them when I've earned it. I'm just messing with you guys." He laughed and Klee laughed as well.
The two sighed in relief and sat down. Worried that Klee would blow up the room. "Sike! Bomb, give em hell!" Klee started blasting and the two screamed.
Ein then laughed maniacally while Klee had the time of her life. And when the dust settled, he turned back time. Making the other two have a migraine. Ein then gave Klee more treats and sat her on his lap. He turned away from the door and waited for Aether to come.
Kaeya went in and talked with Jean, explaining that they were safe for now from Stormterror. "Call him in, we have to give him a reward for protecting Mondstadt." Jean told Kaeya to enter with Aether.
Aether entered the room with a young teen and looked at everyone, hopeful that the acting grand master would help him find Lumine. (pic here)
"Welcome to Mondstadt windborne travelers, I am Jean. The acting grand master of the knights of Favonius. And accept my thanks for saving Mondstadt from Stormterror, this is our resident librarian Lisa." Jean introduced herself and Lisa.
"Ara~ thank you for helping us with this predicament. You both look adorable! Although it's bad timing. Stormterror has been giving us problems since it reemerged." Lisa said with a frown.
"It's nothing really, I am Aether. But I do have one thing that I want help with, my sister is missing. Have you guys seen a girl with blonde hair like me?" He handed Jean a picture of him and Lumine together.
Jean looked at it with Lisa and they shook their heads. "Sorry, we do not know anyone like this. And we haven't seen someone that looks like her as well." Jean said and Aether got depressed.
Someone then spoke that was hidden. "Oho? It seems you're in a pickle. How about I interest you with... The Lumineator 9000!" Ein faced them and was holding a stick, along with Klee popping some confetti that they will surely leave behind without cleaning. Making everyone deadpan at him, but they didn't know it would point at her direction if you put it on a flat surface.
"Dr... Ein?" Aether remembered him. He can't forget the one that saved their lives and taught them how to live alone. "Umu, the one and only." He smiled at him and Aether started to tear up. Seeing someone that he knew after thousands of years roaming bubble universes was like a thirsty guy seeing a spring.
"You know him Aether?" Jean raised a brow and surely thought Ein wasn't a doctor. "Yes, he was the one that taught us everything we need to know about the world. He also saved me and my sister before we died of starvation or cold." He then thought it was a shame Lumine couldn't see him.
"Dr. Ein! Can you please help me find my sister?" Aether shouted, Ein was the most capable person in his mind after all.
"Umu, I sure could. But your sister is going through a phase you see? Everyone does, but she has it a bit more severely than others." He nodded sagely and Aether got anxious. Waiting for Ein to say it with bated breath.
"She's experiencing the emo phase of her life. Where she gets all edgy and is like having a period everyday. It's a very delicate time of her life." Ein nodded in satisfaction on his explanation while everybody except Aether and Klee thought it was just a rebellious phase.
"Then... Do you know where she is Dr. Ein?" Aether asked and wanted to go pick her up immediately to go with Ein where home is.
"Oh yeah, the stick of truth will lead you to her Aether. Go forth and travel with your little companion to reunite with her." Ein gave him the stick and Aether held it carefully, while the others narrowed their eyes at him.
"What? Don't knock it until you try it haters. Now put it on a flat surface, it will point you to the direction she is in." Ein instructed him. Aether was about to do it but Ein had another gift for him.
"Wait a sec, your powers are sealed right? Here, let me do this real quick." Ein inserted his hand inside his chest, making everyone gasp in horror. Except Klee of course as she had trust in him.
"Woah, that feels freaky." Aether felt like something inside him unraveled. He then received his powers once again, Ein even added others. He turned him to the avatar, controlling all the elements in Teyvat to give him an edge.
"There, all done. Now go young avatar, your journey is long. And you..." He looked at Paimon and she shivered, she felt like her soul was in his grasp and he analyzed it instantly. "Wh-what is it good sir? How can Paimon help you?" She gulped and waited for him to talk.
"You're quite a nice kid aren't you? Helping Aether even if your powers are limited. Well, just be his travel companion for now. I will be with you guys after some time, I'm a busy man. Now go Aether, you have to find Sasuke." He said to the still young looking boy and he didn't understand, but he nodded and immediately went outside with Paimon.
"Now, you guys are in quite a pickle right? That dragon giving you problems?" Ein talked to them while patting Klee like a mafia boss' pet on his lap.
"Yes, it is a guardian of Mondstadt. But it has been attacking the city instead. Though this is the worst one yet." Jean said with a frown and everybody got depressed.
