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Chapter 95 - Chapter 94. Where’s Your Hammer? I Will Not Fall in Love with Female Loki! From Killing Yourself to Loving Yourself!

["That's rude."]

[Facing the provocation of female Loki, Loki frowned.]

["Are you sure you're a Loki?"]

[Female Loki sneered, "You're in my way."]

[Loki didn't flinch and replied, "You are my way."]

[Without a word, the two Loki instantly started to fight, and for a moment, the clash of blades resounded through the hallway.]

["I thought perhaps we could work together. But now I see you lack vision."]

["Ugh. Shut up!"]

[Two Loki quarrelled while fighting at the doors of the golden elevator. For a while, no one could take anyone down.]

["Hey!"]

[Just as the two of them confronted each other, the female judge suddenly rushed over with two minutemen.]

[Loki was stunned, but the female Loki seized the opportunity to restrain him and placed a blade on his neck.]

[Female Loki shouted loudly at the judge...]

["Come any closer, and I'll kill him."]

["Go for it."]

[The judge sneered at the thought. She raised her weapon, glowing with yellow light, and rushed up at them.]

[Loki's eyes flashed. He took his female self's time controller from her pocket, opened a golden portal under them, and transported him and female Loki all out.]

Seeing that messy scene, don't say that people like Fury didn't know the previous plot at all, even Peter Parker and others were confused.

[Peter Parker: Huh? Why did Mr Loki fight with that female Loki? Aren't their goals the same? To overthrow the Time Variance Authority?]

[Wanda Maximoff: Yes, and that female Loki, why did she threaten the Time Variance Authority with Loki's life? It looks strange.]

[Master Mordo: You are too careless. I remember all the previous plots very clearly.]

[Master Mordo: What the female Loki wanted should be to enter those golden elevators and kill the Time-Keepers.]

[Master Mordo: But what Loki wants is to join hands with this female version of himself and rule the Time Variance Authority.]

[Nick Fury: Although I don't quite understand it. I think that woman wants to destroy this organisation, and Loki wants to control this organisation, right?]

[Master Mordo: That's what's going on, so these two have conflicting goals.]

[Tony Stark: Haha, Peter, as for why that woman placed the dagger on Loki's neck, it's of course, because she mistook him as a lackey for the Time Variance Authority!]

[Loki Odinson: Mortal, be careful what you say. You're talking about a God!]

[Wanda Maximoff: But seeing it now, even I think that those Time-Keepers have made everything up.]

[Wanda Maximoff: If these guys were really that good, that they could easily integrate separate Multiverses, why would they need these lackeys ... to desperately protect them?? Isn't this like using a group of ants to protect an elephant?]

[Natasha Romanoff: Not necessarily. As far as I know, a lot of big shots like to use a bunch of ants to order around and watch for fun.]

[Nick Fury: Natasha, I hope it's from previous experience, not the present.]

[Natasha Romanoff: Director, you are worrying too much.]

[The video continued.]

[The two Loki fell to an unknown place, and soon, they fought over the time controller again.]

[Female Loki grabbed the controller first, but she found that the power supply was exhausted.]

[Next, Loki used his best illusion to rob the controller back.]

[Female Loki angrily said...]

["Just give it back to me, you don't even know how to recharge it."]

[Loki responded with a proud look, "Of course I do, you're not the only tech-savvy Loki."]

[Hearing that, the expression on the female Loki's face instantly changed.]

["Don't ever call me that again!"]

["Tech-savvy?" Loki cocked his head and asked.]

["No, a Loki!" Female Loki seemed to have been provoked into a bit of a frenzy.]

[In the face of female Loki's struggle, Loki reached out and used magic to hide the time controller out of his hands.]

[Thor: Ah, I remember! Loki, that's how you hid the Casket of Ancient Winters and then used it to freeze Heimdall, right?]

[Loki Odinson: Humph, I did something to the protector of Asgard and tried to destroy a planet. As Thor, aren't you angry at all?]

