While Ei was writhing on the ground from embarrassment, her loyal subordinate Yae Miko was basking in the moment.
"Ein-dono, it seems you have quite a priceless treasure in your hands? May I request a copy?" She smiled sweetly with a glint in her eyes that doesn't hide her true intentions one bit.
"Hmm, what would you give in exchange? You already said it, this is priceless. Especially here in Inazuma, so what would it be? I'm open for negotiations~" She cursed herself from speaking too much while Ei shouted in protest.
"Ein-sama! Please don't give it to her! I'll do anything..." She realized her words was the very same when she and Makoto were made to do embarrassing things that came back to haunt her again. Even exposing Makoto's shameful display to others.
"Ahhh, anything? I'm in quite the dilemma~ Yae, it seems there's a challenger in bidding for this particular treasure. So what will be your offers?" He crossed his legs and tapped on the arm rest of his chair like a criminal overlord that was negotiating a big deal.
The 2 were stumped and could only stay silent and think. "Um, Ein. Is this really fine? She's an archon you know? This could cause a continental wide incident." Ganyu wasn't new to schemes and politics. And this could undermine Inazuma's figurehead, the Raiden Shogun. Making a juicy incident that flies would feast on.
"Whatever do you mean? I'm a businessman Ganyu, and we don't turn down a good opportunity." She could only sigh and prayed for Inazuma's publicity.
"It's only a dance Ganyu, why are you even worried about it? That could even be good publicity for Inazuma as they have a pretty bad reputation that even I know it." Shenhe added and was confused.
Ganyu smiled wryly and thought she had to teach her about politics that made her head hurt. Educating an adult living in the shticks is more difficult than it seems. Especially with her skewed logic and bluntness.
"I have an offer! I'll let you pet my fox ears, I'd have to say. Only my master has ever caressed them." Yae gave a deal but he wasn't really interested in it and looked at Ei, Yae frowned and cursed under her breath. 'I blew it, I gave an offer that was too low.' She bit her nails in anticipation, wanting nothing more to get the video.
"Ein-sama... I can uhh." She was having a mental block, and even with her mind being upgraded by Ein, she couldn't think. So she strengthened her resolve and thought he might be interested on something similar from back then. He seems to be more inclined to value sentimental things that can have value for him, not others.
"I can give you a special package! I'll be your adjutant for your whole stay here in Inazuma, I'll massage your body, give you free access anywhere, and... Wear that embarrassing outfit." She blushed and Yae thought it was unfair that she used her authority to basically give him free reign in Inazuma.
"Hmmm, I've already made a decision. If you have any more extra offers Yae, I'm still open in considering it." She had an idea and this was a special thing that Inazuma practices that's popular for males.
"I can wash your back Ein-dono, I'll even let you scrub mine in return." She thought it was perfect and Ei would definitely lose. "Interesting, that certainly has more value." He waited for Ei to give a proposal and she was sweating buckets in nervousness.
"I'll bathe with you as well Ein-sama! Without... Any clothes." She was heating up and her head almost smoked. "Oho? Such a good deal. I'll give you guys one more minute, the best offer wins."
Yae agonized and thought Ei even sold her dignity to get it. But if she wants something, she needs to have it. "I'll give you a special service and massage your back with... My chest." She started to blush and Ei was surprised as she doesn't get to see this side of her often.
"Shenhe, want some popcorn?" Ein gave her a bucket of popcorn, he was eating it while watching them try to one up each other. "Why are they even offering their body in the 1st place? Are you into that?"
He laughed and patted her head. "I don't give the suggestions Shenhe, though I can proudly say I'm an avid enjoyer of the female form." She looked and patted all over her body, nodding in satisfaction as she was filled up nicely in all the right places.
"I... I'll do it in the front as well!" Ei waited for the time to end and sighed in relief that she gave the last bid. "Objection! That's a foul, Ei waited until the last second to give her offer!"
Ein nodded and it made Ei dejected. "But you'll have to give what she's offering. No buts or Ei gets it." He dangled a cd of the video with a picture of Ei and Makoto in maid clothes in it doing a pose.
She thought about it and tricked herself. "It's just the front right? There isn't a big difference anyway!" She then imagined it and the same, they are not.
"Okay, we have a winner!" Ein gave the cd to Yae and she instantly propped up, grasping it on her hand carefully like the priceless treasure it is. She sold her dignity for it after all.
"Ahh, I can't marry anymore. But this would be passed on safely." She sighed in contentment, but remembered one thing. How will she view it, the realization hit her like a truck and almost choked on her saliva.
