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Chapter 18 - 16- you've 'prick'led my fancy

(A.N. Sooo covid...

Yeah, I've got covid as such due to the unexpected free time I'll probably be editing some of the earlier chapter, including changing the POV of the fight.

I've read some of the older chapter and.... Damned those things ARE BLAND. )

(Also....NEXT 2 CHAPTER FILLED WITH LORE! )

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_(Ashtar's POV) -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

"Shut it you drunkard!"

"FUCK YOU, ASHTAR! Your an hipocrite, your always insulting everyone without even looking at your own flaws!"

"Hey!... It's not my fault I was born so perfect! Just look at my golden feathers."

Ashtar starts waiving his rear feathers in the spider's face.

"See? Even the feathers in my ass are better than that chiting of your!"

"Argh... Get that damned thing off my face!"

...

"I don't understand what you have against my drinking, it's not even an hallucinogenic."

"It's not the drink that I hate, it's the act of drinking it!"

"Why?"

"Why you ask? Ever since we, 'Parmians', first started interacting with those so called 'superior races' we've only grown weaker!"

"YOUR NOT ONE TO TALK, OLD FOOL! If not because of me coming back every few years in order to detox you, you'd already be dead!"

"*sigh*

It's exactly because of that....that I need you guys to be strong and replace me."

"...."

"I can't live for much longer... And none of you is mentally AND physically ready to take over this desert.

Some of you have the required powers to watch over the whole 'Parmian desert' yet lack the right mentality to others its the opposite...

*tch*... the truly pitfull ones lack both. "

" Is that why, you sent that cactus to kill my offspring? "

" Yes. "

"Why not select another beast though? I heard that hdiin's 's newest child was prodigious."

*puipuipipipipi*

"Why are you laughing! I'm not joking!"

"Monika.. Between a battle worn and a parasitic cactus. Which one do you think can watch over a territory the best?"

"... The cactus"

"Exactly, plants are naturally born with the best territorial control in existence. They have roots that, once they reach max rank, can even cover this whole desert.

They have longer lifespans than pretty much everything else, so even if they make enemies they can just outlive them.... And most importantly. "

" Most importantly? "

" The kid's insctincs are broken !

I know that plants instincts are weaker than animals but damn... It's the first time I see someone relly more on the system than on their instincts.

*puipuipipipi*"

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_(Spiky's POV) -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Looking at the carcass before me I can't help but think it resembles a dry grape.

I've 'parasited' the spider to the point it no longer has enough water or nutrients to sustain itself.

Although what happened to my areole is a pity, it's not like a plant can't deal with a little pruning.

Besides, after fully 'parasiting' on the spider... One of the 3 possible evolution I liked just unlocked.

Initially I was going to go for the class evolution.

It would take too long for me to absorb a multiple weaklinga and I didn't believe I was strong enough to 'parasite' on a strong being.

It has to be known that 'parasiting' is harder than just killing.

Normally parasites, are beings that go undetected by their host.

The fact that it's impossible for me, a more than 3 meters tall cactus to hide.... Goes unsaid.

Well....

I look at the corpse.

Not that it matters anymore.

*puipuipipipipi*

"Hey kido!"

Ah... it's the wren. Do you want the corpse or something?

"*puipuipipi* I've told you before, this body's a clone it doesn't need to eat...Besides. "

"Seeing the state that thing is in, it probably doesn't have anything for me to eat. "

He's not wrong.

"Anyway, that's not what I'm going to talk about now."

"Your probably already fulfilled yourat least one or two of your evolutionary paths right?"

Yes.

"Good. That makes things easy."

Is it... pruning?

"Here one of my feathers."

Hmm... What the use of this thing?

"Curious? Who am I kidding, I can read your emotions of course your are! *puipuipipipi*"

"*cough*... anyways, what I'm going to teach you today is very important, okay?"

I shake my spikes.... One falls. Guess the poison had more of an effect on me than I thought.

"Good.... you got to get those things under control by the way."

Noted...

"Back to the point, Evolution! You see those possible evolutions in your system?"

"I'll sumarize it for you, there's a saying 'if it's in the system it's not original '."

Hmm?

"You see, the system isn't something divine or universal like many short lived species believe."

(A. N. words in - - are words spiky not supposed to be able to understand)

"It was made by the -#&€&€- in order to improve the life of those that live on this

Planet. "

Can you repeat, I think I didn't hear a part.

"Don't worry if you can't hear parts of what I'm about to say."

"Some of the words I'll be saying from now on can only be understood if you either experienced it or your strong enough to go against -heaven's- mandate."

"And your neither strong nor likely to have experienced the -afterlife-."

"I myself can only understand the words because of my strength."

"So don't worry so much, this lesson is more in preparation for the future than for something a weakling like you can use now "

"Once the time for you comes, I'll tell you everything again."

Hmmm.... Seems like I can understand most words just fine. If it's something I experienced that he didn't.... It's probably the afterlife.