[Thor: Well, you're my brother. Even if you make a big mess, I'll just clean it up for you.]

[Thor: I can't help it. Isn't that what my brother is like? Haha]

[Loki Odinson: ...]

[The video continued.]

[Just as the two Loki were fighting again, a tiny meteorite suddenly fell from the sky and smashed between the two of them.]

[When the two went out to have a look, they found that they were taken to a purple planet by the portal, and meteor showers of all sizes kept falling from the sky!]

[Originally, this was one of the standby doomsday bases for female Loki.]

[In the future, 2077, this satellite colony will soon collide with another planet and be completely destroyed.]

["You idiot! This is Lamentis-1."]

[Female Loki, while frantically avoiding the meteorite from the sky, angrily cursed ...]

["Of all of the apocalypses saved on that TemPad, this is the worst!"]

[Suddenly, the female Loki reached out and pulled Loki to help him avoid a meteorite falling from the sky.]

[Hiding under a huge truck, Loki gasped and asked...]

["I thought you wanted me dead?"]

[Female Loki bitterly said, "I don't know where you hid that TemPad. If you blow up, it blows up, and then I end up blown up."]

Seeing this, Tony stroked his chin in the live streaming room and smiled playfully ...

"Aha, this is what I call 'the perfect suspension bridge'! "

"In the face of this desperate situation of dying anytime, anywhere, this man and woman have to rely on each other. In this case, their feelings will definitely heat up and finally come together!"

Seeing the people in the live room all looking at him, Tony tilted his head and spoke with a smug face...

"Believe me, my accomplishments in chasing women are only a little worse than my accomplishments in science."

[The video continued.]

[The two Loki managed to rush into a relatively strong building.]

[Just as they breathed a sigh of relief, the female Loki slowly leaned over, placed her hand on Loki's neck, and assumed a somewhat warm and flavorful posture.]

["What are you doing?"]

[Just as he opened his mouth, Loki snapped out of it...]

["Are you trying to enchant me?"]

["It won't work."]

["Why? Because you are a magician?" Female Loki cried out grumpily.]

[Loki spread his hands, "No, because my mind is too strong.]

["Fine!"]

[See her enchantment magic was invalid. Female Loki pulled out her blade, and it seemed like she wanted to start fighting again.]

[Seeing that, Loki sighed with some distress.]

["Look. Are we really about to do this here? Again?"]

[Looking at the female version of himself, Loki said...]

["Listen. Neither of us is getting off this rock if we can't turn that TemPad on."]

["Where do you have it hidden?" Female Loki snapped at him.]

["In my heart!" Loki interrupted with sarcasm, seemingly angry too.]

[The female Loki raised her blade and pointed it at Loki, speaking in a stern voice...]

["Well, then I'll cut it out!"]

[Thor: Brother, this woman is really fierce. It seems that you have to show her who's boss, or you won't be able to convince her.]

[Master Mordo: Are you kidding me? Thor, are you actually trying to interfere in a couple's quarrel?]

[Thor: Hahaha, what do you mean by that? I have lived 1500 years. Through the entire Nine Realms, no matter how strong a female warrior is, they would always fall under my Mjolnir!]

[Loki Odinson: Oh, that's amazing, but ... where's your hammer now?]

[Thor: Uh ... Brother, you've gone too far. I'm only concerned about you. T^T]

[Tony Stark: There's no need to be violent when you're chasing a woman. As I see it, they are both trapped in a desperate situation and fixing that TemPad is the common goal. They have to cooperate to survive.]

[Stephen Strange: So … in this case, will the opposite sexes come together naturally?]

[Tony Stark: Bingo! That's what I meant.]

[Loki Odinson: Nonsense, how can I fall in love with the female version of myself? Besides, this woman is so violent that it's almost like a female version of Thor!]

[Loki Odinson: Just watch, I'll definitely fix that time controller and leave this woman here to die. Hahaha!]

[Tony Stark: If you don't believe me, let's wait and see. Heh...]

[The video continued.]