"Hah, alright. I'll do something about it, business is bad if there's a dragon attacking anyways." Ein snapped his fingers and the strong winds outside that lingered from the attack immediately vanished and the sun shone on the city like a miracle.
"Wh- How in the world did you do that?" Lisa asked, curious about what he did to alter the weather casually. "We're not close enough for me to tell you that Lisa~ Though you can try to get answers later." He teased her and carried Klee again, standing up. He was going to take care of the dragon.
It was connected with the green power ranger Barbatos, and he'll do it as a favor as he was quite the nice guy even when they met 2 thousand years ago.
"Okay Klee, we'll be having an adventure! We're going to take down Stormterror! You with me?" He hyped her up and Klee got excited from the word adventure. "Ohhh! Boom Boom Bakudan!"
"That's the spirit! You'll be my mobile turret and together, we are invincible! But wait, let me call the loli brigade and we will conquer the dragon plaguing this land!" He went outside and teleported Qiqi and Diona to his location when he checked they weren't busy.
"Huh? Ein-nii, are we going to play? Coconuts milk please." Qiqi was confused, but she saw him and instantly asked for some coconut milk. He then gave Diona some fatty tuna and her tail swayed immediately from delight.
"Uhhh, master Jean... Is that really a good idea. Them handling storm terror... With that line up?" Amber the outrider of the knights responsible for patrolling the outskirts asked nervously.
"Don't worry Amber. You should get nervous on what they would do, he is very, very... Strong, I don't know how much. But he could block Eula's sword with just a finger and don't even budge an inch." Amber was shocked from Jean's story. Eula, her buddy was one of the physically strongest people in the order after all.
"Ara~ he likes kids huh? He's going to be a good husband Jean. Maybe I should go for him? I'm not getting any younger after all." Lisa looked at the heartwarming scene where he spoils the lolis. But in reality, they were going to war.
Ein equipped Klee with an rpg, Diona had an LMG with bullets around her like Rambo, and Qiqi sported a 50 caliber BMG rifle. All rated for dragons as they excitedly thought they would play.
"Uhhh, Jean... Those things look dangerous, I think they could even kill me with those things." Kaeya said nervously, the weapons looked ominous. He felt like those are weapons of war that claimed millions of lives.
The adults then thought if it was really okay. But Ein then looked at them. "Well, you guys gonna come too? Okay then, we will go to Stormterror's lair then. Buckle up everyone, this would be a doozy." He teleported every single person to the dragon's lair and they saw it there.
Leaking black stuff on its back and mouth like it was corrupted. "Klee, press the attack!" He barked orders and the little terrorist aimed like a true taliban. Meaning, she missed. But Ein redirected the explosive on the dragon's back right at the crystals and cheered. "Yahooo! Take that Stormterror! We'll cure you now!" Klee shouted in joy.
Diona then started to give it hell and the rhythmic sounds of machine gun fire resounded while Ein flew them around. The dragon screeched and Qiqi sniped it on the other crystal while Diona put holes on its wings.
"Kuhahaha! Eat lead Stormterror! But thanks for driving away the drunks at my shop." Diona fired like a maniac and Klee reloaded her rpg.
The peanut gallery frowned and thought those weapons were hella dangerous. "Those things are sinister. We'll be shoot down like pigs if those things are aimed at us." Jean frowned and thought the little lolis were being corrupted by Ein.
"Eat this!" Klee fired another and she also enhanced it with her vision. The rocket struck true, but the dragon protected itself with a gust of wind as a barrier. "Tch, it's time for phase two everybody! Who says we can't do that too?" Ein shouted and gave Diona a 30mm vulcan, Klee a javelin, and Qiqi an anti tank rifle with armor piercing rounds.
The peanut gallery then heard the signature brrt and saw Stormterror with numerous holes on its wings as Ein ordered them to focus on the crystals and wings only.
And while it was in pain, screeching. Qiqi shooted it on the paw while it was distracted, giving Klee enough time to target the crystal with the automatic targeting system. The javelin then launched a massive rocket and it flew upwards, like a cruise missile. The explosive then unloaded itself on the last crystal.
Making a loud explosion that made the peanut gallery almost deaf, even when Jean protected them with a wind wall. "Ohhh! Mission complete loli brigade!" Ein patted their heads and gave them their favorite treats while the dragon went limp. But it looked better than before.
Ein then healed it up and took out the corruption in it. "There, good as new. But this isn't natural, and this must've been the work of the feds!"
"The feds?" The lolis asked and he nodded. "Yeah, it's always the feds' fault. Now, this has to be quite private. So thank you for watching our little show." He teleported the peanut gallery back to Mondstadt and replaced them with Barbatos. (pic here)
"Yo, Barbatos. Looks like you've been hanging out with the wrong crowd." Ein looked at him and the anemo archon was dead ass drunk. He sobered him up and he looked confused as hell.
