By the way, as tempted as I am for him to continue paying my rent for having snatched you out of that lease, you can tell him he doesn't have to anymore. I've got a new boyfriend and he's living with me."
"What? But it's not even a month since I moved out! Are you sure it's not too soon?" She gives me a look that makes me realize the fallacy of my statement. "Right. I'm probably the last person who should have commented on that."
"He's a good guy. Might even be the one but right now I'm just enjoying the good sex too."
"Is there any other kind?" I quip.
"What are your plans now?"
"We're supposed to be visiting his parents soon but haven't decided yet. I hope it's not on my birthday because I'd rather be alone with him that day."
"Ah, that's right. Your birthday is coming up. Please don't you dare tell me what he gets you that day!"
