Viktor closed his diary and just as he was packing his stuff god came in him room and Victor turned his head.
"What do you want, 'god'?" Victor spat in a sarcastic tone
"Oh nothing, just checking on you dear. I know it will be hard on earth, but as we heves say 'lying is lying and rules are rules'."God responded with a casual tone.
Victor was annoyed at god's nonchalance towards the subject, but he didn't say anything, as he was sure it would give him a worse punishment. As Victor was done with packing god took his stuff and they went through a portal to earth.
When God and Victor got through the portal god spoke to Victor.
"We're going to have to get ourselves proper clothes dear."
"I guessed that much." Victor said looking at his robes.
God began leading Victor to some earve shops, Victor gasped at all the things earves had that wasn't in heaven. Victor ran up to a stand and took some food from the stand.
"Wow, this looks amazing!" Victor exclaimed while holding a hotdog.
The man from the stand got up and took Victor from the neck.
Victor terrified and confused asked the man" d-did I do anything wrong?"
The man angrily thought "What is this lil shit doin' pretending he doesn't know what money is? And why is he in ancient robes?
Finally the man answered Victor.
"What do ya mean ya lil shit, yer stealing from me stand!" he said in a clear Scottish voice.
"What do you mean by stealing?I'm just taking this food on the table."Victor questioned the Scottish sounding man.
"WHAT D' YA MEAN jus' taking??? The man yelled.
Finally god came to rescue" I'm so sorry good sir, but Victor here was raised in an orphanage a just recently got adopted, so he does not know about the world."
"WELL , THA' WOULD BE UNDERSTANDABLE IF YA JUS' GIVE ME THE MONEY RIGHT NOW" the man screamed.
God sighed, he gave the man money and under his breath he said "definitely going to hell."
Quickly, god grabbed viktors arm and brought him to the nearest clothes shop. They bought some trousers and a jumper got god and black jeans and and green jumper nearly matching Victor's eyes for viktor.
Then god brought viktor to a cafe, to sit one of the tables and talk about how the earth and the earves living on it. Once god was done viktor had everything he needed to know stored in his brain." Humans are so complicated" Victor thought.
Once they were done viktor and god whent to the house he was adopted in.
"here we go..."