In a land far far away named Israel in a small town named Haifa.
We see a little apartment and inside is the most filthy man in all of Israel
and his name is: Yoni.
We hear Yoni's phone ringing.
The voice on the phone: Yoni!, Yonile!, Yoniriko!.
Yoni: Hey David…
David: You sound sad, something happened?
Yoni: Me and my wife divorced…
David: You're sad about that?, so your wife divorced you big deal!.
listen I was just like you when my eighth wife divorced me. don't think about it, you know the saying "Far from the money far from the heart".
Yoni: David I don't have time for your nonsense!, it's a serious matter!.
David: Still jealous about me winning the lottery?.
Yoni: Shut up! I am going on a walk!.
Yoni closed his phone
Yoni: That David is such an asshole!.
Voice: Yoni!.
Yoni: Who's here?!.
Voice: Knock knock.
Yoni: Who's there?.
Voice: God.
Yoni: What God?.
Voice: Me.
Yoni: Your God?.
Voice: Yeah.
Yoni: Did you come to make me the next Noah?.
God: Nah because your friend David is the next Noah, because I am going to flood the whole world!.
Yoni: And you're telling me this because…
God: Because if you beat me in checkers I won't flood the entire world.
Yoni: Yeah thanks but no thanks.
God: What do you mean "no thanks"?.
Yoni: I don't really care if the world will be flooded as long as it kills my former wife.
God: Really?
God: Ok, what if I give you a million shekels?.
Yoni: What are you waiting for?, let's play!.
God and Yoni ascended to the sky but God forgot to check Yoni's history and didn't know that Yoni was named "The God Of Checkers" in highschool.
The battle was long, one after one their pieces fell, both God and Yoni were sweating. And finally it's the end of the game, both God and Yoni only had one piece on the board and it's Yoni's turn.
Yoni: Finally this nightmare will end! here I come!.
Yoni reached his hand the last piece but he felt that something was wrong with God's piece
Yoni thoughts: Filthy bastard! He definitely did something with his piece!.
Yoni thoughts: Wait a second, why do I care a million shekels can be spent in a second buuuuuuut it's still a million shekels so who cares.
Like Yoni thought God made it impossible for him to lose his last piece.
Yoni reached his hand to his piece to try to finish the game and… he did it. This match could have been humanity's Last Match.
God: You won! Here is your prize!.
Yoni: What is this?.
God: A million shekels just like I promised.
Yoni: Yeah but why aren't they new?.
(Edit: New shekels have more value then the old ones, God gave Yoni the old ones, one million old shekels is just 100,000 new shekels which in itself is just 32,146 dollars).
God: I promised you one million shekels right? but I never said old or new.
God: Well it's been fun, see you later.
Yoni: You fucking asshole!!!!!.
Yoni got back to earth before he knew it, Yoni life continued but now with 1,000,000 old shekels.
END.