The next Saturday...
We didn't want anything crazy. I think we spent like 200 bucks on it. They had a small aisle and seats for the wedding.
Freedom's dad walked her down the aisle.
"If I didn't like him, I'd have had him buried in Alaska by now. You're lucky I like this dude."
Same old Mr. Nqaxombo.
The guy that's licensed to marry people had us come up.
"Do you, Denshi Aoyama, want to be with Freedom Nqaxombo for the rest of your life?" The guy asked.
"I do."
"Do you Freedom Nqaxombo, want to be with Denshi Aoyama for the rest of your life?"
"I do."
"Okay put the rings on and make out, once you do sign the documents right there and boom, you're married." He said.
Freedom and I kiss, put the rings on each other and sign the documents.
We go to the ramen place. They have a specific section for parties. So we went and ate ramen.
Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I can't be frugal. I gotta buy a house and in Tokyo the prices are eesh. Hence why we are just staying at Kailani's for a year or two.
Freedom and I shared the megabowl.
It was HUGE and we ATE THE WHOLE THING.
"I love you."
"I love you too."
"Man y'all got hitched fast." Karen said.
"You're next." I told her.
The next day....
My wife had to go to college today.
I decided to visit her at school.
I go to her school during lunch since she has a cringy class 2 days a week that is after 1. I quit my job because I don't need to work anymore. I just stare at my investments thrice a day instead. I make it to her lunch area with two sandwiches and chips and two bottles of diet Joke.
"Hi honey, how's school?" I say.
"Who's this? You're boyfriend?" I see her new friend. He's this heavy set dude, probably a linebacker. The other girl they were with is Arakis, that one girl that Lisa knows or whatever that owed me money, forgot she went to this school, she went to the wedding too.
"I'm her husband you dumb moron. Just bringing my wife her lunch and wanting to eat with her." I get extra annoyed with people like this guy. I've known him for 10 seconds and I already wanna beat him up. Oh well don't wanna get my glasses broken.
"Hi Arakis. How are you." I ask her without a question mark because she just says hi.
"Hi." She replies.
See? I told you.
"Why didn't you invite me to your wedding?" The guy asked Freedom.
"We decided on close friends. I've known you for one semester. Sorry you can come to my future baby shower." She said.
"How did I not know..."
"I've been wearing my engagement ring for like 3 weeks."
"I see."
The dude was hurt but he understood.
We ate in silence.
"Alright babe. I'll see you at home. Love you" I tell Freedom.
"Love you too." she replies. We kiss and then I dip.
I make it home and yeah that's kind of it. I don't really have much of a life nowadays.