"Wh-what's going on. Did I got too drunk again? Te he~" He then saw Dvalin and it was now good as new. "Dvalin? My old friend!" He quickly flew up and went to the dragon's snout.
"Wait a minute, Venti the bard is Barbatos Ein-nii?" Klee knew the infamous bard that performed in Mondstadt and would always get drunk as hell. But she did not expect that the trap would be the anemo archon that they worshipped.
"Reality is often disappointing little spark knight." He patted her head and they watched the two. "Barbatos... Forgive me, I was corrupted and I thought the people has conspired against me." The dragon spoke, surprising the lolis.
"Thank you Ein-sama! But you should've took me with you. Dvalin is my friend after all and I should've helped." Barbatos pouted at him and acted all cute just like the trap he is.
"Thank you good sir. But you didn't have to use those kids to put holes on me..." Dvalin thought it was unnecessary and he was used as entertainment for the kids.
"Well, how would the kids have fun then? I promised them an adventure you know? Anyways, we'll have a feast loli brigade! Now what do these cute winners want?" He spoiled them rotten and the lolis immediately cheered. Stating their requests and they started to have a delectable feast for their troubles.
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After treating the kids, Ein was now observing Naruto, ahem. Aether locating Lumine with Paimon. "Hmm, this would take some time. He's slower than I thought." Ein sighed and decided to help a bit.
He went to Lumine's location and she was currently doing some paper work. "Well, well, well. What do we have here?" He whispered behind her and Lumine almost had a heart attack from the surprise.
"Kyaa! Who's there!?" She looked at him and remembered the piercing green eyes along with the long silver hair. "Dr... Ein?" She couldn't believe it and thought he must've died to old age by now.
"Well, how's my little light doing? Not up to no good now are you?" He crossed his arms and Lumine cringed. "I'm... I'm doing everything for the greater good! This world is dominated by corruption and tyranny Dr. Ein! I can't meet with Aether while this world suffers from Celestia."
He didn't know what that was and tapped into his omniscience. "Hmm, so that's what you've been up to. Do you know Aether has arrived in this world? He's been looking for you." He sat down on a couch and sighed.
"Is he here now? It has been 500 years..." Lumine reminisced their times together, but she quickly shook her head. "I can't meet with him now. I need to take down Celestia 1st Dr. Ein. And that's final, they control the people like puppets and eliminates anything that's detrimental for their power." She said with venom in her words.
"Well, you're being unfair no? Your brother is lost in a foreign world and he has nothing but you. Well, he did gain a travel companion. But the point still stands." He shrugged and Lumine bit her lip.
"I... I know, but what do you want me to do? This is my mission, not his. I don't want to entangle him with my affairs." She was stubborn and Ein sighed, it was like the Kaslanas' bullshit again.
"You know, you should take him with you and just do your plots and scheming alongside him. You're just prolonging things, and he will find you in a couple of days. I've given him a locator that locks in to your location. There's no escape, just partner up with him and explain what you're doing. It may be hard, but you gotta give people closure girl." He rolled his eyes.
Lumine thought about it, but she still believed that it was for the best thag she did it all herself. "You know what, come here." He put her on his lap and spanked her.
"I won't be stopping until you change your mind. And I'll be getting this all on video and show it to Aether." He then shimmied her lower garments and exposed her butt to the camera and spanked it again. "Oww! He won't accept it!" She protested, but Ein just spanked her other cheek.
"That's not what I want to hear girl. Try again." He spanked her again and her butt started to turn red. "Ow! It's my mission, I don't want to burden my brother." Ein spanked her again.
It lasted for an hour before she started to give. Her butt looked atomic red and she would be feeling it for a long time. "Now what would you do?" Ein narrowed his eyes at her and Lumine had tears on her eyes. "I'll talk to him about it and we'll take down Celestia together." She sniffled and Ein spanked her one last time on both her cheeks. Making her scream again.
"You're goddamned right. Now go outside and touch some grass, you're like Tilie. Staying in this dank ass place and scheming. I'm watching you, better do what you just said or this goes out to the world." He showed her the video of her getting spanked and she instantly nodded.
"Good, now stop being a pussy and tell him what's happening. You're thousands of years old for god's sake." He rolled his eyes and Lumine lowered her head in shame.
He then returned to Liyue. It was time for Shenhe and Ganyu's lunch after all.
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Thanks for reading everybody. Aether has arrived and Ein gave him a magic stick to find Lumine. Ciao. And Klee with an rpg would look nice no?