the adventures of yoda the lizard

Hi my name is Yoda ,and this is my story. It all started about a year ago some random lady was holding me ,and trying to pet me while my dad stood there letting it happen as if it was all ok for some random to touch me. Next thing I know I'm bitting her hand and she just LAUGHS LIKE ITS SOMETHING CUTE!! I am NOT  cute , I'm mean and viciouse something to be feard ,or so I thought. The lady put me down after bitting her I guess she figured out it wasn't ok to touch me ,but she had a sad look on her face when she put me down like her joy just disappeared... A little later her and my dad went in the other room to talk about something im not sure what it was ,but next thing I know I'm being put in my carrier and she loading up my things in to this GIANT  silver thing ,and me along with it. I was so confused because my daddy was helping her load my things and didn't seem like it bothered him that she was taking me . I didn't know how long I'd be away from home but ,I definitely didn't expect not to go back. She got me all loaded up in this silver thing wich I'm guessing now is her carrier of sorts ,but one that she can make go where she pleases .We headed down the road and it was quiet a while until we stopped and she started unloading my things ,but the whole ride there she held me on her lap in my carrier and kept smiling at me , WHAT a weirdo ! Soon we had all my stuff out of her silver carrier and she was setting my stuff up in what I thought was a cave of sorts at the time, it was all dark and full of clothes and bunk beds  for some reason. She put my cage up on what I'm guessing to be my new tower of terror  and then took me out of my carrier and help me again . I didn't like it not one bit , but I didn't bite her this time either , I mean I couldn't she just looked so sad the first time I did and I could sens that even now she was still really sad but smiling at me like everything is ok now. She held and petted me for a couple of minutes until she decided to put me in my home for the night , she had it setup really weird tho , she had my hide out on the opposite side from where it's supposed to be and my water and food dish in the middle of my home instead of infront of my hide out like dad had it set up . My food bowl was filled to the top of meal worms (my favorite) and my water dish smelt of cleaner but was filled with fresh tasting water so I won't complain, and I guess she thought I was really hungry because she then gave me 5 little crickets to chase down and eat as well . I'm not so sure she knows what she's doing but she had a smile on the whole time that she plaid with me and was setting up my home , so ill give her three and a half stars for the day . Later that night she turned the light out in her cave thing and got on one of the beds then stared at me before smiling and closing her eyes . I'm not sure when I fell asleep but once I woke up to go potty and she wasn't on her bed anymore but it was still night time ,so I moved around in my home best I could to try and find her but she wasn't there ,and I could hear loud voices from out side her cave. The voices sounded like hers and an old man's voice . I couldn't really hear well but I could tell they where talking about me ,and the old man seemed mad that she has me in her cave , but I heard her telling him " I've always wanted a lizard and I'm keeping him . He makes me feel ok again so he's staying. " the old man didn't seem to like her answer and said that if the lizard got out he's gonna feed it to the dogs.  I'm not sure what a lizard or a dog is but I feel really sorry for the poor fella .