Naruto: Teacher's Ascesion

Void...
Where am I... I turn around marvelling at the darkness around me, the last thing I remember is a speeding truck rushing towards a child, his innocent face and my impulse to push him, so I rushed to push the child out of its way. I tried recalling any other memories I had but my other memories are fuzzed, I remember anime's I used to watch, the manga's and comics I used to read, languages I had learned and other skills but my family, friends, girlfriend and other relationships are blurred.
"MORTAL(not shouting just god speaking) COME HERE. I float towards the bright light that appeared out of nowhere.I AM ##$$$***. I couldn't catch what he said, must be some god-thingy(is that a word) WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN THE VOID.YOU ARE LUCKY TO SURVIVE THIS. I blink my eyes too stunned to speak at the eccentric god(or deity? I was to preoccupied to notice)HMM LETS ME SEE WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE. SACRIFICING YOUR LIFE TO SAVE A LIFE VERY NOBLE OF YOU. Well getting rammed by Truck-kun was not my plan but still… YOU KNOW THAT THE TRUCK WOULD SWERVE AT THE LAST MOMENT, YOU JUMPING IN WASN'T THE PART THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN. Now that got me baffled, "Wait since that part wasn't the plan then can I return back to my original world". AAH YOU SEE THAT IS ALSO HOW THINGS DONT WORK , I COULD HOWEVER TRANSMIGRATE YOU TO SOME OTHER WORLD. SOME ANIMEVERSE, BOY I'VE BEEN WATCHING THEM FOR A WHILE AND THEY ARE GOOD. I blink a few times, a omipowerful entity watching anime, sure that wasn't the craziest part that happened today. NOW THE EXPLANATIONS HAVE BEEN DONE I WILL GRANT YOU SOME OF YOUR WISH. I WILL REINCARNATE YOU TO A WORLD WITH A SYSTEM. BUT THEY ARE DECIDED BY LUCKY SPIN. YOU WILL BE GRANTED 3 MORE WISHES. YOU CANT WISH FOR THE TIMELINE THAT ARE TOO OP"
"Yes thank you god" i replied. Even though i had less memory i can tell it is some dogshit luck. I watched as he spun the PLANE roulette. It stopped at NARUTO. I was literally jumping in joy Naruto was one of my favourite childhood anime. He spun the system roulette, it landed on THE TEACHER SYSTEM. I was instantly deflated, a Teacher's system sounded good but the initial struggle was gonna be the. Then I remembered the wishes and sighed.
"Well my lord" I answered " I would like you to grant the following wishes Wish 1 - High Comprehension and High Talent Wish 2 - 100 Billion shop points Wish 3 - Last surviving member of the cousin clan of senju and uzumaki that has Doujutsu and Mokutun"
"VERY WELL YOUR WISHES ARE GRANTED NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE MORTAL SHOO" He grunted. "Wait I- " started but realized I am falling down the void. "Stupid ROB and stupid patience" I muttered while awaiting for my next great journey.
Elsewhere a twinkle eyed candy lover sneezed, " hmm someone is thinking about me, it must be for the Greater Good"