The next day...
I gotta get dressed for the stupid spirit day. I get my breakfast pizza from my dad (like usual) so I can give it to Jun. I DEFINITELY don't want this suit wet. This isn't required, but the school said that everyone that dresses for spirit day gets like a 1% boost to their grade. I don't wonder why I'm doing this:
1. Jugyeong is doing it and she wants me to do it.
2. I have a 69% in English, mostly because I can't spell. The grammar's not weird, just I can't spell since English spelling makes NO DANG SENSE!
3. In my Business and Stocks class, if we're to dress up, he said that those that do are guaranteed a C on the next test. I have a C in that class and guaranteeing that I get a C for at least one more test is honestly worth it.
Jugyeong mostly wants to show off, but also that would raise her grade in math to a D so honestly, makes sense. Barely passing is better than failing.
{Ah yes people pass if they don't fail. Also you talk to yourself like you're writing an autobiography! XD.}
"Who cares!"
{Sometimes you do it out loud.}
"And?"
{People look at you funny}
"Don't they always?"
{Fair point.}
Ring!
My chad Quazhyh phone vibrates like crazy XD.
It's Jugyeong.
"Hey babe I'm outside. My dad said that I can drive the car to school since he doesn't really use it and since it's electric, I just gotta charge it. I'm in front of the apartment complex you live in." she says.
"Aight lemme say bye to my parents real quick. See ya in a sec."
"Kay."
"Hey dad, bye. Tell mom I said bye too. Have a good day at work see you tonight."
"Bye son, have a good day. Ah man my back's killing me."
"I'll crack it real quick."
"Thanks son. Ah man! It feels good." He tells me in Italian.
My dad doesn't want me to forget my Italian so we always speak in Italian. Also that's like the first time in two months that he's ever said thanks to me.
"When you come home from work dad, I'll watch that show you really like with you, what's it called? Storage Battles or whatever."
"Yeah that'd be cool, I'll bring some pizza from work. A nice Margherita pizza."
"Heck yeah."
"All right gotta go, Jugyeong's picking me up."
"Okay son, don't piss her off, she's a keeper!"
"I won't, thanks dad!"
"See ya boy."
{That was the largest conversation I think you've had with your dad that I've witnessed. Remember I'm only like 5 days old. He's off mainly in the mornings and Friday nights right?}
"Yeah. And man it's only been that long?"
{Yep.}
I get in the car.
"What took you so long?" Jugyeong asks.
"I'm trying to mend my relationship with my dad you know? You and your dad are pretty tight, but me and my dad aren't super close." I reply.
"How come?"
"He got so used to seeing me as an employee, that it mixed with him seeing me as his son."
"Ah that makes sense then. Now let's go show off to the haters hehehe."
"You really like to assert your dominance."
"I know you love it! Hmph!"
"To an decent extent I do."
"That's enough for me."
"Yeah, I know you're just having fun."
"I really like having fun like this."
"I know you do."
"Dang Jugyeong, we got here fast."
"Nah, you just walk to school all the time."
"This is easier."
"I'm just happy that my dad stopped taking it, and is letting me use it. He never uses this Tasla car and it's a shame."
"More driving for you."
"Makes me feel free."
"Doesn't surprise me at all."
"Babe, you need to think of a pet name for me, I call you babe, and you call me by my name."
"Your name's beautiful, why the hell wouldn't I call you that? The only other thing I'd call you is "love""
"Yeah "love" is kinda cringy. Stick with Jugyeong."
"Yeah."
"All right well let's see what people think! Grab my hand babe. I want all the hateful stares from the simps and the stuck-up haters!"
"You really feed off of people's stupidity."
"I'm stupid myself so people being more stupid than I am makes me feel smart."
"I mean why not?"
"Why not right?"
We go into the school.
"Why the hell is she with him?" Like 10 guys said synchronized while we walk through the halls.
"Not as much hate as you thought huh Jugyeong?" I ask her.
"I wish there was more." she replies.
"Your fantasies of being the most hated person in school is never gonna happen."
"I probably am."
"People hate me more."
"I doubt it."
"You try being fat and dating a hottie while also being bullied by the scariest dude in school."
"At least he has a girlfriend."
"He hates me anyway."
"I wish I had more hate energy to feed off of."
"You're part of that 1 out of 100,000 people that enjoys being hated."
"If you were me, you would too."
"I'm indifferent to it."
"Good enough."
"That was a weird conversation."
"You're the only person I can have these weird conversations with."