"Ohh? She noticed it huh? Nice doing business with you Yae. Ei, Ganyu, and Shenhe are the witness. She received the item and is to pay her debts later." He chuckled and Ganyu thought he was so evil. A genius businessman, but evil.
"Hehe. HAHAHA! That's what you get Miko, I might have lost the battle earlier. But I won the war!" Yae slid down on the floor and the light in her eyes faded. She was scammed for the 1st time in her life and she couldn't recover emotionally from it.
"Hehe~ So how about I offer you one more thing Ei?" He started fiddling with the remote and it showed the 2 Sakura's that looked just like the despairing Miko. But it was them all naked under the blanket and snuggling with him while in a daze.
"Who's your daddy?" He asked in the video and they both looked up to him. "Ein's our daddy, I love you daddy Ein." He then stimulated SAKURA's fox ears and a sensitive nerve in Sakura's ears making them moan. "You're goddamned right."
Yae Miko was frozen from the shock, her soul definitely left her body. "May Celestia have mercy on her soul. Amen." Ganyu prayed for her and Ei instantly got excited, this was the payback she was looking for from all of Yae's teasing.
"How about it? I'll offer you a special package. I'll give you a player if you add your earlier offer and paid your dues with Yae." He smiled sweetly and played them like a damn fiddle.
She was too elated and agreed. She smirked at Yae that was still in shock. "Okay girls, that's a wrap. Nice doing business with you." He patted Ei and stimulated the Miko's ears with his powers. "Ahhn~" Giving a little extra service for Ei.
"Okay girls, let us sleep." Shenhe instantly followed while Ganyu looked at the 2 that were bamboozled. "Good luck Yae, remember this lesson dearly."
They then went to sleep without issue while he roamed Inazuma with a special seal from Ei. Giving him the authority equal to the Shogun.
Ganyu and Shenhe slept early as they are early risers and he wanted to roam the nation with the spare time.
He was enjoying some yakitori and other different japanese fastfood, wearing a kimono and looking like a local. "Hmm, these are pretty good. I guess the japanese equivalent here still perfects their craft." He then roamed around and saw an estate with a flower as their clan logo.
"Hmm? A clan? What is this, Naruto? Well they do like their clans and bloodlines, maybe I should send my kids there to fuck shit up." He thought about it and will ask the kids if they wanted to be ninjas or adventurers somewhere like Danmachi. Whatever floats their boat.
While he was examining the front of the estate, guards got suspicious of the guy they haven't seen before that was eating at the clan grounds.
"Halt. Who are you and what's your purpose here? This is the Kamisato estate and you're in the clan grounds." Generic guard number 1 said.
"Ahh, I was just passing by you see? I didn't know there was some clan here anyway." He shrugged and it rubbed the guards the wrong way as they pride themselves in serving the Shogun and the nation itself.
"We'll need you to come with us. You are suspicious and you're not from here." They approached him and he frowned. "You don't wanna do that kid. Or your clan would be gone from this land in a blink of an eye if your so called clan is this rude. I can already imagine your higher ups."
He wasn't joking and was going to teleport their estate in some island in the middle of nowhere if they tried something. He was about to show them the seal from Ei, but a person appeared during the commotion. (pic here)
"What's the ruckus here?" A man with blue hair asked making the guards more confident. "This person is suspicious and wanted to ask him his purpose here, he threatened that the Kamisato clan would disappear if we touch even a hair on him. Ayato-sama."
The Ayato guy raised a brow and looked at Ein. He noticed that he was well dressed and at the sleeve of his kimono, there was a symbol of the shogun there that only she could use. Making his eyes wide like saucers.
"What's the problem anyway man, I'm just trying to sightsee here. And the shogun told me I can roam anywhere. Geez, are people here this rude?" He then took out the seal and the guards paled when they looked at it.
They groveled on the ground and begged for forgiveness immediately. "Forgive us sir! We don't know you're an agent of the shogun!" Ayato then bowed a full 90°. "May I know your name sir, please forgive them for this transgression, it was an honest mistake." He started sweating as this would definitely reach the shogun and the result might be the Kamisato clan's greatest stain in history.
"Hmm, it's fine. But you better teach your guards to be more respectful." He then teleported Ei to his location along with Yae. Surprising the young man even further in seeing the shogun along with the head Miko.
"Ei, they're bullying me. They said they were the Kamisato clan and wanted to detain me." He said his grievances with complete acting that made Miko and Ei deadpan at him.
"Sh-Shogun-sama! Guuji-sama! This is all a huge misunderstanding!" Ein then took out some milk tea to watch things unfold. They started it, and he'll make them finish it.
