Or should I say, Pamuary? This world's month names are so strange.
This world.
THIS. WORLD!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WORKED! IT ACTUALLY WORKED! I GOT ISEKAI'D! AND INTO A GENERIC FANTASY WORLD! OH MY GOOOOD!
I was so nervous it wouldn't work, but that internet guide was telling the truth! Apparently, getting hit by a truck wouldn't do, and neither would've praying at a shrine or getting stabbed, or dying heroically, or even reading a book or hoping for a priest to summon you...
The key was to do all of them at the same time!
That was probably the hardest thing I've ever done. Getting my friend to run me over with his semi, while I was praying, while being overworked and reading a book, and getting my other friend to stab me to "save" the girl nearby, and a whole lot of extra things seemed to do the trick! It's a little odd how quick they were to help me, but who cares! IT ACTUALLY WORKED!
AND REINCARNATED AS A DEMON LORD NONETHELESS! Well, looking into the books around my new bedroom, it seems I have taken over someone's body. Something about... him eating a "Devil's Heart"? Well, screw him! Maybe if he wasn't so weak sauce, a NEET like wouldn't have been able to take hold! So basically, I earned this! Hell yeah!
Hell...
I AM a demon lord now, right? I gotta have some sort of cool name. Something to strike fear into the hearts of this world's peasants! Something to send a shiver down every soldier's spine! A name so legendary it'll even remain even in old maiden's tales to get children to behave!
Hellion! I shall be Hellion, the Hellfire Incarnate!
Man, am I creative. Let's get down to business after a quick nap!