I forget how weird Jugyeong is sometimes. It's fine, I think it's because I'm used to it.
{Bro this girl's super weird. She's hot though. You're nuts enough to match her nutsness}
"Alright I gotta go to class. The history building is in the other half of the school. See you in English Jugyeong."
"See you babe."
I make it to History, give Jun my pizza and all that. Most parents forced their kids to dress for the spirit day since 1% can make a difference.
After History, I meet with Jugyeong in English.
"Okay class we're moving seats. If you wanna stay with the person you're sitting with just stay sitting down." Mrs. Lim said.
Jugyeong and I sat down.
"Sorry, couples don't get to sit together." she says.
"PFFFFFFFFFFFT!" This one girl spat out her drink.
"Fine." We say.
"Okay now pick your seats." Mrs. Lim says.
I sit behind Jugyeong.
"Ugh, fine, at least you're not next to each other." Mrs. Lim says.
Then she gives a lesson on how we could apply English into business like you get paid more and all that. She basically is telling us how it's useful.
Skip to lunch.
"Y'all are finally together, huh. Thanks for the pizza." Dowoon says.
"Y'all bet on us getting together?" Jugyeong asks.
"I'm the least dense person of us, I knew you two liked each other."
"Suho's going on a date."
"NO WAY! WHO'S THE UNLUCKY GIRL?" Dowoon said really loud.
"A girl I know. I introduced them." I said.
"Did he force you?"
"Nah he was just my wingman." Suho replies.
"But seriously, YOU? ACCEPT A DATE?"
"She asked me out."
"Ah."
The day ends like usual. Jugyeong drops me off at home since it's on the way.
She texts me:
"I wish we had more hate to be honest."
"They probably put it all on Instargraf." I reply.
"Probably."
I get ready for the gym and then...
{MAIN MISSION 7: IRON MAN CHALLENGE. Do 5 sets of 10 of Bicep curls, Tricep curls, squats, dumbbell flies, each non-cardio machine, and run for 10 minutes on the treadmill. Punishment for Failure: Multiply the workload by 1.25x for each passive mission you currently have. Punishment for Denial of Punishment: You got no choice on this one chief. Time Limit: Til Dae Zhae Kuaun class starts. Reward: +10 ATC, +10 CSY}
"I hate you DPHM."
{That last mission was too easy for you apparently, had to attack your weakness.}
"I'll try it"
{Hey, you get some significant buffs on this one.}
"I never feel like I get any of these buffs."
{It's because these missions are challenges that require you to grow on your own idiot. Literally everything that I show you is just a measure of your own gains of stats if you were to complete these missions.}
"You really should have told me this earlier."
{I'm just your guide idiot. I was told to fix your life, not to make you an alpha chad}
"Will you be with me once I'm fixed?"
{With the way you are, you're never going to be fixed.}
"You always doubt me."
{Okay, the odds of your life being completely fixed are next to none. I can't tell you why, that's between you and your brain.
"I mean I have a girlfriend, friends, I'm bettering myself, what do you mean my life won't be fixed?"
{I really wish I could tell you, but I would get terminated if I did, and you'd get a LEAGUES WORSE system in return. You think I'm bad? The backup corrector is infinitely worse, like it's so terrifying, that even I would feel bad for you. So be a good fatty and do this Iron Man Challenge}
"I never thought of it like that."
{Yeah, so go on, sweat out all that gravy.}
"I'll try."
I start working at it. The bicep exercise and the squats are not that important, y'all know I could do that...
I should have saved those for last...
I do triceps next. Let's just say...
Pain.
I wanted to get the non-machine ones out of the way first, the dumbbell flies though...
I do my first one, it's not bad. It's weird.
{YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG, DON'T BEND YOUR ELBOWS!}
"I'M TRYING!"
"Who the hell are you talking to?" Seulgi asked me.
"Did I say that out loud?"
"The whole gym could hear you."
"So just you."
"Yeah it is pretty dead today."
"So who were you talking to?"
"Myself."
"I won't question further. Just stick it to your head next time."
"Okay."
That got awkward INSANELY fast.
{You plan on giving up?}
"I'll go one more time." I SAY IN MY HEAD.
I was able to somehow do 2 sets of the dumbbell flies.
"I can't do these dumbbell flies anymore." I tell DPHM.
{EESH. Sorry. Gotta take the L. Now to get any gains in the passive missions, multiply the workload by 1.25.}
"Can't be that bad."
{It stacks up.}
"Dang"
Then I just wait around for class...