"Hmmm. Ayato of the Kamisato clan." Ei narrowed her eyes at him and he started shaking. Thinking of a way to diffuse the situation.
"It seems your clan needs to be educated with manners." She was about to draw her blade, the Musou Isshin and erase them from existence but he patted her head and shook his head. "I just wanted to inform you Ei. But you need to get a good grasp of your subordinates, your nation is called the nation of eternity after all. It won't be good if they are eternally rude."
It surprised the young head of the Kamisato clan and was thinking of who is he. "Okay Ein-sama. Makoto wouldn't like it anyway, but thank you for not destroying Inazuma for this, remember this day Kamisato Ayato. You are spared for now, your subordinate's actions reflect onto you."
A girl with a ponytail then appeared because of the rise of electro energy in the area. "Nii-sama! What's the problem?" She then saw the shogun and Yae guuji. Bowing immediately, wondering why her brother was so frazzled. (pic here)
"It's nothing that concerns you Ayaka, go back to the estate. I will handle things from here." Ein then had a glint in his eye and smiled viciously.
"Wait, what's your name?" She then breathed deeply and introduced herself. "I am the eldest daughter of the clan sir, Kamisato Ayaka." He then took out a sailor uniform and gave it to her.
She looked at it and was confused. Ei then sighed while Yae looked on in amusement. "Wear it. You will be the payment of the Kamisato clan for transgressions against the state, endangering Inazuma or even the world." Ei said with steel in her voice and Ayato was horrified.
"P-payment?" She was still confused and her brother protested. "Please! I will accept any punishment in her behalf. It's my mistake in the 1st place as the current head of the Kamisato clan!" He groveled and Ein shaked his head.
"Tsk tsk, the world doesn't work like that. And your mistakes would be on the shoulders of Ayaka here. As I will it." He then gave her a detailed script in her head. Where she would be cosplaying as a school girl that will be a promotional video for Inazuma as he wanted the nation to prosper and spread it around for some tourism.
He made an orz. "Please! She's innocent!" Ein chuckled and patted Ayaka's head. "Hehe~ that's for us to decide and you to accept. Muhahahaha!" He gave an evil laugh and tricked him into thinking her sister was being taken.
"Let's go, I'm Ein by the way Ayaka." He patted her shoulder and they disappeared. Now back to the grand Narukami shrine. Leaving the miserable clan head and will be having nightmares about this day for years on end.
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Ayaka received a meal from him and was escorted to a room, she was then instructed to wake up early tomorrow for the shoot.
Meanwhile, Ein entered the bath and was waiting for his prize. Complete with waterproof filming equipment on standby.
The 2 that were in debt then entered the bathroom. Shyly washing their body to enter the bath with him. "Oya? So shy, it's not like I'm going to do something to you. It's the other way around remember?"
They then entered the bath and removed their towels. "Ein-sama, this is... Embarrassing." They covered their private bits and slowly inched closer to him.
"Wait a moment Ei. I have another surprise for you that you would surely like." He put his hand inside her chest and pulled out the Musou Isshin, surprising both of them. He then fiddled with the will inside it and located the complete one for a few seconds. A violet ball then appeared from the sword and he nodded.
"Yosh, then I'll just do this." He created a body that looked just like Ei and inserted the orb into it. "Ein-dono, can you explain what you just did?" Yae felt Makoto's presence that were familiar, yet was unknown to her.
Ei was still in shock and only waited. The new body then started to open her eyes and looked around. "I... I died, how am I able to return here in Teyvat." She then saw Ei and remembered the little fox pup she took care of back then 500 years ago.
"Ei? Ei!?" She hugged her tight and the 2 siblings shared a touching moment while shedding tears. Ein then put Yae on his lap and leaned on the tub.
"Touching isn't it? What a tearjerker, now go on Yae. Don't mind them." He faced her towards him and she had no choice to hide her body by clinging to him with a red face.
"Ein-sama?" Makoto then looked at him that was being massaged by Yae using her own body. "Yo, Makoto. I see that you've noticed me, pretty rude. I even revived you to meet again with Ei." He pouted and instructed Yae to do it faster and harder.
"Ei, come on~" He put Yae on his left and raised his arm, gesturing for Ei to start as well. She could only follow while Makoto watched with wide eyes. Her sister was rubbing her body all over him and she tried forming words but couldn't.
"Wanna join in too Makoto? I have to say that this is very enjoyable." He took out some strawberry milk in a juice box and started sipping it.
"Ei... Why are you doing that?" Her sister looked at her in shame. "I, I had to do it Makoto! It's for personal reasons and your honor as well!" Makoto got confused so Ein took out some maid clothes to make her remember.
