(author note: might end this soon, have to work on my Percy Jackson x dark souls fic. also because I'll have to learn the Elden ring/Bloodborne lore
if you are interested it's called (the chosen Percy Jackson)
I had to go through the normal procedure to get into the army, and I was the toughest bitch there.
and when I got promoted I let my wife slug me in the face. so fun times.
the parties were fun though, but when it came down to it I was the deadliest shot around.
give me a rifle and I'll shoot a perfect shot even from 40 miles, and this earned me the nickname Deadshot.
I ended up being the mason and woods lieutenant, and I put those boys through hell.
the good kind of hell though. I wasn't that much of a sadist.
....
instead of letting them get woods, I was the one who got taken, and let's just say I raised hell.
I was underneath the crack house of the Mexican cartel, and oh boy when the "snow" entered my system that was when everything got 100 crazier.
what can I say, Im related to the person who buys drugs for a living and runs a bar, of course, I'ma pick up some bad habits.
I used anything as a weapon. a crowbar, a knife, a fist, a gun, and my favorite a sledgehammer.
I was running to any enemy I saw and killed them with any object with me.
oh, and when the boys came to rescue me I was walking out of the burning building.
"what took you so long" I said covered in "snow".
"...lieutenant... is that what I think it is," one of the soldiers asked.
I wiped a bit of the snow and tasted it.
"oh, that's not too bad. Lucifer would like this" I said before throwing a knife at the man with an RPG that was on the roof.
"let's get this girl somewhere she could cool down... she's covered in cocaine and blood," Mason said as some of the shoulders let me to a bench.
I began eating chicken, and many other foods that came from my backpack.
"mmm food" *I said wiping my mouth as I pulled out a beer.
I walked up to one of the soldiers under my command and took his rifle and looked at a distant mountain where Menendez was being held by Noriega.
I aimed my weapon and shot twice. killing both of them with a single shot to the head.
"I did it" I yelled cheerfully.
...
when I came down from my... incident I went to a nearby river and bathed and changed my clothes into camo pants and a white tank top.
my knife in its holster and my gun at my hip.
"Man this is going on my record," I said rubbing my forehead.
"just yours? For fuck sake it's going on all of ours" Woods said.
"yeah, but when my wife finds out about the... incident, I'm going to take more than just a punch to the face," I said.
"That was some funny shit though. the only time you ever got hit," Woods said.
"yup... now come on, I still need to stop Menendez's plan...again" I said using a computer on the helicopter.
I began hacking the programs that Menendez was planning to release upon his death and shut that whole shit show down.
"Now come on... it's time I show you boys my family" I said.
.....
"Mason and Woods, meet Percy. my brother... and my wife AI" I said introducing them.
Percy and Mason kicked it off nicely, but Mason was weary of Percy. AI the sweetheart she was came in with the blue cookies.
"what with the blue-" Woods was about to ask.
"it just runs in the family. it's like our things" I shrug.
but those cookies were bussing.
....
I decided to finally stop exploring... no more world, and just settle down with AI and start a family.
Percy went his own way, and I went and revived everyone, so now I and AI were able to spend eternity together.
I and Ai would go on to have four children.
3 girls, 1 boy.
Jessica, Marie, Anne, and Alex.
all beautiful children that we both loved unconditionally, even if they were a little weird.
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I'm deciding to end this... hope you guys did enjoy it. it's been a fun ride, and thank you all for reading my book.
I know it started ruff, and by god it was horrible, but thank you guys for sticking around.
if you want to read another of my Percy Jackson fan fics give this one a shot
"the chosen Percy Jackson"