"Congratulations to Huaxia's LSP team for winning this online exchange competition, and the player I'm your dad for earning the title of MVP with an astonishing kill count of 37 people!"
"There's definitely something shady going on, I simply don't believe he didn't cheat!"
"Has anyone ever seen a guy with just one gun block a dozen people outside the poison circle, popping heads with every peek?"
"That's nothing—our team saw worse, from 800 meters away with just two taps, he took out both our snipers!"
"That's nothing, our team got wiped out by his bow and arrows!"
"That's child's play, I was up close with a submachine gun, and he deflected all my bullets with a frying pan before one-hitting me to death with it!"
"We played several rounds against an American team, and every time he showed up he'd break up the fight. We told him to mind his own business, and then he just killed us all!"
"Even hacks aren't this ridiculous!"