"Yae here wanted a copy of your nice little dance while you were wearing this, ring any bells? You have such a nice sister, ahhh. What a nice sibling relationship." He shed a tear and Makoto started blushing like a tomato.
"Now, you could watch or join in. What would it be?" Makoto then quickly noticed she was naked as well. "Kyaaah!" She then ran away like the wind, leaving an awkward silence. Ei and Yae's heavy breathing was the only thing left.
"Hmm, it's pretty nice. Her loss, it's such a nice bonding time too. Ain't that right girls? Baring ourselves and enjoying a bath, connecting with each other with some skinship." He patted their heads and just nodded. It was surprisingly comfortable when they got used to it, rubbing their nubile bodies on his rock hard abs and muscles, but soft and supple skin that was like a baby's. Coupled with his high body temperature, it was nice and cozy.
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It was now morning and Ayaka remembered that she was in the Narukami shrine. Ein then entered the room with an alarm clock. "Wakey wakey! Let's go, you know what to do Ayaka." They quickly departed after she dressed in the sailor uniform. "Awawawawa, this shows my abdomen. This is so embarrassing." She looked at herself in the mirror.
Ayaka then remembered that this was for the greater good and for the clan. "I can do this, as the eldest daughter. Matters of the clan is also on my shoulders." She made a guts pose and arrived at the dining room for breakfast.
She was dazed, eating with the guuji and shogun herself. "Come on, sit down Ayaka. We don't have all day you know?" He served them some tonkatsu and the most delectable A-5 steak. While Ganyu was served some mushroom pasta.
"Eat up girls, we have a big day ahead of us so don't mind the heavy breakfast." Ayaka then looked at the shogun and someone that was identical to her.
"Umm, may I ask why there are 2 shogun-samas?" Ein then started to explain. "Ahhh, she's her sister. The previous electro archon, Makoto."
Makoto then smiled at her and Ayaka got the surprise of her life. Meeting 2 archons and someone that was surely even higher than them in rank.
"Ohhh. Hello Makoto-sama, I am Kamisato Ayaka. Shogun-sama takes care of us well." She stood up and bowed. "No need for formalities here Ayaka, enjoy your meal okay?" He said and she put a piece of the steak in her mouth, it melted and the juices exploded.
"Such a delicacy. This is amazing!" Ein then smiled at her and gave her some wine that compliments the food. "I made it myself, pretty good right? How about you Shenhe, do you like it?"
There was a mountain of meat on Shenhe's side and she was destroying them. "Umu, I regret not having this for a long time. Thank you Ein, I love it." She gave a wide smile and ate with gusto.
They then departed to the land marks of Inazuma to film, Ayaka was the main guide while Yae, Makoto, and Ei explained some fun facts or was relaxing on the sites.
They then finished and Ayaka rested, having fun from the ordeal. Also thankful that it was for Inazuma's popularity and tourism. Ein then gave her a bottle of tea. While Ei was in bliss in the background drinking dango milk he made.
"So, did you enjoy it? I'd imagine you are pretty busy as Ei and Yae told me you were in charge of internal and external affairs in the events of Inazuma. At a young age as well." She then chuckled and remembered all the work she has to do.
"Yes, so this is quite a good outing. Though it isn't what I expected as well Ein-sama, so thank you for the opportunity." He ruffled her hair and pinched her cheek. "You can call me Ein, Ei and Makoto have some history with me and won't call me by my name alone, but no need to be all formal." He smiled and took out some desserts.
"I see, as you wish then Ein-san. I do have a question though, can you... Be a friend of mine? I think this was fate and you are a pleasant person to talk to." She fidgeted while asking, not having many friends due to work and her position.
"Hmm, sure. I know, how about I talk to Ei and Makoto to do a festival in Inazuma? Shenhe and Ganyu would also enjoy that. Let's go and talk to them as well, I'm sure you'll get along with them." They then relaxed and talked about themselves more.
Ayaka got new friends and thought that it was a pretty nice and memorable day. "Oh, to solidify your friendship. I'll show you some of their embarrassing moments."
He then took out pictures of them in awkward positions like Yae drooling with a sleazy smile on her face, writing a novel after her bath with Ei and Ein.
Ei drinking dango milk and was being domesticated with desserts. Shenhe with her mouth full of food, Ganyu walking right at some glass in his shop while distracted, and Makoto scolding Ei for bathing with Ein.
They then started to chase him around except Shenhe, making the 2 that were left chuckle at his antics.
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Thanks for reading, Makoto is back and right at a bonding moment with Ein doing some skinship with Yae and Ei. Ciao.