On day in a middle of nowhere the was a pug named Steven and he was going on a long journey but... he saw a guy in a trench coat glaring at a tree. Steven walked up to the guy and punched him the guy said wtf man Steven said sorry you look suspicious looking at that tree. The guy said oh I guess I deserve that let me I interduce myself...he throw his coat off an he said my name is jack. jack rememered he found steven near a magicle lake in an entanted forest,steven licked up the magicle water that game him the ability to talk,Steven said JACK!?!?!??!??!? And then ran and jumped his arm and licked his face. Jack said STEVEN and fell back on his ass .Steven pooped in his arms. Jack said wtf steven .Steven said so cant help it then he jumps down and there was a turtle named shelly an she was going to her home land while she was walking a trail of confetti was coming out. Steven stepped on the turtle and then the turtle turned into dust. Steven said wtf an jump on jacks face and clawed jack an jack turned onto slime. Steven jumped and slacked his head into a wall *10 hours later* Steven woke up in a dress and a rabbit named sam said come with me...
Sam soon led Steven to a open Pitt sewer hole. Stevens said whats thing. steven said oh that thing*points to a tree* Steven said no this thing *points to the hole* Sam said what thing I don't see it. Steven said but its right here_.same pushes Steven down the hole. Steven, said oh SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT^T and falls into a flower bed. SAM jumps down and lands on him and does a front flip off of him and land parfictly fine on his paws on the ground. Steven, said UGH why did u do that and gets up and had crushed flowers on his shirt and he brushes them off. SAM said you will thank me later and frantically runs off in the forest.
POOF!!!!!!!!! Steven looks down and there he had on a black bacon tie and a red tennis ball suit on he said wtf how did I change In this ans surged his shoulders and waked in the forest to look for the rabbit.sam is on a tree and starts makeind a hawk nose and tured Into a hawk.steven see sam turning into a hawk an sams flew to a tea party table .steven followed sam and ended up into a tea party there was a mouse named luna and she was passed out on the table eating cookies , a fox named tom he was eating luna cousin larry that was already dead from sam impaleing him with his long ass claws , a cat named snappy the grate that was laying in a tree, a dog named snappy to an he was laying on the ground waiteing for a new ower to come because he an his sister snappy got abandon on the sidewalks when they were 5 years old , a hebew named Sandra and she was a crazy lady that just want cookies.sandra throw a tea cup at sam ans shouted GIVE ME MORE COOKIES she was shaking like she had to much surger. Steven was trembeling in fear and was going to back up but from the coner of Sandra crazy eyes she throw a cholate chip cookie with lots of suger on it.steven couldn't the colars he could onlky see black an white so me ate it and soon enough stevens eyes became all purple an red and run 50 yarrds around the tee party table.OUT off nowhere a cat jumps from the trees as steven barks loud an the cat gets scared as steven throws some cat nip over of the tea table. The cat stoped an his evey goes big and sparkeled.the cat jumps an landed on jacks lap,jack flinched as he had a cat land on his lap as he stops an looked at steven and back to the cat.