In a dark space with nothing around him, an 15 year old Kid was there, he was very surprised at the sudden change of scenery, as he remembers that he was in his father's car driving when a truck hit him, it took a couple of minutes but the kid eventually realized that he has died "I see, so if there is no burning fire and there is no white land, that means that I'm neither in hell or heaven, I kinda wonder, why do I feel so OK, I should be panicking of something like this, I mean I just died, hmm Did I die ? maybe I'm in a coma"
"You have indeed died, Young one"
The kid looked as he saw a figure come out of nowhere, it was on old man with a white beard and a white hair, the Old man has a very gentle smile and reassuring appearance, the kid was a heavy anime fan in his old life so seeing the old man he immediately said
"You're a god aren't you? You're here to judge me and send me to hell or heaven Right ? but I feel like that isn't fair, I have lived for 15 years, it's not fair for you to give me judgment with such a small time to live, I didn't even get the chance to be rich and donate money or something like that, also it's not fair that fapping to some hentai is a sin, like come one dude, you invented everything, and that includes the amazing world of doujinshi, so don't make it a sin !"
The old man that had a smile on his face started to lit up more as his smile widen hearing the kid's words until it reached to him being shocked, it was very interesting for a human to debate over things like this, he wasn't even scared of going to hell or heaven he just was defending his love for cartoonish porn
"HAHAHAHAHA" the old man started to laugh, it wasn't unordinary for god to laugh, he has received Billions of humans in his realm, many of them were comedians so they often make jokes to get on his good side, but the kid was different, he was trying to defend something that God didn't even find bad, so he laughed at the kid's love for something so absurd
"HEY don't laugh, Hentai Is Art Damn it"
"No,No I completely agree, it is just funny seeing you try to justify it so badly, as matter a fact, for making me laugh over something so obscene and trivial I will give you a privilege that I give to a very rare amount of people only one in a Billion humans get the chance to reincarnate in another world, so would you like to take it ?"
"Good, Super Good, So about that offer, Yup I will take it
"ok, so you got there wish"
"ok,so my 1st wish is genie it should be bound to me only and the genie should has not limitations of 3 wish only ,there should be a tattoo on my hand it should work like a storage that can keep lamp....genie should be a woman.
"ok, wish granted and your 2nd and 3rd wish ?"
"my second wish is , I want Omnitrix which is bound to me only and my last wish is marvel-dc world should be merge but all the events that happen in both the world should not change.
"ok, then in which year you want to go?"
"teleport me in asgard , 5-min before Odin's announcement of hela imprisonment."
"ok"