[The two Loki trudged through the wilderness, ready to leave for a nearby town to find power and charge the time controller.]

[In the course of the journey, the female Loki revealed her assumed name, Sylvie.]

[Sylvie accused Loki of working for the Time Variance Authority.]

[And Loki questioned Sylvie's plan of wanting to kill the Time-Keepers.]

[Thinking that what she was doing was just creating a power vacuum, he would never do such a stupid thing himself.]

[Nick Fury: Oh, so what the real Loki wants is to replace the Time-Keepers and become head honcho?]

[Loki Odin: Mortal, I'm not a honcho, I'm a god!]

[Loki Odinson: As for that woman ... that's really stupid. I don't see any long-term plans and visions at all. It's only short-sighted revenge.]

[Nick Fury: Haha, ironically, the person who is saying this is a man who didn't hesitate to destroy a planet in order to prove himself to his father.]

[Loki Odinson: ...]

[The video continued.]

[The two Loki were walking to the door of a house. Loki whispered to Sylvie...]

["Brute force is no substitute for diplomacy and guile."]

[Sylvie nodded, then holding a long blade, she directly kicked open the door.]

[As a result, she was sent flying by a shock wave.]

[It turned out that there was a middle-aged woman sitting in the room with a high-tech weapon in her hand, right in front of the door.]

[Loki looked, shook his head, and chuckled lightly. Then, he stole a glance at a photo and changed himself into the middle-aged woman's husband, trying to deceive her.]

[As a result, he was also blown away.]

[The middle-aged woman shouted, "Patrice never said a thing that nice in 30 years!"]

[Seeing Loki lying on the ground, flustered and reverting back to his original self, Sylvie also chuckled.]

[Tony Stark: Mm-hmm. Nice work. This is called 'She smiled! She has me in her heart!']

[Tony Stark: It seems that it won't be long before we see a Loki couple. ^ ^]

[Loki Odinson: Shut up, shameless mortal! Gods are not something you can make fun of.]

[They learned from the middle-aged woman that there was an ark spaceship nearby. The two Loki travelled a long distance again, trying to board the spaceship and escape from the planet.]

[Finally, Loki led Sylvie to board the high-speed train, leading to the spaceship by changing himself into a guard.]

[On the train, the two Loki could finally relax and chat.]

[Loki told Sylvie that his magic was taught by his mother, and he also told her that he was actually an adopted son.]

[Sylvie bluntly said, "I knew I was adopted."]

[Loki was shocked, "What? They told you?"]

["Yeah. Did they not tell you?" Sylvie was curious.]

Seeing that, Loki secretly clenched his teeth.

Sometimes he thought if Odin had told him his life story from the beginning, would he still grow up like this?

[The two Loki continued to chat.]

[Speaking of magic, Loki simply raised his hand and cast a small magic illusion for Sylvie.]

[Looking at the fireworks blooming in Loki's hand, Sylvie's expression changed.]

[Next, Sylvie asked Loki if he had a lover.]

["You're a Prince. Must've been a would-be-princess."]

[The smile on Sylvie's face suddenly turned a little weird, "Or perhaps another Prince?"]

[Loki looked calm and leisurely said, "A bit of both."]

"!!!"

Seeing that, almost everyone in the live streaming room was shocked.

To say that it's a Prince, besides Loki ... It seems... there's only one person, right?

"Cough cough! No way, right?"

Tony looked at Loki in disbelief and almost exclaimed...

"You can't really ... have that kind of thinking for that ... silly guy, can you?"

"Gulp."

Peter Parker swallowed and took a step back.

Even Natasha's eyes widened and were full of amazement.

Although she had teased Loki about Thor before, it was just a joke.

'I didn't expect that this guy would be like that.'

Loki's face flushed bright red when he felt the strange gazes of everyone around him. He suddenly clenched his fist and bellowed...

"Bastard, I'm just being perfunctory. No! It's to confuse that woman! "

"You actually believe it?! I think your intelligence is even worse than frogs!"

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