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Reincarnated in DXD like lazy guy.

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Chapter 1 - The biggest cliche in fanfic history.

(1120 words)

(pov ???)

For millions of years I have been observing many worlds in the multiverse. I have seen amazing magical worlds, worlds with technology that can even defeat some gods, worlds with a wide variety of races and of course worlds that have already outlived their own and only emptiness remained from them. Lately, I got very tired of looking at them. But there is an exception. How amazing are the worlds created by people. People. They are not the strongest, not the most intelligent, they cannot work magic or survive in the most terrible conditions. But they are one of the few races that can create worlds with the help of their imagination, although they do not know about it. They are all very interesting, but they are of the same type. Some are just a collection of the creator's erotic fantasies, some always have a hero that triumphs over evil, and some, on the contrary, talk about the worst. It's boring. Therefore, I decided, why should I, the great ???, Not make my own world, taking a stranger as a basis. It remains only to choose a person. Although no, let it be random. I don't want to know how the story will go.

(Pov akira shimoto)

"How tired I am" - these were my first words every morning. I forgot to introduce myself. Although I'm too lazy. Look in pov. Ay, what is this? "- I just had something hit my head. There was a piece of paper on the floor. Opening it, I read:" Don't break wall 4 you moron. " stretching out, got out of bed and went to the bathroom. Passing the mirror you could see the reflection of a guy of 175 - 180 cm, with black hair, blue eyes and the most ordinary face. On the way I looked at the time. It was already 8 20. STOP. meaning 8 My alarm clock is set at 7:00 am I'll have to hurry to school, because if I'm late the teacher will complain about me and I will not be able to sleep.

(3 pov)

Akira quickly left the house from through the will comparable to the Spartan walked briskly. Although Akira slept longer than usual, he still wanted to sleep. Akira walked staggeringly and suddenly stumbles and falls on the road. Isekai, thought Akira. But nothing happened. Looking around and seeing nothing, he stood up. "Fuh, this is lucky, otherwise real ...". - did not have time to finish Akira, as he flew 8 meters from the car. So Akira died in his first world.

(Pov akira)

Crap. I died. And it hurt insanely. Although I no longer feel it, remembering is unpleasant. So, where am I? Everywhere around me there were either very deep depressions with beautiful stars inside, huge mountains, lakes or pieces of clouds. These clouds look so soft. I want to sleep. I didn't do anything wrong in my life, I think this is heaven, so I'll be allowed to sleep a little. I was about to lie down, when suddenly I was struck by a voice that shook me to the depths of my soul, or you can say just shook me, I'm a soul.

- I congratulate you mortal, out of many billions of people, it was you who became the owner of the opportunity to relocate.

It sounds cool, but it's kind of a cliché.

- Yes, it's a cliché, and yes I can read your mind.

Can't refuse? I'd rather sleep on this cloud.

- No. Fate itself decided so. First, with the help of a roulette wheel, I will decide which world you will find yourself in. Secondly, with the help of another roulette, I will determine your abilities. And with the help of the third roulette, I will determine how you will look.

NOOOO, just not gacha. So I'm in hell? The devil is really cruel.

"I don't want to hear you whine, so I'm spinning the first tape measure."

When he said this, I was able to see many different names, familiar and unfamiliar to me. There was marvel, a story about a flower, although I don't know what it is, one peace, bleach and others. The roulette spun for about five minutes. And at the end, the name Naruto appears, but at the last moment slides towards DXD. I don't know whether this is good or bad, but this is at least the modern era, if I'm not born before the canon. Then the unknown person began to spin a roulette wheel with abilities, but this time there were 3 wheels. 1 wheel stopped after 1 minute. It said "The spear of chistafol". I watched anime like any teenager and I know that this is a very powerful weapon. And comfortable as a pillow. After 5 minutes, the 2nd wheel stopped. The name "random sacred equipment" could be seen there. I do not know whether this is good or bad, but let it be. Wheel 3 has been spinning for 4 hours. Seemingly embarrassed by this situation, the nameless coughed and began to spin the wheel with appearance. This is where I was really worried. First, I would like to remain human. Secondly, I would not like to be very beautiful, there will be a lot of unnecessary attention to me, and it is simply unpleasant to be ugly. After about 30 minutes my appearance was chosen. Thank God I was given a normal appearance. This simplifies a lot. It remains to wait for the 3rd ability. And so it was 6 o'clock, 9 o'clock and I, as the most normal person, decided to go to bed. After all, the cloud was so cozy.

(3 pov)

Our main character has been sleeping for a week now, but ??? Doesn't notice, he just looks with interest for 3 abilities. After about a week, what passed like a moment for ???, Ability 3 dropped. It consisted of the ability to own a Sharingan. The nameless, pleased with his gifts to a mere mortal decided to see his reaction. And what did he see? The sleeping protagonist. ??? I considered it the greatest disrespect to fall asleep 5 minutes after getting to this place to fall asleep (our old man is used to waiting and does not feel the passage of time), decided to erase some of his memories of DXD and spoil the life of the chosen one a little. "You said that it is difficult to be beautiful, then I will change your appearance, into a beauty comparable to the gods." So, changing the parameters a little and erasing some of the memories ??? He sent our hero into the womb of his new mother. And how did our hero react? No way . He's asleep.